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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94052
 16.02.2014
here here :
By your logic, the seller of a music store may not know the Beatles because they are not from his era?? to
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And according to your logic, the salespeople of music stores should conservatories graduate plus a postgraduate degree in world music history? Are the book sellers philologists?
I'm not sure that the stores will attract such salaries to the sellers, and if they pull - then you, the buyers, will have to fight for it.

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I worked as a consultant in stores of two different sports brands and knew the composition, purpose and history of the creation of each model of shoes, always remembered the price and what sizes are in stock.
I am not saying that this is very useful information, but that the seller should know the whole range. This greatly contributes to the interest in what you are selling. I myself often go to bookstores and in 98% of cases I immediately, even without the use of a computer database, showed where the book I am looking for, regardless of the author's fame.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94051
 16.02.2014
In Crimea, an American was beaten for supporting Euromaidan.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94050
 16.02.2014
A teacher who has not passed the exam:
After what he has done to us, he must marry us all.
HGH: It is a pity that polygamy is prohibited by law.
XHH: We would all hit him with puddles.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94049
 16.02.2014
I got a leak for a broken hose.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94048
 16.02.2014
To the question about the "fire hyena"... Yes, this is FireFox!!! to

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94047
 16.02.2014
For the first time in the history of a newborn Canadian girl, three parents have been officially registered in the birth certificate. The new legislation allows up to four persons to register as parents of a child.

This is shit, friends.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94046
 16.02.2014
I got plastic windows today!! The workers took them into the apartment and placed them in the hall near the wall. They said they would come in the afternoon.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94045
 16.02.2014
From July 1, 2014, it will be prohibited to manufacture, sell and import swing trousers to Russia.
<Trollface> Why?
<Trollface> and without cowards can not?
<Spi> without a coward?
<Spi> without the cowards!? to
<Spi> is a coward!
<Trollface> And the Demon Pants

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94044
 16.02.2014
LittleSlivo: to protect
LittleSlivo: I sit in a cafe with a friend
LittleSlivo: we made 2 cappuccino in honor of the holiday on February 14 at the expense of the institution
LittleSlivo: I don’t think you understood me so :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94043
 16.02.2014
Something is wrong with your head lately – eating too much.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №94042
 16.02.2014
While in the North African Theatre of Action of World War II, German tankers have established a tradition of moving heaps of camel debris for happiness. Seeing this, the Allies made anti-tank mines masqueraded under these mobs.
After some of them worked, and German tanks exploded on them, enemy tankers began to carefully avoid the untouched rubble.
Then the Allies made some improvements to such mines: they began to be manufactured with traces of the tanks that had already moved them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94041
 16.02.2014
Two men cried out:
My wife suffers from alcoholism.
What, is he drinking?
and no. I drink. And she suffers.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94040
 16.02.2014
If there is a field called sex (a purely biological value), then the sexes are yes, only two are male and female. But if there was a gender field, then, as it is correctly noted, there are variants.
It is...
The Egyptian enters the states, fills out a questionnaire at the entrance, he is asked:
and sex?
5-6 times a day
I mean male, female?
Male, female, sometimes - camel

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94039
 16.02.2014
This is before sexual puberty.
A virgin, but still a virgin.
The girl
A woman is no longer a virgin, but a woman.
And they say, becoming a woman means losing her.
and virginity)
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Do you want the girls to clarify this point before talking?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94038
 16.02.2014
These two bugs:
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Help me find the movie:
The plot is like this: a drunk man is not in his apartment, the hostess of a cute blonde is first angry, but then they have a reluctant relationship. She has another old boyfriend.

I watched a few times very drunk before the New Year and so I can’t remember anything more. Can you tell me the name or how did it end?
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Can you tell me about a film from the 1990s?
I only remember how a few men question a beautiful grandmother who sits in front of them on a chair, throwing her foot for her foot.
And then at some point she moves her leg, and you can see such an enormous hairy p*dish.
What kind of film?
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It is the same movie. It is called "Let's Go Out of the Resource GOVNO-TROLL"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94037
 16.02.2014
Actress Brittany Snow’s father is named John Snow.
WOW: And he knows nothing?

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94036
 16.02.2014
This is what I noticed: If our athlete appears in advertising, he definitely loses!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94035
 16.02.2014
When we talked about castles made of sofa pillows and tanks made of wooden boxes, we remembered a summer in the village. In 2000, girls aged 8-11 years of age played in the royal court and magic, using bricks prepared for the decoration of a house. Not dragging far, they built the wall of the throne hall in natural size. And I also pulled out to us and my girlfriend two halves of scattered bricks, painted their mouths and ears on them and proclaimed them our dogs. We fed them, washed them, built a booth and walked on a rope. There are two small ones, bricks trailing along the asphalt and talking to them.

And then we decided to become sealormons, and I took on the stroke training, making a scare and teaching the girls to chew him with his legs and scary verbal formulations.

I remember shaking. XD Happy childhood!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94034
 16.02.2014
XXX: And by the way, you don't know which pills he is unwanted child
YYY: by EM How long has passed?
XXX: The Week
YYY: short
Take three fingers.
YYY: large, indicative and medium
YYY: Connecting
XXX and the Crusader.
YYY: How guessing you are

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94033
 16.02.2014
I agree :

I want to upset you guys. You have a good boss ;)
Sochi has nothing to do with it.
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You guys will be mocked how often we in Russia "help the Olympics". and other examples. Even in the state structures there are double accounting offices, and in the "clean" employees are indicated, who have never been, but they get salaries properly, and their work is weighed by the addition to real employees and explain that there is a lot of work, and nobody goes. Have you ever received money for participating in Saturday holidays, at least as ordinary citizens? But the money for cleaning is spent and not small. Well, if the inventory is given. And so people are driven out to the streets, they are called to conscience, they are used. administrative resource, and the money itself is written out in the pockets, while they may not repair trottoirs, stops, lights, etc. for years. Private people also have us "burn": they take people for "test periods" for poor salaries for months so two, and then they say that "You have not passed" and recruit new "interns". As long as we look at how to fill our own pocket, rather than how I and my children will live here, we will have a lot of serious consequent problems. Let’s turn a little head, not for somebody, but for ourselves first.

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