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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78725
 15.03.2013
Correspondence of the boss with the contractor

and Gregory! You are trying to work with a serious international organization, and you are sending all kinds of shit.
with respect

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78724
 15.03.2013
xxx: A six-year-old girl tells me her story about a killer chicken who spoke to a bull to knock their master with horns so that he could not cut her in pieces.
YYY: Do not make abrupt movements.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78723
 15.03.2013
The Russians are always like that. The wallet, where it lies 2-3 thousand rubles, is kept in a load pocket, so that it is not pulled out in the transport. And the phone costs 15 thousand rubles in the side, because it is lazy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78722
 15.03.2013
Sergey Oatmeal: In this regard, I like Islam more, have you ever met a drunk muezzin?and :-(
Ilia N. Ivanov: I have never met a sober muezzin

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78721
 15.03.2013
Dasfantomas: It is good in Minsk in the morning in the cafeteria to eat peaches with potatoes and potato salad, drink potato juice and, throwing a shirt of Colorado bush on your shoulders, wander around the city center.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №78720
 14.03.2013
In the bus I saw a beautiful thing - grandfather spoke on the smartphone, finished and carefully packed the phone back in a wool socks.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78719
 14.03.2013
OOO RJD. It’s not just tracks and rails.

How well it burned!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78718
 14.03.2013
I found it on one website:
Bruce Willis hardly drinks. But when it happens, it is treated with its own company cocktail. Write down: 200 dark rum, the same amount of white vermut, 4 tablespoons of Curacao liquor and 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.

Tagged with: "strong nuts"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №78717
 14.03.2013
xxx: fucking, and offensive and funny... my girlfriend on February 23 gave me socks, and in the evening did not come home, a guy answered my call, said that she was with him. I thought "Dobby is free?"))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78716
 14.03.2013
The Roman Pope is not a Negro or a grandmother? It is strange. Where the world goes.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78715
 14.03.2013
If a person is in trouble, call 02! He is there!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №78714
 14.03.2013
In school, they can incite hatred to what they are teaching. In this regard, I am calm about the introduction of the foundations of Orthodoxy in schools.
Written by vkl-vikl

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78713
 14.03.2013
Yesterday my girlfriend burned up.
WOW: What happened?
XX: Yeah, she had a delay in menstruation, thought she was stinged and she decided to go to the pharmacy for tests.
WOW: So what then?
XX: Well, she found out if they had tests, and she was asked, “Do you have tests with one strip?”(Taking into account that with one strip of test in one package). My second three silenced, giving out:-I would preferably with one strip. The pharmacist did not understand at first, and then it fell out.
See also XD)))

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78712
 14.03.2013
Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein! Sorry for the shit, I forgot about you.
Thank you for everything!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78711
 14.03.2013
xxx: I’m a virgin, of course, but I’ve watched a lot of porn movies and I have an idea of sex. In my experience, in movies, girls are quite actively moving, for example, and in photos they lie still. Apparently this is what we are talking about.
yyy: that is, you mean that the ideal wife should be in the.avi format, not.jpeg?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78710
 14.03.2013
In the book, Pendalfe did not ask for eagle support at all. The eagles themselves walked in the vicinity, noticed a loud hustle and decided to smash the goblons, to which they fed racial hatred.

In general, it was emphasized in every way that eagles, first of all, are in their minds and even piss the sheep, and secondly, not all eagles are equally useful, so that it is not quite safe to trust them a secret operation.

Although he was originally a debtor to Pendalph, he clearly indicated the limits of his gratitude. For example, he refused to drag the knot into places with the presence of humans and as a result of the developed air defense system (on the latter, Smaug will not lie)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №78709
 14.03.2013
I go home. Children from 4 to 5 years old play at the entrance. Suddenly, a boy starts beating a girl. His mother is flying to him with screams "Misha, what are you doing? I told you that you can’t beat girls!" What the little Misha asks: " Can you even throw a stick?" A good mood was all night long!

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78708
 14.03.2013
If after Depardieu to Russia moves Saigourney Weaver - will it help to get rid of the gastarbiters, illegal immigrants and other strangers?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №78707
 14.03.2013
old ashtray: And I and the usual Witnesses of the Wowa love it very much. It is very funny. The most criminal district of Kiev, something like South Butovo, predictably comes out on the doorbell a grown-up man in cowards and with a crack. When asked what you know about the Bible, the man suddenly wondered what exactly the two sectarians mean.
To the surprise of the sectarian women, the man, sprinkling a weekly scarf, tells about the Vulgate, the Bible of James, the First Council of Nicea and the most fascinating episode about broken spies about the "omosus-omyosus".
And even going to implement their business plan by inviting the house to provide humanitarian aid directly into the brain.
But here from the kitchen it is "If someone now pulls the ugliness into the house, then the stove will not get".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №78706
 14.03.2013
tehnoshaman: And in general, after the release of the fifth iPhone, I have a complete feeling that if Apple releases an egg plug for a thousand dollars - millions of hamsters will also fight for the opportunity to buy the first copies, and then with the unbeatable faces of happy fools to tell what a cool and convenient thing this egg plug is, how beautiful it is and how well it knows how to hang on eggs...

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