Ksoo: Lech, I have a virtual machine with any chip, processor loading 100%.
XXX: I added another core to you.
Ksoo: Thanks, now download 200%

A friend told me that I was fighting in a bar with KMS about fighting and I didn’t do anything... I say well and what happened?I beat him and he climbs to embrace :)

Lexus> and Terrano began a favorable period in an emotional state - he recovered himself and earned the rear yard!!! to
I’m very pleased with it> :D
Lexus> and may have failed to use them for a long time
Orange> ah, the broken lighthouse has not recovered?
Lexus> you know, started to heal!
Orange> should be attached
Lexus> so I took a jeep and to the traveler and even to the pine - it doesn't help =(
Lunch and coffee> :D

I walk my trail. Here next to me pass a guy and a girl, the girl is desperately telling a story. And here I hear:
You know, he is such a man. We sit there, he breaks down, puts on his shoes and puts on the windscreen, and this is in the winter, on our question where, he answers, what a friend needs to meet and in 10 minutes will come back. He returned three days later, where he was and what he was doing, no one knows yet.

On the forum, the participant under the name Betty shares her problems and receives useful advice and words of comfort from anonymous xs.

Betty:...And here’s what he’s saying to me in the ass: Olga, I didn’t want to upset you, but I have another..."
Are you Olga or Betty?
In the morning Olga, in the night Betty, in the day bombed Vasgen - you want to live, you do not so rush!

Today at a pair of pascals at the neighboring table the girls said:
I need to find the longest word. How to do that, I don’t understand? : SSC
And you assign one symbol one centimeter.

I fell out.

You are young, fashionable and energetic.
All in gadgets and social networks
I am one of those people who touched.
Battles with shoes.

xxx: This is probably one of the funniest points: the Jiuhua tea plantation in Henan province hired virgins with a third-size breast to collect tea leaves with their lips and then throw them into woven baskets.
Yyy: Let me wonder, but with what lips do they collect tea?

M: I am in practice now such tasks that you need to master almost all European languages.
You will be a polyglot.
M: I’m so polyglot here, I’t polyglot...

The Americans thought that you could just throw oil and fuck, but the Arab sorcerers think differently.

In fact, the hurricanes were also tortured by the Indians. Hurricanes are not Arabic.

I watched the news: a guy on a chopper came to his courtyard, he was blocked from 2 sides by 2 jeeps from which a fire was opened, a guy with fear tried to drop but only caught neighboring cars. As a result, the brothers went up, cut off half a car, pulled it out, stuck in a car and took it away. A few minutes later, I asked him what his name was. I checked my passport and let it go!
The Russians are awake! :)

The sixth day of the "4 hours of sleep per day" regime, the body did not withstand and slept, ignoring the perforator.
He could be said to have slept desperately, with all his strength.

Discussion Therapy Session (Rough d'n'b Festival)

I don’t understand how people go to such concerts.
They are hardened! People under light drugs. There is even tea for 50 rubles, because there are spiders in it.
XXX: We have in the dining room, judging by the price, too.)

The wife sits with the child in a line in a children's clinic.

I come, I say, it turns out that we have another office.
I ask her who to warn us that we are leaving, so that the turn will stick.
She responds by pointing her hand to the crowd and says, “Woman with a child.”

I needed to download the fairy tale "Candy", so on one site wrote "the book is unavailable in connection with the copyright owner's complaint."
O_O

@HomeRoot: Rumors say DOOM 4 action will take place on Earth. I offer John Karmak to place portals in the Russian Federation in the offices of the Sberbank and the Russian Post.

Mazzuta: in the military commands, the manuscript of doctors is interpreted in their favor.

I just went to Egypt with my wife to Hurghada to rest! Naturally we got to the Eastern Bazaar, and she, like all the women, was there, then here! I searched for her for an hour, two, and in general, with the help of local police, you will find her.

When I was driving the second time, my nerves were more precious to me! Friends advised to buy children’s cheap Voxtel diet, say cheaper and angry. Well, I went to the Fresh, I bought these rations... And what do you think, they were really useful! Walked through the pyramids and again she was lost, she and her friends went wrong where I was! But this time it was not my fault, we found it quickly.

Why do people have mobile phones? Why complicate it so much? Race, police, the direct detective)))))))

Zzz: And I’m right (let it look funny sometimes). We take it often. There are no problems with roaming, and in large shops it is easier. Since my husband hates all the messy hypermarkets, he usually sits somewhere in the cafe, or goes to the departments where I am overwhelmed by thirst. So, it is very pleasant to get along.

Hhh: If you are in roaming, you will spend less money.

Qqq: I have seen a lot of such strangers (without resentment) in Ashan lately.

On the issue of children...
The wife left, the daughter lives with me (in court), goes to the kindergarten, sometimes with me to work, for an hour and a half... I work in a car service, a car electrician. But I will not ask for maintenance, because I can maintain my daughter myself, and I do not want to see her!

The case was at work.
Two technicians run to Sisadmin.
We have big problems!
S. What is it?
The new servo has fallen.
S is not. We will raise.
He fell from the stairs...
You should have seen the face of Sisadmin at that moment.