How about your bones.
He is a pervert!! to
HGH: Why
He invited me to visit tonight. I came, and in the kitchen I noticed - in the garbage can three empty canned pans of pineapples!
XH: O_o

Day of Accounting from 1C in the Grand Moscow Circus.
How subtle

I’m from the generation for which "Tanks" is a battle city

Zibbil: As my preacher said, “I can give you a machine, but it needs to be charged with something.”

I understood that I am hopelessly aging when in the quotation about “lalka”, “azazaz”, “bombanul perдак” and their “old” analogues “LOL”, “Bggg”, “Batthorth” are not even familiar with the second half of the words...

News of Ukraine: all #tower, civil war, Yanaka put on coll, Kiev in fire.
Russia: the torch-bearer will be a camel

Did you agree with Sasha Grey? and :-(

The xxx:
As for personal?

YYYY :
Silence and tranquility

The xxx:
How is the monk Shaolin?

YYYY :
The cat after castration.

Optical nerve - no longer than 5 cm long and from the eye
immediately goes to the brain, without entering the spine and can not get into the coccyx area. What I get the answer:
What are you telling me? I know my body better.
And he throws the phone..."

This is a striking example of a man having a ass instead of a head.

Well why then? Per she just pulled her eye on the button?

I do not understand:

You still ask, why do Ukrainians want to be with Europe, and not in the Tajik Union with the Gopniks?

Who is asking you? Personally, I’m totally upset where you’re going.
Let you unite with the Masai and the Tuareg, but do not come to us with your cockroaches.

Matvajko: I went to the Bank today in business, scratched everything on the credit card, and here I fell asleep to go to the toilet for little need. I’m standing there, sorry, SSU in the cabin, I hear, another person came in. He walked to the free cabin, stopped and suddenly whispered to the whole toilet: “Stop, stranger, whoever you are! Wait for me and let us go into the unison.” I pulled for two seconds, then half bended, rugged, and the horse. He jumped out and was forgiven. What more was that???? to

to this:
I seem to have come up with a way to check my smartphone for how much it holds a conversation from one charge.
You just need to call the MTS technical support.
----------------
The real case of TPM. As if my sister had to turn off the service of unlimited internet on the phone (and forcibly connected by a caring operator). Called tech support, listened to classics for more than an hour, did not stand, went to the nearest MTS salon. On the question "How to call the operator?" she was told that she needed to call from the number of another operator. What would you think? She took the phone with the bandside operator, called the support of the MTS and was literally half a minute later communicating with a live support worker. This is how you care about your subscribers. Use it)

Aunt came and said that the whole text
The whole shit text.
Tag: pick up caps
The entire text is capsome.? to
Fuck to Fuck.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Cat's Blood
Otherwise it will be badly visible.
It looks bad... do you understand?? to

With OpenNET about ranking Linux user preferences

Apparently this is normal for Linux printed editions. I remember Linux Format compared the distribution, and, among other things, there was a "easy installation" criterion for the newcomer, according to which Debian got 5 points, and Jentu - 4. I presented myself in colours with the bearded editors of the magazine comparing the distributions:
How easy is it to install Debian?
It is easy, further reboot. I think 5 out of 5. What about Gent?
- Well, here you need to break the manual disk, format the partitions, assemble them, enable swap, download and deploy stage3...
Yes, it’s a bit more complicated...4, I think?
Four is right.

Representatives of forex call, trying to impose entry into their system. The operator (O), judging by the voice, faithfully believes in the effectiveness of the system.
A: We invite you to study with us and start earning money.
I: No, thank you, I don’t understand finance and I make money by handcrafting.
A: You may not have enough information. During the training you will be given a personal manager.
I: No, I am hopelessly stupid. I just want to do handcraft.
A: You will be familiar with currency trading.
I: I prefer to deal with paints, glue and other toxic substances.
A: Well maybe...
I: My husband did not convince me to marry him like you did!

and yes! Finally a farewell!and :)

V: There are leather wallets.
v: here is the bag straight and the civilian look
Volume: 18.0 dm3
Q: Two wheels?
Q: Is it not big?
V: It does.
V: Ordinary
Q: You can’t put a bag of two potatoes in a sports bag?
Q: I didn’t know what to experiment with.
V :D
I wonder if you are Russian.

by 4pda:
HH: What did you read? Gogol or Tolstoy? Because if you read the forum, you would have long ago found the answers to all the questions.

We discuss with my sister what would happen if the heroes of legends existed in the style of furry:

Quasimodo is a hamster!and :)
I sell my soul to the devil for a night with grain.

Zoo freezes, ducks sit on the ice like ducks
They didn’t fly south, they thought they would always heat the water, and they were fucked up.
Because life is pain.

From a comment to the article on The Village:
When I read the text, where some words are highlighted by a capsule, I imagine how a person’s EYES increase significantly when he pronounces them.

Fuck the fuck! The rule is very simple! If the emphasis falls on the end or suffix after the whispering (for those who are very difficult to do so - at the end of the word), then O is written. Tea, towels and so on.