Geography in 7th grade. Passing through the theme of climate zones and their flora and fauna, the lecturer reads a poem as an example:
- In the north, the wild man stands alone on the naked top... - and encourages silence, allowing the children themselves to name the all-known representative of the flora.
A confused silence prevails.
Silence is prolonged.
Finally, the silence is broken by a timid assumption:
The goat?

Former military personnel at work always turn on half the lamps in the office, if the switch allows.
The question, why?

For all the military, I will not say, but in the Air Force, for example, all important systems are commonly duplicated. Accordingly, half of the lamps light, the other half - in the reserve

All peaceful heaven, your cap!

On NNM discussion of the news about a cyclist who found an electric motor in the bicycle:

derevyaha: at one time some stangist so disqualified - found a housewife in the ass!

xxx: Can you explain to me, as a humanist, the difference between the infinite cycle and the infinite recursion?
YYY: But look here:
The king had a courtyard, and in the courtyard was a bow.
Start again, it’s an endless cycle.
Pop had a dog, he loved it.
She ate a piece of meat and he killed her.
He buried in the pit, put the cross, wrote:... - it is an infinite recursion.

How many films have been made about the dog that reveals crimes? A billion! And I suggest making a movie about a dog – a criminal genius! The movie "Julia" In the roles: Dužev, Bezrukov and others.

Reception from 9 h-16 h. The patient is registered at 15-00.

15 to 00. There is no patient.

15:15 I did not come.

15-30 is not there. I am glad. I can rest and soon go home, there are only 30 minutes left.

15 to 50. I clean the neurological hamsters, the tonometer, the recipes in the safe, throw away the pre-written voucher. I go to change clothes.

15-55 calls from the registration:

- You came, who were recorded at 15: 00. A little late. Traffic on the roads. Accept them!

And this "law of wickedness" works in 90% of cases.

She has always suffered from the abundance of social relatives. Then, despite the inhumility, I managed to meet the same closed guy. After the wedding, our families, like in the Indian cinema, began to get brothers, go to visit, one day to call - and gradually completely forgot about us two. This is real family happiness. Successful neutralization of relatives strengthens marriage better than any love.

Record in the diary:

Your son was the only one who took alcohol. Thank you for your son.

Worker and physician.

Everything was going to run, but there was a lack of motivation.

I cleaned my roses today.

Here is the motivation.

We gave the grandfather a puppy for the summer, upon arrival it turned out that the dog, in addition to being grown up, forgot the nickname Lord, began to respond to "Piduk", and to perform the command "Brush us!"

I signed up with a client in a chat about the site. He went on vacation to Brazil. The client writes:

“It’s great, but I’d like it to be all that blue above me.

I will do well. Tell me, are you okay?

Why are you asking?

You write big letters.

I’m behind the Brazilian notebook, I haven’t discovered it yet.

Find the caps lock button, it should be on the left of the letter a, press it.

After a while:

This is really better. I thought these Brazilian laptops reacted so emotionally to Russians.

If at 40 you swing through the turniquet, then health is okay, but life is worth thinking about.

A man lives in my entrance alone, feeding all the time a cat, a dog, a pigeon... so we come back with our son (5 years old) somehow from a walk and he screams to me: “Mom, look! “Snow White!” I look, and yes! comes out, that is, this man from the house, and to him from all sides escapes, slides and slides all the local life :)

The geektimes discuss the fall of a meteorite in India that killed a human.

Part of the falling meteorite was photographed with shaking hands?

YYY: A little bit, suddenly someone else will kill
I can’t rule out that the photographer was dancing at that moment.

A friend described what Nva-Chevrole is:
This is when the Chevrolet factory is brought to Russia, set up, launched, and Niva is obtained at the exit.

Expecting patriotism from officials who have moved their families abroad is as stupid as selling water purification plants to people living on the shore of the Baikal.

Bad sound insulation in apartment buildings.

I have a cat. The former owners called him Tarakan, I call him just a Cat, in the house and without him there are plenty of cockroaches. It happens that this naked face unnoticedly fits, sits down, looks at me for a couple of minutes, realizing that I am not paying attention to him, sits on his back legs. This means that the next action of the cat will jump me on the knees, which can cause trouble, for example, when in the hands of a cup of hot coffee. The cat quickly understood that if I, when I noticed the readiness to jump, cried out loudly, "Sit, cat!", it means I am not in the mood for him, and it is better to sit two meters away from me, so that I do not get the foot. “Sit the cat!“Loud and sharp. With the particular persistence of the cat and my bad mood, this is supplemented by some kind of “C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C”. I don’t like the pronunciation of the letter “c.”

Not so long ago, a Mongolian businessman took the apartment upstairs. The Russian speaker. A person is quiet, imperceptible, except for the characteristic appearance. A couple of times passed by, not paying attention to each other, today I encountered him in the elevator. Mongol, realizing that I am on the floor below him, asked if I don't know who lives in the apartment N. I am high on him, literally (he doesn't get my head to the neck): "Well, I live there, and what?" Why are you constantly mocking me? And who told you what my name was?"After a brief confusion, the mood rose in both. It turned out that the Mongol's name was Sidicot. Here he perceived my cries to the cat, well heard through the ceiling.

Why did "Natural ecologically clean 100% butter Doyarushka" price?
Increased tax on oil and palm oil.

and both:

History of this:

The Smart:

A few words about "refugees" in Europe:
In the 1940s, things in Russia were worse than in Syria, but who remembers to flee Russia from the war? That is...
......
I forgot about two things. The Iron Curtain. And 2 - then all (you understand - all!) Europe was in ruins, and it was impossible to get to the United States! ( See also The point #1)

Is Europe in ruins? Interestingly, for what purpose did the French so easily surrender Paris to the Germans, and eight European countries declared neutrality in the war?

Hey, do you know about the mass evacuation during the WOV? Just the Union was bigger than all of Europe, there is a place to escape and inside. How much is Jordan or Syria? On one side, they hear bombing, on the other side.
During the war to flee from the USSR to the territory occupied by the enemy, that is to say, to Europe - it had to be very contured.

Neradence: It is believed that when a person starts listening to Splin in the non-stop mode, he has a pzddz in his life.
This is not.
The full PZDC in a person’s life began when he began listening to Civil Defense in non-stop mode.
Morphine: And to agree?
N: And to agree...