This is no longer within the framework:
Bringed the child to the clinic with umbilical hernia. The doctor advised... go to the grandmother to whisper, they know how to talk.
What next? Will the firefighters start sending to the shamans that they will cause rain and it will extinguish the fire?

Announcement of the sale of a cell phone.

Fifth, there are some inconveniences:
Buttons don’t always work – but if you hit it hard, it will work. The shutdown button does not work at all. To turn off the phone, just remove the battery. To turn it on, put it on. The battery is discharged in about an hour. If you are lucky. Charge for 5 minutes. The plastic on the screen was broken as a result of numerous strikes. infection in the corps. The dynamic is off, so if you want to hear something, you have to hold it. A harness is applied. If you move the wire around the nest a little, it will even work. The rear panel does not hold, so a scotch is attached.

Zoi, man, salut to you!
Actually, how is your business?

Comment to the video Mosquito vs Laser on the webpark:
Yes, I’ve been to research institutes. What shit they will not do.

An old battle, as if in the IFP, or elsewhere on every drunkard caught a cockroach. They burned it in liquid nitrogen, and as it froze, they drank for rest. Then he fell, he fell, and he resurrected. Then all made their faces astonished and drank for the resurrection. Then the new. It is said that the most durable cockroaches withstood up to 6 freezing-freezing cycles.

by Leonid:
Do you know what Windy is doing to me?
and Desward:
M is?
by Leonid:
There is an administration point in the control panel. What is the icon? the system, the hook key and, the fox, the hammer!! to

8:30 a.m., the seminar is open. After questioning a couple, a man terribly asks:
Who else is there to teach?
In the auditorium there is silence. After about 30-40 seconds, a surprise voice:
Are you waiting for us to call?

After this phrase the survey and finished =)

Broke the wood - pretend to be preparing for winter!
by Jekadj

When a cat sits on the bed and looks at you, you already think you are beginning to understand him and he is just sick.

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[23:15:17] yyy: It is normal
XXX is fucking!
[23:15:19] yyy: fucking
[23:15:28] xxx: battle of eaxtrasensions some
[23:15:32] yyy: uhu)))

Scientists tried to find men indifferent to porn, but did not find it"

The Poor (

Nordom: I sat in my house today, scratching old books:
-"The life of plants" in 6 volumes need to commute?
Is it about lineage2 fans?

My daughter insulted me, her husband and her boyfriend. We all sit together, discuss something neutral, the daughter turns to the guy and quietly says to his ear:
My dear, let’s get married.
Why Why? I am so good. With irony, the man responds.
I want to build a family and build a house.
Make your room in order first.

Yesterday watched the discovery and there races told one funny story, in connection with some there accident turned off the lights in the whole city (like New York)...
We began to receive very many calls about the appearance of strange shining objects in the sky and how it turned out that these “shining objects in the sky” were nothing but STARS.

And you all remember the TURBO button, cassette phones and flop drives.

by Umko ©

My washing machine is a living creature endowed with intelligence and untouched imagination.
I washed two of my daddy’s socks and two of my clothes.
When I got things, it turned out that Daddy's socks were pushed into the pockets of Daddy's coat - with one socks in each pocket.
And my socks - in every sleeve of my coft, one socks @@
I am already silent about the fact that when washing the bedroom, all the underwear is always in the underwear.
Forget the machine, the fucking... o_o

All modern relationships are divided into two stages.
1) No, I am not like that, so I will not give you right away.
2) Dear, well, turn off the wave when we have sex.

I cleaned the room here after repair... and found a two-seat boat :)

I pred advertising of cat food....Especially the phrase "Your cat is a puffy homeowner...". How beautiful here the creatives waved the phrase "Your cat is a castrate and he is not interested in anything".

I can’t wait for Tymoshenko to say, “Well, and fuck your Ukraine!I’ll create my estate with blackjack and prostitutes!”
c) The Miracle

The Boss is Funny
I know :?
Muxa: I came up with how storage workers learn to sleep at work. Arrive after lunch at the warehouse. See - Kolya shakes in the household on 3 chairs, took a tape to attach boxes to the paddle, locks. He set fire to the chairs. Until the machine pulled, he didn’t even wake up.
See also: Fig! O_O
This is not all!! He forced other warehouses to pull out the body with the chairs onto the loading platform. And there are customers, drivers, employees of the office... ?
So what about Coke?
Muxa: Kola matured, then cried.) and the rest of the warehouses roasted. Now these fucks sleep on the shelves in empty boxes and you will find them.)

From Asha

1 I just don’t want to sleep.
2 Drink valerian, and go ahead.

1 and my cat, what will he think... suddenly he is about to start...no...

1 he is castrated but strong and extremely convincing