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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94172
 19.02.2014
The problem with the properly working extractor - instead of a heated soup, a fried potato is obtained.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94171
 19.02.2014
Wait, do you really discuss...USB hub? A simple hub, a hub in which there is only a hub and which works only as a hub? O_O

YYYY: Yes

xxx: and work

zzz: This is Hubr, in posts about the lunar mission discuss the pelmeni, in posts about robots discuss the girls, in posts about the usb-hub discuss the hub!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94170
 19.02.2014
here here :

To all of these:

to this:

The commentary:

to this:
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I very much want to quote the autoban with the words "To this:"To this:"To this:"To this:"To this:"To this:"To this:"To the commentator:"and the like. Lords, this is a humorous resource, not a forum of pitchballs.
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I strongly support CS! All the commenters! Down the forum realities!
Hurra comrades!

Totally agree! They are already crazy!! Give it without stones!

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Land for the peasants! Factory of Workers!
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Just by name!! I strongly support...especially the factories.

and...

I agree! Factory of Workers! Bridges to Trolls! The dead parks. The cow’s seat.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94169
 19.02.2014
The Village:

It is so in Russian, to smoke the Parliament with firearms...

I love smoking, no matter what, I like the smell. My acquaintance has a large collection of light bulbs with the symbolism of various institutions, you know, there are such free. And again, since we are talking about parliament, in the context of expensive cigarettes, I dare to suggest that in the West, where you are quietly rushing, smoking natural wooden lights will be more expensive than Chinese lights.
a "in Russian", in your case - to demonstrate your collective origin.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94168
 19.02.2014
Why was there no curling in the USSR?
Well, stones on the ice, butts for melting the snow - a bourgeois game
Oh yeah, then I look at the bourgeoisie with the butterflies and the blades at our window today from the very morning.
Look at their expensive orange clothes.
Tagged with: bourgeoisie
Yesterday I saw one of the bourgeois shuffle champagne, straight to Mayakovsky.
Classic I would say.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94167
 19.02.2014
xxx: entered the KFC, got to the degustation, ate a snack

xxx: I came to the station, the dog from boredom came to smell me, sneezed, mints broke up and fucked up.
karma and fucking

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94166
 19.02.2014
- Proposal from the studio: photo session "Change the avatar"
and AGA. Give me an iPhone and let me go to the toilet.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94165
 19.02.2014
The most exciting thing I’ve heard from a girl on February 14:
"Oleg, you understand, in men I value only two qualities - height and brunette!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94164
 19.02.2014
<sh0dan> there is still something good in the hub
<sh0dan> I just realized
<sh0dan> he replaces me magazine "Young Technician"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94163
 19.02.2014
XX: Well, we always have it=) People are broken in the right place. I broke my back when I brushed my teeth.)

YYY: What is it?

xxx:Well I brushed my teeth... I started to brush my tongue, I started to bend to spit and rinse, there was a vomiting urge... well, and my back suddenly shrugged, so on the dishwasher and hanged.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94162
 19.02.2014
yyy:"Who has the breasts that and the main";
xxx:"But all people have breasts"
yyy:"Do not confuse the breasts of all people with my breasts"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94161
 19.02.2014
ML: Schematically drawing a block of change in the sound signal on the sheet.
There was something to fill out the list. I write:
The day
Thy breath
Awakening
the alarm
All is missing.
The bell
Panic screams
...

Running by, sympathetically: "An action plan for every morning?"

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94160
 19.02.2014
2 news in a row, with a terrible deep sense of pain:
Russian Foreign Ministry: U.S. engages in “puppy farming” by imposing western development vector on Ukraine

Siberian shamans call on spirits to win the Russian national team at the Olympics in Sochi

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94159
 19.02.2014
Norway has ALL gold medals for sports involving skiing! = D
In hockey, someone with a score of 4:0 just won.
Norway has won.
Yyy: Probably not much skiing on the ice.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94158
 18.02.2014
The appearance is not the most important thing, it does not matter how a person looks and dresses, it is important what is inside.
You talk like a typical zombie.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94157
 18.02.2014
I worked in a cell reader. And there, along with the phones, a lot of accessories were sold, and among them was a skull-shaped skull. Somehow a couple goes into the store ready for something, looks at the bricks for a long time, and the girl-got says - "Give me this" - and points to the cranium brick. It was necessary to see the face of her and her companion, when I from the shelf, without thinking, shouted to the box office "An, pierce the girl’s skull!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94156
 18.02.2014
UNHUMAN THANK YOU to Alexey (I was the only one who did not shy away from the name of the DOBRODETHER to find out), who carried (absolutely free of charge) four of them from today’s metro collapse to Iljić Square!!! Everyone is good!! And Alexandra too! Plz – publish it

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94155
 18.02.2014
Just two commenters. One is normal and the other... the other is Governor’s.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94154
 18.02.2014
Anton: Evgeny was called twice in Volsk - asked how he set up IPTV.
Anton: Evgeny reacted rude and answered unclearly
Anton: after 3 calls it turned out that Yevgeny was not Yevgeny, but Dmitry
And the phone was wrong.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94153
 18.02.2014
This is:

The question is: how to determine the axis and direction of rotation of the ideal non-metallic ball, which is in vacuum and weightlessness, without disturbing its state.
— — —
Light it with a laser and measure the change in the wavelength of the reflected light along the edges of the visible disk - on one side it will be in the red side (here the surface is removed), on the other - in the purple (here the surface is approaching). The Doppler Effect. The location of the "red" and "violet" zones will show the axis, and the amount of shift is the speed of rotation.

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