Morella: I walk around the house with a sticker on my forehead:"I am a fool". Parents are understanding.

If a house is numbered from 1 to 70, how many times will the number 6 meet?

2 to 8

1 Why?

2: 6, 16, 26, 36, 46, 56, 66... total 8)))

1: Answer options: 7, 9, 6, 8
1: as well as houses under numbers61,62,63,64,65,67,68,69

Then 15...
There is no correct answer in the survey.
2nd day))

The fuck is simple.
How will the children take the exam???? to

2: O_o
2: Are you in the exam?? to

1st date)

2 with my sister?? to

1st Agha
1: Blowing up
This is a trauma for a lifetime!!! to

Z is. Child 4th grade... where does the Min Education look???? to

Stray: I have to delete the history of correspondence with you.
XXX is bad! There is no preservation for descendants.
Stray: If she reads, there will be no offspring.

The main thing is that she washes her cowards with towels and my ones with socks.

The cultural man will never say "Put your opinion into your ass!". He will say: "Dress your judgments in softer forms!"

If there are " tears of happiness " then there should be " tears of health ".

No, I understand everything, I am a metallurgist with an internship, and I have not been to concerts of any group.
But here’s the group titled "Flowers" I’m afraid to listen! O_O

joffer: yesterday in the morning in the subway was driving, because I was late, then I was driving after a peak hour, it was less free.
In the car, whoever reads books, whoever listens to music.
Joffer: one guy kind of cool, the iPhone4 got, type struck, turned on the music and sat on it in some toy to play
Joffer: and after 2-3 people from him uncle with a bag sat, looked at the guy - opened the bag, got a laptop, wrestled, turned on the player and also in some toy began to play - type "I'm cooler than you, son"
Joffer: and next to them in the corner 2 students were driving, one pulled the system and a large box, and the other LSD monitor and backpack.
Joffer: in short, it’s a shit... the guys looked at the type of cool, the guy demonstrately so from the ball got the uninterruptible for 5 slices of voltampers so thousands for 2
Joffer: short, crazy, in a couple of minutes they turned the stationary right in the wagon, also wrestled the player, one took the headphones, the other sat a spider on a difficult push.
Joffer: And the two, with the iPhone and the notebook, were driving as well as the finest and sat with a quiet and submissive appearance.
And it’s gender ?
Joffer: Yes, if there were any more amins carrying the stall with an interruptor and wrestling it, I would have at all worn off.

A woman in a dream said: "Aliens killed Kennedy, and for this they make them shurma."

Horror has connected.
Horror: People, tell me in which year did you create the first computer?? to
Kate1989: got tired ;D
Look at Google!and :)
John Clayton :D
NumberX: enter in Yandex.
NumberX has banned (cause: disloyalty to Google)

<Key> guys..anu-ka drop all the chat and send me to Tuptia for a week..a?
<Ninja> My girl, you are already there

I talked to a friend of mine on Asskoe:
Q: Do you know what kind of men are fools?
I am :?
Q: I am a guy acquainted with the asky writes:"Come to visit, I am bored. Take a cup of chocolate ".
I dressed up, painted up and went.
Q: And what do you think? Tea and chocolate (
I : I respect it. The man said, the man did. I don’t know what you’re there, women, you think when you’re just invited to talk and have a cup of drink.

Insulted...

[StanLee]: I go to the subway today, and there apparently the students are having fun)) food, a guy with a notebook screen comes to people, a modem is on the key) and on the screen the inscription "good people, please help set up the ADLS- modem... bla bla bla".
by Kapitoshko xD
[StanLee]: it reaches the middle of the wagon, it is stopped by the uncle and then the dialogue D: humanitarian? Q: Yes, and how did you know? D: Normal people would have come up with a smarter thing, besides that you have a switch C: sorry ))))

This is what you need to be a dumb guy to write in your questionnaire "I will not meet" on a dating site.

Did you watch a paranormal phenomenon?
Dmitry is not
Kate is so horrible.
Dmitry I know.
Kate did not look?
Dmitry is not
What was the horror watched?
Dmitry's textbook on mathematical analysis

How do I make Windows 7 from Windows?
YYY: No on; have SHIFT

romapetrov went to sberbank, and there the turn for numbers in the electronic line

Zhendos: Dolboeb is a state of mental organization in which there are no semi-tones. It’s like pregnancy – either yes or no. You can’t be a little pregnant or a little dumb. The only graduation possible in the dolphins is a fairy tale, but, believe my experience, in this world, the yogis who have attained levitation and then more than the fairy tale dolphins.

MaKcuMbl4: can you consider the fairy tale of a man who left his car in the subway, went for business to the center, then came to make-up, looked for his car, filed a claim for theft, after 3 days remembered that he left it at another station, but the car from the theft was not removed so quickly, he was constantly stopped at each post and checked for an hour and a half, in the end he put it in the garage and walked on foot, and then sold. A man under 40 years old.

In the classroom there was a discussion about morality.
So Veronica (our teacher, young, greet her if she reads) glosses:
Japan is in a tough situation, but no one is maroding. The Japanese have a high level of what?
The radiation! There was a loud scream from the class.

I went to my aunt for a visit today, I went to smoke on a bucket. I opened the window and I was smoking. And sadly I see the monitor flying past me and shouting "This is Sparta ". I stood for a long time, then 5 minutes later the cat was flying, and other screams were already "It’s a flight fighter ". I still cannot connect these two things.