At the beginning of the song "Nothing Else Matters" Metallica can be heard on the open first, second, third and sixth strings. This compositional decision appeared due to the fact that its author James Hatfield, when he began to compose the song, with one hand held a phone phone and talked to his girlfriend.

YouTube comments on the 10 hour Caramelldansen video that got the most likes:
Parents passed by, I switched to gay porn... easier to explain...

On the fisher, a conversation of three girls with differently poor vision:
At the time of Dima it is 11:10.
No, I don’t even see his clock, not the time.
I don’t even see the smoke.

I’ve never written here, but now it’s cracking!
to you:
"...People, Fuck the joke over the gloss!!! Sit around your offices... But GLONASS will still work. Russia’s future is space. Even if you hurry.
It’s not funny because it’s already..."
You are either a pathological optimist, or you are completely zombie by the First Channel! You are not confused by the wording in the report on "Fobos-Grunt":" The influence of cosmic space factors..."?!! They were there, on the journey, did not know that they were launching into space. I’ve heard that a few times a week!!! The appliances are made of spare parts (by the way, don't be surprised that Chinese) intended exclusively for land use, so that it's cheaper, although the money is released go-go (guess where they are leaking). Cosmodroms are not updated, all communications have already been destroyed there, or are kept in isolation, there are no new carriers, and the old ones even Roscosmos is afraid to let go.
And your GLONASSs were first launched in 1982, and the fact that for 30 years the system has not been able to create it, you also do not seem to be embarrassed. It is not surprising, they are already disconnected from the accelerator with the curves of time, and there is no mention of any operation for years. But you believe, Uncle Pu is promising from the box that we were, are and will be a great cosmic power, bla bla bla. Not extinct yet at the expense of the technology of the Soviet science remaining, but it is not long left.
P.S And yes, I’m not the "manager in the office".

Comments on the Android Market:
It is great! I have everything I need and I don’t need anything. (Valued by 1/5)

XXX: Attention question: bought a router, connected to the home computer, there is a wi fi connection, the router found it and successfully connected, and the internet is not:-/ why?
......
Different comments from the male part - what and how to do, how to connect the modem, etc.
...
An hour passed.

XXX: This is not a router! Thanks to everyone :)

by habrahabr:
The xxx :
I also often catch myself on the expression “server” It seems right “servers”? Or is it that we already have such professional illiteracy, the type of “contract”?

YYY :
We are not talking about “storms,” but “storms.”
The words come out short and delicious.
The “wind” is not the “winds” that make us mad.
>Out of the deck

XHH: What are you doing?
I watch the series
XHH: What is it?
The escape from prison is called
HH: And how is it there?
Are they running?
Tagged: slowly
From the side it looks like they are sitting.

And sexual intercourse occurred between them against the background of sudden personal hostility to each other.

Twenty-First: Walked at Night at the ‘Woman in the Dark’ (Daniel Redcliffe in the lead role)
There is a terrible horror, a tense moment, all types are afraid, and ghosts are chasing Redcliffe.
And here out of the room a cry of a drunk man: "Expecto Patronoum!!and "
After that, it became impossible to watch a movie without rust.

XXX: Tell me something more
Yyy: I can't, the client is sitting here, wants something from me
The xxx :)
XXX: The Dirty Devil
See how he looks at you.
Yyy: This is a woman with red hair.
It smells like a man.
xxx: look carefully)) this is obviously not the phone in the pocket)
Yyy: xxx stop
YYY: I have a broken poker face.

Those who wrote:
Everyone knows that if you put an egg in the microwave, it will fuck. But I wonder, have any Indian testers already experimented with coconut nuts?

Blue, why did you say that? I could not try.))) My microwave was fucking so that the glass flew out into the corridor, and my dad was upset on the way to the sorting (((((( Neighbors called the firefighters, and apparently a psychiatric carrier!

From Mail.ru:
This is the "3+1" Live 3 months of winter and get a fourth as a gift)))))

by INK@
I have a big penis.
by INK@
Not with me, but with a big crazy.

xxx: all my problems with girls from being an intellectual snob. I can’t physically fuck someone with an IQ below 100.
XXX: That’s why I fucking my brain and mostly myself.

Today it was officially announced that we were sold.
Aaa: Everyone is running around the office and the bricks are collapsing. =) is
FFF: What is it really?
AAA: No... weather... came the fine deer...
AA: The situation has changed! The shit stopped.
FFF: Thank God for it!
aaa: now collapse of iron concrete beams =(

XXX is
What do you know about "hard to wear"? Sometimes I get caught up in it and get caught up in it:'(

From Mysteries:

Here is another advice, if the accountant says that 1C inhibits, pour sedatives in the tea and the problem will resolve itself.

Today my mom is screaming at the whole house, AAA horror, guard, Sonja fast here to help me something with Mozila was all not so all bad!!! I rush to see what happened))) it turns out that instead of Masila Internet Explorer opened.

A familiar one day case told:-"he stands in the store, beer for Friday evening to buy, here to the neighboring box suit two persons.especially, so to say, dressed as a whore, and obviously a drunkard.one of them pronounces the phrase:"give us something to chew, so that the goat from the mouth does not smell."0_O