One guy now saw an album with photos of overseas titled "When the dollar was 36".))))

to all:
Do you seriously think there are places in the house inaccessible to cats?
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I personally take it seriously.
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And I personally had a cat picked up by a cat on the street that just couldn’t open the safe. She walked into any closet even on the upper shelves and gave birth to cats there. She opened the doors if they were closed not by the turn of the key, but simply by the tongue of the lock. She opened the refrigerator door. She took the chicken out of the boiling bouillon and closed the lid. She moved somehow two bricks, which lay loaded on a cover covering the olive plate, and ate the whole sausage from there. Do not judge everyone by their experience. Cats are also very different.

If you get tired quickly and constantly want to sleep, then add a slice of lemon to the tea, a slice of hammered cinnamon, get on the nearest plane to Goa, and never go back.

Why to burn?
Yyy: Because to dissolve bodies in acid is expensive, and wood is cheap.
xxx: I always dreamed of dying like this))) and the dust to be scattered by the wind! I do not want to rot in the earth.
yyy: rot in the ground is at least dangerous. Necrophils, necrophages or even worse, necromants!
XXX: Yes) is also a serious argument
Yyy: Necromants are the worst of all! It’s one thing if you’re burned or fucked up after you die, but forcing me to work after you die is overwhelming.

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Fuck, the hysterical animal that lives on MY dependence will protest to ME over my behavior in MY house! And also in this way.
I don’t even tolerate Homo sapiens. Do not like? Pink under your ass, go live on the street and express your protest there.

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And you, the fool, are that fool.

Fifty shades of cat guano, according to humanitarian technicians, are very stunned by the unfresh borship of multivarka, and in no way contribute to the improvement of the potency of a sixteen-year-old twin, moving away at a speed of 299,792,458 m / s.

A: Minsk, educate me, what is "Refused distribution"?
A: How is it? Did he pay and did not work?
B: Yes, you can refuse, and pay the cost of tuition all the time
C: In 2012 it was about $10,000
A: A lot of...
D: My friend had to pay $23800.
B: Nothing for yourself
E: 5-7 years ago there was the simplest chit: at 5 course (or at the end of 4) something not to surrender, not to surrender and not to surrender again. Not to be transferred. to be counted. Return to pay and pay for the last year.
E: already in 2006 this store was covered, as almost half-flow began to switch to pay. I didn’t get rid of high school students =)

I have a problem with the scanner.

You don’t have any problems with the scanner. You do not have a scanner.

Reviews of the Market of Dreams
Advantages: The price of metal. It is good to ride from the mountain.
Disadvantages: They are not there.
Smooth heating regulation, a thermometer on the glass, a spacious stove, a timer, a grill, simplicity and convenience of operation - all of the above you will not find in this plate. It is manufactured by the Zlatoustovsk branch of the machinery plant in Mordor or departs from the carrier of AutovAZ. Magnificent design inspired by the novels of Stephen King and the paintings of Malevich. Buying this unit, you buy a sea of adventure, an inexhaustible source of loops and the opportunity to fight for bread urgent. Zlatoustov metalworkers, famous for their steel, were able to create a metal of unique thinness, almost transparency, specifically for this plate. The numbers from 50 to 300 are most likely (not proven) used to regulate the frequency at which this wanderwaffle sends signals to an alien mind with a request to interrupt its dim existence. In general, a beautiful, incomprehensible and a little strange (like any avant-garde) stuff of an incomprehensible purpose. Do not hesitate to buy. In an extreme case, it will be useful to scare disobedient children.

to this:

to this:
I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot.

Not Selene... Molybdenum, right?
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Well, if he spends a lot of time on the robot, then he is probably iron oxide.

Not about shit, but:
+ and +
So remember, sweet ladies, if you...
and----
Remember, if a man...
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When I see some posts in which words like “remember!”", “learn to play!”", “go to learn!”" and so on, I realize that this is another dull shit of “learners-learners”" and I read only to shake their self-awareness.

P.S
How do you know where the north is and where the south is?
- Very simple: Olka - the north, palm - the south.

The phenomenon of his human and creative longevity Vladimir Zeldin explains simply. “I know for sure,” he says, “if God saves me, then I haven’t done everything yet.” And on the occasion of the best gift to the century anniversary, he said: "At 100 years, the most expensive reward is life."

What do they all wear with these shades of grey? Like schoolchildren who saw porn for the first time, honest word.
The Grand Hotel Budapest is an imho super movie. I would give Oscar.

The phone ringed, the son took off the phone (4 years old), and there again they offer to change the internet provider, which the son responds that he is ready to change if he is brought a green candy... aunt for some reason hanged the phone (smiley)

- When ordering a strip of alligator from us, we can apply your initials absolutely free of charge
I want to give my wife a strap, not need initials.
But you do not understand, it will be for you absolutely free.
Not to do. My wife is named Tatiana Petrova. No need for initials!

Chocolate produces the hormone of joy, and many other foods. What "hormone" pleasure for you?

Yyy: Chocolate makes a lot of food????by :-0 :-0

Who wrote the Polonese of Oginsky?
I don’t read such shit.

Ivanovich: the assistant forgot the waffles on the table, at night they were found by the mouse..eat dinner..and I understood so I tried to put the cacao on the table with the word "Thank you", the letter "C" she didn't do the job.)))

They would discuss Dostoevsky as "50 shades"

StaZar2107: "50 shades of old lady percent", for example?

QBe: 2Shorty, Fyodor Mikhalych, envy silently!

XXX is fucking! Why does all the work happen at the same time?! to
YYY: According to the law of deceit. According to the principle of procrastination.
XXX: What is it?
yyy: it's when "naaaado, but then", and then grandfather dedline on sandals with sandals and we rip his hair on his ass to get the time