We are Russia!!We won the Olympics!! to
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. And as is usually the case in Russia, half of the work was done by two gastarbayters.

" The page you
It does not exist"
But I am reading her!

I remembered for some reason how I congratulated the men in the law department since February 23 last year and it was uncomfortable for everyone that among them all I was an officer. Yes, only I am a military servant.
Where is my shaving gel and a pack of new socks

always, when I see agitation posters in the clinics "the lungs of a healthy person - the lungs of a smoker" for some reason I imagine that the Ministry of Health struck and opened a completely healthy person only to photograph his lungs(((

My little dog hungry eaten a whole bowl of bread and now it is the opposite - meat on the outside, bread on the inside.

XXX: Then I ask in a different way, can you repair this effort yourself? Or you like Viku from Dan, you need to bring the same only worker (on spare parts).

XXX: What are you doing?
I fight with the cat for the last piece of sausage.
xxx has won?
YYY: No
YYYY: Yes
Tagged: fucking
Yyy: I left with an empty piece of bread =(

Dmitry Guberniev
A good man begins after forty. Truth is, it quickly ends.

Do they have an economic plan?
There is. "They are the culprits of all, so let them pay and repent"

The whole world trembled in anticipation of the miraculous healing of Yulia Tymoshenko.

And I was never given a foam or a deodorant at 23), because... because nobody gives me anything at all.

Fuck, and the cockroaches are unhappy in military affairs.
The cockroach ran, dropped the capsule and fled. And while you pursue it (a distractive manoeuvre, a whiplash), a smaller, but more numerous infantry lands from the capsule and spreads to capture strategic objects.

On the occasion of dating on the street, in transport, in shops, etc., as well as accepting gifts (flowers for example), from childhood we are instructed by the rules:

Do not talk to strangers.
Do not accept anything from strangers, especially with an offer to show something interesting.
Do not go anywhere with strangers.
Especially if you’re a girl (unless it’s HD, of course).

Governors in biathlon:
...and the Chinese athlete here, XUNKHUA...
I will no longer use that name.

Victor An: "I ate a dog on a short track".

And this pale with a crust will also come for Yushchenko and Yanukovych...

XXX: Boy and Ovechkin
XXX Malkin and the Sheep
XXX is fucking! Malkin and Ovechkin.
YYY: The new one. Boy and Sheep :D

By the way, about the intelligence of machines: we have a robot vacuum cleaner at home. So, the husband at night argued that the vacuum cleaner is constantly guarding him under the door. I said he wanted love and affection, but I forgot about the conversation. The vacuum cleaner left in the room to clean. We go back - this infection pushed the chair, dropped my things from it, chewed my socks and slipped under the bed, where she safely went to sleep. Now talk about unhealthy things.

at work today. In the cafe. On the 1st floor entrance with a massive heavy entrance door and closet. We have a chop. There were always shift guards with whom we kept up with time. And then one of them got sick and was replaced by a brutally tall and pumped guy. Further from his words.

has replaced. I stand. I see a guy running, and running past me, he broke up the stairs. As long as I thought, this "Cash" is already flying down with a barbecue and some bags. has been late! And I, preventing the crime, decided to detain him.

Now what this guardian miracle did. While he stopped and wondered what to do, the guy had already climbed the stairs and headed to the door.

The guy’s words.

Ebb on Ebb! Late to work. Admin has already called where you go, you have already 3 orders for delivery of food!!! I run into the kitchen, catching the already cooling balls and documents, and the area of exit from the cafe comes to my back, a frog, 100 cars with coal.

The result.

Accelerating from its 7 km / h, the courier flies into the door on 1 space. Remember the door, right? It is made under the old. Leaving saliva and soap on it, the courier moves to sleeping mode :)

The administrator was punished for this. Because he did not introduce the guard to the collective.

I talked to my mom about her birthday and asked for a gift.

I wanted a plan at first. It is very convenient and it is also easy. But then I thought – good tablets are very expensive, and we now have financial problems.
So I told my dad not to give me a tablet, it was very expensive. Better give me an apartment.