Do you want chocolate?
2: not
2: And what one?

A normal man to come home – demanded to eat, fell with a beer to watch football, and then fell asleep – such now less and less. There was some sort of non-drinking, well-earned, attentive to women... thief. Take care of us, Defoe/Babies. Or take your princes and die with them of happiness. Do you eat it?

Girls and boys, summer is coming! You can’t wait anymore, it’s time to prepare for the summer. Pressure in the morning for boys and seating for girls is the least. Let us make each other pleasant in the summer by the appearance of our bodies, so that there is no later as in these demotivators "Expectation" and "Reality"!))

A to A! 8 March. Television of Russia 1. The festive concert. The song of Tsoy "Premember" in the performance of Hope Kadycheva!!! Fuck kill me! This is a ferrarium!! to

Zombimedved: What can I do for world peace if I’m running out of shredded shells?

The post office of Russia is on the top again.
I stand in a row, several windows are working. A woman runs from one window to another, trying to get some documents. After another attempt, the operator says to her: "You have here incorrectly filled".
Woman: "Yes, but in the neighboring window I was told to fill in this way"
Operator: "Well and what. Consider that my window and the neighbor are two different organizations"

Now it happened that when I go to bed I take my router with me so that Daddy doesn’t play chess online until morning. Yesterday I went to bed early and left the router on in the room. I wake up at night to the toilet and see a blue light coming out of my father’s room. I go in – and he plays chess and rotates on the couch like Jula.
I understandably ask: - :) You have long wanted to go to the toilet but can't get rid of it?))) I am going to turn off the router.
As a child, Dad took the power cable from the computer with him to work and before going to bed, now it is the opposite.

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I will not die by my death. Today our chief lawyer aunt came in dark glasses - the good on the street is sunny. So I asked her "Why do you need dark glasses? For a thief?")))

The dancing chat.
Congratulations to the girl who arrived.

There are no ugly girls!
GrammarNazis: There are definitely no necrossifs.
Trollo: Yes, the necro-grey is just a zombie horse.

In my childhood, the best athletes in school were the first to start smoking.

Don’t be an idiot, be like everyone else.
YYY: Do you always talk in mutually exclusive paragraphs?

Do not be ashamed, so that no one will doubt your rightness.
by Confucius

<retrodev> I wrote a resume and cried, I was so cool.
< Áthaedgbla Átha> now write the second, the truth)

From Twitter:
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The director said that if I'm going to post in the JUR during working hours, he'll post a photo from my sp, and I won't get it until the photo gets 1000 likes :(

xxx: today made a walk on a horse and was late for an hour to the meeting which due to the delay)))))

Thank you to Google for respecting the Ukrainian culture and the memory of the great multiplier director Dakhno V.A. A great human thanks.

The Women’s Day at our office ended very well.
A drunk man.

Ontocha, do a good deed.
WOW, right to everyone?
I can’t burn like that. Let everyone think I’m crazy!

My father gave me 23 gifts. Half a day wandered around all possible fishing stores, choosing sacks. Choosing a healthy fool.
The whole evening, my father caught a cat in the bag, explaining why I bought it"?

Justin Bieber fined for singing too long

God has heard our prayers!! to