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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93952
 14.02.2014
Here they wrote about the departure of the husband with a vandalis under the mouse...
My left with a false imitator...I still guess about the reasons...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93951
 14.02.2014
Previously, they said, “victim of abortion,” now they say, “victim of EGE.”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №93950
 14.02.2014
There are three main factors that influence the value of real estate. Location, location and location. And in commercial real estate, if we are talking about a store, it is a matter of life and death of the enterprise. Once on the forum, businessmen shared their experiences, who and how determined the passage of the place in front of the store. The most important factor is the number of visitors per day. It is a purchase of half a million dollars. Notifications of realtors, sellers, advertising leaflets with schedules do not inspire trust. Therefore, each proposed object had to go and honestly count the number of visitors. They shared impressions, experiences, differences between the stated and actual. How long did it take to find the desired object, how many objects had to see. The topic grew until one brilliant post appeared, after which the topic actually stunned:
I was easier in my time. I came in the morning and bought a fireplace. I came in the evening and bought a fireplace. Then he checked the numbers on the checks and got the exact number of visitors to the store.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №93949
 14.02.2014
Corruption is like a train: it can only be stopped by a machinery driver.
Or the partisans let him go.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93948
 14.02.2014
This is:

Stand in front of the mirror. Make a serious face. Loudly, angrily, read the phrase “Schwerelos Schmetterling huscht zwischen den Farben!”
Isn’t it true that the phrase “An unheavy butterfly breaks between flowers” sounds cute?

Child, close the door. and closed? Don’t open it anymore.
Color is paint. And the flowers are Blüme.
and further.
"zwischen" requires a guilty deadline. So, "zwischen die Blüme".
Well, finally, before an unfortunate butterfly it would be good to put an article. there there. Or at least heavy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93947
 14.02.2014
xxx: Do you know why I have not yet published a long, scientific-based, very compelling text on the treatment of obesity with mercury and cyanide potassium? Because half of the dumb chickens, of course, will behave and digest, but the second half of the chickens will fill these beneficial substances in the food of their children, and this is such a minus to karma, which is not compensated by the first half in any way.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93946
 14.02.2014
Where do you always see these onanians? Something I have never seen anywhere, and listen to you all, so at every step you encounter.

After a while he said:

- I started a woman's account here from boredom and began to correspond on behalf of a teller with one. And he then took me and sent a picture of his member — well, no fool?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №93945
 14.02.2014
I was in the metro recently. The girl goes down parallel to me on the stairs. It dictates by phone list: "Vitya, milk, bread and cream. Cheese and..." At this moment a man runs to meet her and grabs out her phone, and she screams after him: "And cheese, Vitya, творогаааа"...
by eprst2000

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93944
 14.02.2014
Asquante: I read about the conditions of mortgage in Sberbank reviews:
asquante: unnoticed, in a couple of decades and the apartment is yours
Asquante: Unnoticed shit!
Asquante: in just a couple of decades!
asquante: the sleeping beauty wrote, not otherwise

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93943
 14.02.2014
I hate this "You can't delete the file, the file is occupied". What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? Does the fifth division solve the equation?

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93942
 14.02.2014
I am studying at a military school. Sometimes I stand in the costume of the CPC, in the winter, at 7 a.m., dark though the eye of the car, the bus comes, like empty... Well, I go to the driver to check the documents, and suddenly I see how the seats in the bus eyes are opened!!! I’m fucking shit, and that’s it. A couple of tons of bricks had time to put off, and it turned out that it was students, blacks, from the Congo for breakfast brought!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №93941
 14.02.2014
Sauron Voldemortych: ppc I was flashed by a painted cat with a label on the monitor *crazy*
Sauron Voldemortych is: With the mind, I understand that this is a parasitic glimpse in the eyes, but...))
The Ghost: Bad
Sauron Voldemortch: Okay, you think, I’m swimming
Ghost: what, to the hell, "I’m sleeping"?
The ghost is with you!! On the monitor! The cat!! to
Sauron Voldemortch: Well... yeah... what... so... so cute...
Have you read your Nick for a long time? :D He is swallowing ))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №93940
 14.02.2014
What cake do you like?
The cake I love is called steak.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93939
 14.02.2014
As a result of long years of life in rental apartments found one thing that is NEVER transported from the old apartment when moving, and always bought again. Eggs for the toilet!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №93938
 14.02.2014
But let us think. Parents pay the unemployed 26-year-old son the internet (and possibly a comp) so that he cries about how he lives. At the same time, he does not want to be a carrier, and he does not have a job in his profession. He is offered to embrace him and cry.

I am a missile designer. Released in 1991. In the 90s, he really starved (the salary dropped to 5 backs a month), worked as a painter, on a soft roof, collected computers, enikeyled, strangled websites, outsourced and worked as a programmer. Twice in 1993 and 1998 he lost everything, remarkably lost in 2008, but always got up. Did I have to wait for a personal cosmodrome to work? Those who worry that it is impossible to get up - you are just comfortable in the shit, so at least don't bite yourself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93937
 14.02.2014
(Mia-Mia's daughter in 2nd grade brought a mystery from school):
Mia-Mia: Who is this – little, in the earth lives, at "H" begins?
Eahva is a scratch?
Mia-Mia: Eahva> warm
Eahva: O_O
Mia-Mia: The Witch
Tagged as: o_o
EAHVAH: bl*t

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93936
 14.02.2014
Comment on the video where a woman points to a man:
I’m sure they always have a lady on top in bed!
yyy: Yes, it seems that the lady is not even above, but behind ))))))))

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93935
 14.02.2014
xxx: How to adjust the sensitivity of the microphone on the eighth screw?
YYY: As in the eight. You turn on the boot from the drive in the bios, insert the installation disk of the normal screw...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93934
 14.02.2014
Frekenbog
Before going to bed, I mentally say goodbye to all the precious material filling of my apartment. I don’t know what this cat will destroy tonight.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93933
 14.02.2014
xxx: twenty years ago nobody would even understand this text "stated mountain lion and audio 2 dj normal worked, updated to meweric - updated wood to 2.60 - worked... then decided to put meweric from scratch - put wood 2.60 - does not work and all. You look at the info about the Mac and it is visible that the card is folded in the USB, but the signal does not go to it and it is not in the midi / audio settings. Who was involved?"
YYY: I still don’t understand.

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