Today I walk around the city, I walk with the dog (I have a pitbull 10 months, healthy, apparently terrible, but kind and calm as a small dancer), everything is as appropriate - a namordnik, a guide, the dog goes calmly. I see two aunts moving in front of me, the booklets are distributed - whether adventists or evangelists, we have both. And when he passed by them, he said to the dog, "Satan, near!" Aunt’s eyes should have been seen.

From Odinvlesu:
When the disc is filled with movies, I begin to throw away the photos. So an aristocrat on a sunken ship approaches the boat and splashes out his undrunken tea, helping the team pumping the water.

List of tasks per day:
Hire two detectives to watch each other.
Ride in the elevator and talk to the entering "I think you wonder why I gathered you all here?"
Make a vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayonnaise bowl. There is in public.
Becoming a teacher. Make a test where all the correct answers "B". Watch the reaction.
Run into the store shouting "What is the year?". Hearing the answer to run out with a scream "It worked!and "
Buy a horse, name it "Come first" and participate in racing.
Invite someone to your office, turn on a chair and say mysteriously "I was waiting for you..."
Change your name to Simon and talk about yourself in the third person.
Buying a poppy. Learn to pronounce "Help! I was turned into a puppy!and "

From the Auto Forum
Blondes
posted 27-3-2012 05:36 PM
No, okay, I’m a blonde to the brain of the bones, but how did you pump on the right?

In the run!
Yesterday revealed sophisticated tactics of fighting in WorldOftanks. One of the enemies writes: "Hello! I am blue!!"Well, everyone falls on the keys, who smiled blind, who started asking stupid questions...In general, while the people in the aqua kicked the keys in sophisticated answers to this strategist, the whole raid was splashed (((

Look at me, I am not lying! The real pudding.)

Today, after the salary, the installation department was consulted in his office for a long time, and in the area of lunch with the screams "Nahui, Nahui" left. The whole. 42 people. and forever!! to
Strong and determined people.

When is it spring? When is the season? When is???? to
WOW: Their Raid campaign with the spring boot sector collapsed, and the last recovery point is January XD
Shit... Fuck...

Post from the forum: I am writing a piece and there is no data anywhere, how many bricks Tykva used to build his house?

with VIO.

Question: How many people can stretch with a gunshot wound if the fragment has broken through the liver?

Answer: Go to the doctor

XX: Almost any network of food can be dealt with. Rostix, McDak, Little Antoshka – it doesn’t matter. You see the inscription "Coffee" – that means you can put a larva there. The main thing is not to live.
Yyy: These aunts who meet you at the entrance are stressed and ask the type: “smoking, not smoking?” And you’re like them: "I’d be ashamed."Something uncomfortable.
Zzz: You can answer culturally. Well, for example, beautiful Mademoiselle, your bottomless eyes have enchanted me so much that on another day I would have granted you the unconditional right to control my fate and give me a table at your discretion. But unfortunately, today I am forced to refrain from the temptation to spend a few magical minutes in your delightful establishment: I would be embarrassed.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Yes, we have to learn.
yyy:created a word file called "diploma"
Yyy: I sit down, I think what to do next.
I think I should have a cup of tea.)

From Formspring:

Do you have sex often?
Without laying hands :)

Would you be a potato?
Yes, just cut a large slice so that they are equal, or I know you.
Takak... It’s not right here. Now here here. and here. here )
After 5 minutes:
Will you be a peanut?

You probably dreamed of it.)
He: So what are you saying?
He: I can only take tanks off.
He and the other shit.
He: Until you come in dreams, you are lazy on the journey.
She: I come, and there are tanks all the time.
She and the other shit.
She: I am upset and I leave.

I go with a friend in the elevator, he tells me a joke:
Boyarsky at the age of 16 began to grow a moustache, and at the age of 18th a hat.
Nearby standing female individuals first make friends, then turn to us:
"We are still here with you"

As if you don’t live in Russia. Previously, at the end of May, the snow was not surprised, and now they, crazy, if you can see cocaine fell asleep in March. Less need to smoke anash, the brain has completely shaken.

Anthony, you are awesome!
Bathory13 Clash is crazy pleasant to hear

I will not sleep with you!
I will not sleep with you alone.
Do not complain!

The eyes of the accountant.

Does not work? Does black smoke come out of the tea? The laptop fell out of the window and didn’t turn on.
This is a job for a super programmer.

If no one is jealous of you, you are living wrong.