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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44752
 20.03.2011
The third child of Pope Grant
I write the article. There is this text:
The baby is 3 years old: at this age the baby is actively growing, stretching, becoming higher, he grows to 20 teeth.

Imagine a drizzlov with a voice: and now he can get food for himself.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44751
 20.03.2011
The doctor said that I was schizophrenic... and that despite the fact that my dragon brought such convincing arguments against me...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №44750
 20.03.2011
Nothing is given to our country so cheaply and nothing is valued in it as expensive as gasoline.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44749
 20.03.2011
The First Pacificists

This is a shit – one half of the readers rejoice that I am telling a well-known historical fact, the other – that it is an outspoken blunder.
These stories are the most interesting. All the laurels of this story are addressed to Leo Gumilev, whom I now read with pleasure.

In the first Crusade, a great battle between a knight's army and an Arab cavalry. About the future, the chroniclers on both sides tell with great shyness, but did not let go of pointing out the main problem. Pride knights sat on the most powerful of their wrestlers, starving for female society after a long march. But the Arabs were sitting on wretched obedient goats. The battle didn’t happen immediately, but the horses were pleased.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44748
 20.03.2011
Those who say you cannot eat at night, let them try to explain why the light in the refrigerator is invented.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №44747
 20.03.2011
XXX: Something bad I have become. I deal with the castet, like a teenager with a condom, some case will turn.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44746
 20.03.2011
She, as it is believed, soaked her with ointment, which over time acquires a white shade.She goes, i.e., in the subway car, a guy stands next to her, looks at her for a long time, then so delicately:"Girl, you have stayed here"and points to the lip.and "

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44745
 20.03.2011
Love of evil, you will love the goat
Love is good, you will love and you will love.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44744
 20.03.2011
(About the Cat Sphinx)

xxx> will they be shuffled by the wool, is it a pity?

[ + 60 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44743
 20.03.2011
The female logic:
Throw away all the knights, and then walk and cry that nobody likes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44742
 20.03.2011
xxx: I was visited yesterday by the thought of fairy tales and why they don't look like reality
YYY : Why?
Because in the fairy tale there are evil heroes, there are good ones. All the fucking things in life!

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №44741
 20.03.2011
Amanda came to work today. The whole office.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44740
 20.03.2011
XXX: You are sent to me by God. thank you.
YYY: You see, even God sent her. Follow his example.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44739
 20.03.2011
Spring... life go!... and you, breasts, stay!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44738
 20.03.2011
On the cat feed is written: "Healthy pet today and tomorrow!"
And the afternoon...?

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44737
 20.03.2011
In one forum:
xxx: He listened to the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and somehow became disgusted for the fact that the Russian general watered our defenses with dirt, hailed our samples of military equipment and advocated for procurement of military equipment abroad...
YYY: the head of the rubber...
Zzzz: And even the stitched...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44736
 20.03.2011
I have a friend (27 years old) playing dancers, met a real guy":))) I have been communicating for a long time, he plays cool, including almost the best friends. I recently found out that he was 12:)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44735
 20.03.2011
I am tired of work, yes.
XHH: Of course, the most people get.
Imagine you are a cook. Here comes a man to you and says, “I have heard that this thing, yellow so, although my neighbor has it white... in short, I forgot the name... so, I don’t know with what knife to cut it so it gets hot. Do you need to cut or fry for that? And is it normal that it then becomes brown and crispy? Yes I remembered! It is potatoes! Or “potatoes,” I don’t know how right...Can you make me twenty pieces? And fill it with machine oil, my brother told me, it’s cooling faster.”
Do you work as a cook in a psychiatric hospital?
XHH : No. In the publishing house. by Odmin (/_\)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44734
 20.03.2011
The fucking Matan. When you see the number 6 in someone else’s lecture, you think it’s a sigma, a delta, another kind of unknown shit, and finally six.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44733
 20.03.2011
Vass: Every Puerto Rican drinks Puerto Tea. If Puerto Rican people start to suspect something, some of them don’t drink Puerto Tea.
They take their Puerto Rican knives and Puerto Rican pistols and go home to him. While they knock on the door of the attacked
A Puerto Rican has three choices: hide in the bathroom, hit the kitchen, or ask his wife to tell him.
That he can’t get around because he’s sitting down and drinking his favorite Puer tea right now. Some Puerto Ricans have been fooling others for years.

You need to sleep more, or such a shit of sporsonya comes to your head.

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