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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61993
 27.03.2012
Did you see the “foreign”?
<DiXoN>: Well, yes a thousand times.
Martell: I reviewed here and understood: this is a movie about how the crew of a spacecraft, at the cost of their lives heroically saves the red cat he predatory alien creature!! to

[ + 33 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61992
 27.03.2012
Aperon: Bringed his cat, the neighbor’s cat.After an hour, he watched a fairy mahoch with a snake’s swallow and chopped clocks of wool. I decided not to interfere.After half an hour, I watch the animals pair. They are lying and licking each other. Like people... I thought.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61991
 27.03.2012
In the throat:
The men!! Attention to!! A marriage certificate is not a jail sentence... It is your three-time subscription and unlimited sex!! to

Advertising is such a advertisement.
In the small font below read - food you buy and cook yourself, and unlimited sex will have to be hard hidden from your wife.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61990
 27.03.2012
Report on the I.Kart:
1st "Baran has caught the deer!"
2 "Do not confuse people! Dodge entered the gazelle."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61989
 27.03.2012
I went to visit friends in Georgia. He gave his parents very clear and clear instructions about his company.
It should be enabled once a day.
Connecting the Internet
Wait about 3-4 hours (I am obliged to update one base)
No need to turn off the computer. Turn off yourself.

I ask: have you understood?I go, I go, I come back in a month, I walk in the yard, and I feel something happened.
I will go, parents-Hai!, and they, like guilty children, are both sitting on the couch - they are silent and so rooobko-robko on me. I go into the room, no comp. O_O

Where is Compton?? to
“Son, you, the main thing is to calm down now. You wrote what to do. I did not clarify. Who to call? Well, we called the neighbor... like him... Tole... he came, without asking anything, took the computer and took it.
Where are you fucking???? to
How to Connect to the Internet...
Your Alcatel is finished!! The only thing he connects to is the bartender system in the nearest beer bar!

We did not talk for a week.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61988
 27.03.2012
Anthropoid
Artem

Anthropoid
I will soon die.

Priestly
When is?

Priestly
That is why?

Anthropoid
Suhaiah

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61987
 27.03.2012
More people die from falling cocos than from sharks. Why are there no horror films about falling cocos?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61986
 27.03.2012
We have the dean in this sense is interesting, they stick such pictures themselves) Humorous people there) Announcement of deferral made in the style of a poster to the film "Pila")))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №61985
 27.03.2012
How is the chef? The silk?

I: not yet

I: first called the lighthouse, then called the lighthouse.

I am: br %

Wife: and you call him, tell him - go to h*j

Then call back and tell me not to go.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61984
 27.03.2012
XXX: Buyers come today, the toilet chose. Long determined with the choice of the manufacturer, price, color. I was tortured for about an hour. have chosen. I got a card for payment. There is no terminal! The department is new, we have not put it yet.We went to take the money and did not return :( I would ask first if we accept the cards! No, you have to chase the seller! and :(
YYY: Len, you look at yourself. If you need something, you will go around all the shops, question all the sellers, and you will order it anyway on the Internet :)
XXX is fucking :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61983
 27.03.2012
[21:49:51] xxxh: blea... he’s been cuddling all week...
[21:50:25] xxxh: becomes scary for the consequences...
[21:50:54] Belo4k@: And here is me)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61982
 27.03.2012
News title "Back in USSA" - is it, fuck, where?! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61981
 27.03.2012
Fuck, Daddy is in the shit.
WOW: How is it?
Yes, they came to work, they offered goods.
A ceramic knife?! to
You know a-al.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №61980
 27.03.2012
The repair. The Dinner. Throw away old furniture. They dropped their two books from the 8th floor. Add 200 meters to the garbage. I smoked, and my brother with the words "Bobble Run!", dropped the closet to the side and started pushing to the trash. On the street, the fridge, the Soviet closet, painted - slips well. The brother has already acquired decent speed, the late passers rush away from him, the brother hides behind the corner of the house... And here I realize that the time has come: I throw a cigarette, and with the screams "Hold the thief!!!" and "Return the closet, fuck!!"I’m going to follow him. Whoever has helped (

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61979
 27.03.2012
The Chinese will find a way to cheat.
I got a package from ebay.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: but, shit, packed in a poppy bag on which all the bubbles are already broken!!! and :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61978
 27.03.2012
What is a faithful husband and a foolish man?
Both are sincerely sorry.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61977
 27.03.2012
I did not leave the teas. This is a Jewish restaurant.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №61976
 27.03.2012
News: Oil found in Kenya
We will soon find out that they don’t have democracy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61975
 27.03.2012
Sasha you surprised me.)
Baby, I am not surprised yet :)
I love when I call myself a child.
xxx: what is it that is disconnected.)
YYY: Ah, such a wasteful thing.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61974
 27.03.2012
You are missing the evil!!! to
My mother says we lack evil. We need to buy evil urgently.
And what am I? I have nothing to do here! I did not take it!!! to

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