xxx: And I'll take my maika "I'll die alone among cats... HAPPY"
Yyy: On the right of black humor: what a cat, you are an allergist! Do not count for.
That is why I will die. Nihua is a way of suicide.
Yyy: Yes, the original is to gather a bunch of furry cats, squeeze them and instantly die from Quincke's edema. And since there are many cats, it is fast and guaranteed. On the rights of even more black humour: and at the same time and kiss food to provide...

<xxx>: cool) men cook great))
<yyy>: Well not all... I have one comrade that even the pelmeni can’t cook properly.
<yyy>: It strictly follows the instructions. He throws them in the pot and waits 15 minutes.
<yyy>: There is nothing said about mixing there, so it gets a large, hot monopelmen

The fuck on the phone is over!! to

Flexo: If it were my will, I would have legally prohibited the granting of judge status to former law enforcement officials (including the prosecutor’s office). The judge should ensure the competitiveness of the process, and not undermine his former comrades in the police office.

Before the meeting, the director tells: "Scientists have proven that the smarter an individual, the less she lives."
A secretary passes by and with an undisclosed annoyance: "Devil!".

My brother sits and plays WoT. On the art lay down one after the other, I said to him, "Look, you killed them, and they have a family, the children of the fathers from the war were waiting...", which in response I heard unsettlingly: "I also have fathers...".

XXX (15:26:05 8/03/2013)
with your celebration)
YYY (15:45:32 8/03/2013)
Do you know what the comic situation is? I change the syphon under the bathroom, and you congratulate me on our holiday))))) thank you)
XXX (15:46:05 8/03/2013)
from 23 February)

Luckily, fucking, I have a boyfriend with whom I only broke up before March 8.
XX: He who sent
I wish you all girls.
Love of course is love
But it is not mutual that you are
Unhappy for ever.
XX: I don’t know if to thank

Previously, they said, you can’t – we will teach, if you don’t want – we will force.
Now: You can’t – study, if you don’t want – let’s take another.

One day, at a tea table, one of our employees told us about a daughter’s classmate:
He lives in our entrance and often runs to ask for lessons. The daughter before all "Ivanov" and "Ivanov", and now simply - Andrei...
Look what is done! - We got worse, - First - Andrew, then - Andrew...
And then sweet...
Then the cat...
The Rabbit! The collective broke out.
- And then - a goat, summarized the experienced Lariska.

When taxi drivers teach me life, I listen and then do the opposite to avoid becoming a taxi driver.

The Americans broke hard. Chavez died by his own death. They didn’t have time to kill him like Gaddafi and Saddam, they didn’t have time to put him in jail like Noriega.

Did not get!

Are you in the press?
No to fat. It is (

Do you know the story of how Tim and I went to the center of contemporary art in Pompeii?
>he approached the evacuation plan and watched for a long time.
> then left
Aunt came and began to watch.
>then it came to her that she was looking at and she moved away confused.
>but our rust was no longer to stop

From the discussions of one well-known bar network about what the guards check at the entrance of the bag:
1st :
In short, if you go to a bar, don’t take something with you that would be embarrassing to show the guard.
2nd :
These five) I have long since stopped taking a half-meter pink dildo and an inflatable yellow duck with me)

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Why do the French say “Good morning” and “Good evening” and “Good morning” – don’t they say?
Everything is banal like a pen.
WOW: Morning in French sounds like "mathan"
Matthew is not good!! to

Turn on the telephone. There Kadysheva cries something from the repertoire of Tsoy. That’s worse than Valuev’s waving Jiggard.

Talk to my sister in the morning:
I: It would be nice to order a cheeseburger at McDake right away!
Sister: They don’t do delivery, thoughtfully – which is probably very decent on their part.

I sit with a guy in the kitchen. He looks at my overlapped ear with his earrings removed and thoughtfully asks:
How many holes do you have in your ear?
A piece of six...
Was it under the sewing machine?

by PornLab
r: The Oron exchange was also closed from behind the hole, there was a gay studio that struck them, read the r: article.
Here are the puzzles :)