Choose between two evils.

History of life!
I am at the Novosibirsk station. Next to the multicass is a blonde, the balance is replenished! And the cartoonist speaking, and from it it says "confirm the correctness of the number", the blonde tilt to the place to whisk money, and loudly on the whole station says, "I wait!" After this phrase, I even roasted the multicass!!! to

If Cristiano Ronaldo breaks his leg in the ass of Jennifer Lopez, the total amount of insurance will exceed the budget of Angola!

The Netherlands
Listen, what is it called when I perceive the noise of the pellet from the bowl on the fire as the sound of the crowd meeting their ruler?

rand0m :never, in any case, say the word "processor" when it comes to a laptop
rand0m: you can cause user mistrust and doubt in your qualifications
rand0m: because the processor is a blank box, and it is not in the notebook

The dialogue.
and hello. I had an erotic dream with you today.
OOOOO OOOOO! And finally! Tell me.
I was in your house with three guys.
and fucking. And what exactly did I do?
You looked up at the door...

Check out the machines with my mentor (N), a guy of 25 years:
I: If you remove that hook, you can disassemble everything in 5 minutes.
N: Gaeccha is the friend of Chip and Dale, and for you it is the M20 gait!

She said, “It’s impossible,” the reason said, “It’s reckless,” the experience noticed, “It’s useless,” the pride cut off, “Try...” the dream whispered.
He is:..."bla-bla-bla" - he was snooping ?

I go past the school yesterday.Heat, sunshine, children are crushing out on the street.One boy runs after the girl, I think the hair will pull or the ass will give!no, picked up and hugged the shoulders...here near the second look is carried to the girl standing at the concrete fence..I think the happiness will strike and kill the little one!so no, runs and the jacket smells more tight...and she cried (why was everything in school the opposite?see there is hope for a new generation more...

Girls love to dine with candles, but the pentagram and a goat’s head on the table somehow push them away.
YYY: try the black goat virgin =)
XXX: Do you want to try?! to

c) Archakov_s

At first, as a child, they were forbidden to play dendi (for bad behavior), then to the computer.
Now my mother has taken my wife and does not want to give it.and (

I generally think that modern boys need to go through a separate course "what sex with a live woman is different from what is shown in porn".
Yyy : Why? A generation of modern girls who grew up on the same porn.

- Suki looked into the labor 3 years worked on the post of a dark administrator so and written
in Ahaia

Once a long time ago, when the Internet was not yet, and the anime could only be obtained on video cassettes, the following funny dialogue took place in the Peter's store:
Two girls aged 12-13 came to choose anime. They ask to advise them "something with boys". The saleswoman, a twenty-and-a-kind man, begins to list: “Here the boys are like this, here they are like that. Here’s "Tenchi", there’s one boy and many girls. This is "Berzerk", well that guy!!!" The girls chose something and the next item they want "something with animals". The seller once again begins to list: “There are animals like this, here are cats. Here "Totoro" is a huge furry beast. This is "Berzerk", well, this is an animal!!!" I slipped on the wall... (c) tanuka

I will take a man into sexual slavery, three-time food guaranteed.

Silver Fork: Very often "sorry, I forgot" means "I knew, but thought you’t notice"

Early in the morning, hugging, looking at the sleeping beloved, and involuntarily broke out: You are my puppet!
She (through a dream, with a sneaky sleepy voice, almost bass): what? The tube!? to
I: Oh yeah, you are my bump!
She (not waking up): She is mine!

And nobody thought that the pebbles should not be wrapped with a laser, but simply carry a heating grid along the roof edge, like in a car on the rear glass?

Or am I the only one who has such stupid ideas?

Nastya> The Windows slogan should be the phrase "Please wait..."

X: It is hard to hurt me!! to

Y: I know

You are hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.

X: from where?? to

X: How do you know it all?? to