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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №44492
 15.03.2011
Another explosion at the Fukushima-1 nuclear power plant, and the dreams of anime girls with ears and tails can become a reality.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44491
 15.03.2011
Before working in the office, I would never have thought that "coat" is such an exciting game!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44490
 15.03.2011
How is your driving?
Wow: great, I’m driving almost like God))
Oh yeah, you go, and the instructor sits next to you :D

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44489
 15.03.2011
From the news tape:

When Northern California received a tsunami warning, people gathered off the coast of the ocean in San Francisco to watch the waves on March 11. Noah Berger / AP

Does anyone have any doubts about their mental abilities?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44488
 15.03.2011
Schrödinger's cat is nonsense, Putin's bear will be crazier: whoever you ask, all for Zhirik and Zyuganov, but at the wheel as always...

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44487
 15.03.2011
The director revealed at the lounge:
As a child, I wanted to be a firefighter. Because when you come to extinguish an apartment - there can be something unnoticed to spell". O to Hui. It is from where the feet grow.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44486
 15.03.2011
I play the first Far Cry. I fly onto the enemy base, scatter two towers, urinate a couple of dozens of bad guys from the machine gun, blow up three jeeps... Bodies, ruins, passing past the barracks, I hear “There is someone!”

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44485
 15.03.2011
XXX is
The new employee installed the aska bot on the server. Type to send messages about critical states. For example, the temperature has risen, or the ups has moved to the battery.

XXX is
The server was hacked today. I received a message from the server "Hello! Look at my picture without clothes. What about you?" I am in shock.

XXX is
Obviously I should see there a photo of the processor not covered with a cooler, or what is there in the servers is considered intimate?

ZZZZ
Oh, and on the photo should be seen the broken condors ;)

XXX is
In a very disgraceful version - in the photo should be seen a naked processor smeared with white thermopasta.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44484
 15.03.2011

- Give me, plz, a picture of a drug that absorbs quickly! very much need!
Do you think the picture touches?
There are just drugs that are absorbed for a long time.
Do you have per rectum or per anus?
The title is not important. The main thing is to absorb it quickly into the blood.
By the picture? ? Shit the guy!! to
- Just when it’s slowly absorbed, I don’t understand if it’s already touching me or I’m still normal (
and clearly. Believe me, you have been specifically touched. And I’ll find the picture for you, wait))) Clearly catch up)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №44483
 15.03.2011
X: I don’t know, I was asleep. If my body pretended I wasn’t sleeping, it simply deceived you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44482
 15.03.2011
Sudo: The nineteenth-century biologist Sir John Labbock loved experiments. One day, he drank the ants and discovered that the sober ants dragged their drunken comrades back into the antshop. But if drunk ants are from another colony, they are thrown into the water.
by botsman2005:
The nineteenth-century ants also loved experiments. One day, they drank Sir John Labbock and threw him into the water because he was not from their colony.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44481
 15.03.2011
I have a cat and a cat. The cat fuck the cat, the cat gives birth, the kittens in a couple of months. The cat always has fresh milk. It feels like he is throwing a cat only for milk, because it is very difficult to cut it off from the tail!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44480
 15.03.2011
Mom works in the institute, some time on Saturday the whole group was late to her for a lecture, only two came in time, a boy and a girl, mother came into anger, and let her teeth talk, a girl let us tell how she yesterday went to her grandmother with grandmother, with whom there is also a grandmother.Sit and says, silence, all, my self-esteem broke down, after I learned that my 89-year-old grandmother recently had a boyfriend!!Every night she asks the housekeepers where her pencil is, then turns red and goes for a walk with it!I don’t even have a guy in my 19s!!There, the mother thoughtfully said so that she would not be upset, cry, wait for you to cry, you only have to wait for 70 years.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44479
 15.03.2011
If a woman is wrong, a man should apologize.
Man 2:... and send the fuck!
Man 3: But about yourself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44478
 15.03.2011
I sit, I watch on the channel "Russia 1" broadcast about the Kuril Islands. The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die :D

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44477
 14.03.2011
It’s like the wizard Wooda: showing some aunt Barbie with a sprinkled needle – a stupid superstitious aunt gets sick and she dies of sadness. Even if she had been smarter, she would have realized that she, a fat cellulite girl, is far from Barbie, and witchcraft should not work. In fact, my aunt is dying from overestimated self-esteem, yes.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №44476
 14.03.2011
Does my ear hurt?
You better ask Olga.
HH: What does it have to do with it?
You yesterday one girl with her girlfriend to the ocean driven 900km after the bar at 2 p.m..
HH: So what then?
WOW: While her girlfriend was sleeping, you fuck Alena on the gasoline, then when Alena fell asleep, her girlfriend on the other gasoline.
What about Oleg?
ууу: friend - here is the light - the sister of Oleg... In addition, you awakened Oleg by a blow in the face by a fire extinguisher, when he came home and boasted that you did.
P: The kids...
WOW: Pope of Light and Oleg also want to talk to you, by the way.
I think I have a lot of gasoline in my car.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44475
 14.03.2011
In the business version of Google Earth there is a target with precise coordinates and the button "Fire"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44474
 14.03.2011
How did you celebrate the new year?
2: How is it? at work. Our boss is a fool. We work without holidays. I got the change on the first of January, the very morning.
Have you slept in the box all day?
2: Where is it? I felt like everyone celebrated January 1st except the Koreans. As soon as the store opened, the crowd rushed. Do you know that they flogged?
1 is?? to
Toilet paper and toilet cleaning clothes!!! All the day!! The dogs!! to

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44473
 14.03.2011
Sometimes I envy my son: at the age of 4 he knew and became addicted to sushi, taxi, bowling, private lessons in the pool and even a bath.

And when I was 4 years old, I walked away from the goats in the village with a toy shack and tried to master surfing on a piece of fanery in a lawn in the courtyard - I will not recall the impressions brighter.

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