No, no, not at all aphrodite Afrodite in Sberbank advertising. Advertisers Zena the queen of warriors and Heracles did not look at anything.

At the bottom of the pharmacy, I often go there. The pharmacist is funny – always interested in the details of my illness or problem. Today I went to buy a cure for a headache, asked. He responds with pity: "What, the head hurts?"
YYY : LOL
XXX also recently. "Do you have a cold?"
xxx: If I ask for Viagra, she will sympathetically ask: "What, does not get up?"

dj_team: at work brought to fill out the "List of changes of military servants and recruits"
dj_team: in the column "Family status" almost wrote "Active search".

In the past, people were proud of what they saw or read.
Now I’m proud that I haven’t watched The Twilight, House 2, The Worst Movie 5 and so on.
About Time...

XHH: They say that at the beginning of the career of the Zapshni brothers there was a lot, a lot more.
WOW: Survives the Strong
HGH: and unpleasant

Previously, a girl to charm a man needed to study music, art, literature... and now enough a good photo set and business in a hat)
And the man?
And they do not change anything. Except for iPhone.
The iPhone is absolutely necessary. An iPhone, a horse, a hibara with leather furniture and a couple of peasants at work.
The girl is cute. She has a good photo!

Discussion "intimate" advertising, in the newspaper.
Q - Literally yesterday I saw the ad "Woman for an hour", wondering what she is preparing borst or omelette?!! to
d - Probably omelette, borst in an hour normal will not work))

"Well, if you take the average price of an apartment in Moscow, MKD in 2 million rubles, and based on the fact that with cigarettes you will accumulate an average of 14400 per year, then you will be able to buy an apartment in 139 years - dear ones, an apartment in Moscow for 2 lamas - it is very far beyond MKD, somewhere in Ryazan.

Call in those. The support:
Hi to you. I pressed it and it made me angry!! to
by Guns

There was a very interesting conversation today between my grandmother and one of the storytellers. We discussed how to bring more from Thailand than it should be. B is grandmother. R is a storyteller.

R is You can, of course, carry more in hand luggage. The truth was already experience, even in the Soviet times. Our compatriots were flying from warm countries, weighed every kilogram by 10 in the plane and put all the bags in the passage. Of course, there is nowhere else. As the plane started to take off, all the bags in the tail fell. Well, the plane did not get speed, stood up vertically, and fell on the tail.

by B. And what?

R is of something. They all died.

by B. It is horror! And you were there?! to

On Sunday morning, around seven o’clock, I call a friend on my cell phone.
X: Greetings
A: Hello
X: Who is this?
A: Who is needed?

I’ve got the wrong number and I’m calling. After a moment, an unknown number calls me.
I'm still sleeping now, but I'll call you closer to midnight, I'll ask what you wanted.

And he did not deceive.

Thieves around thirty> this is not the age, it is the state!

It seems to me that my aunt is about thirty, maybe twenty-two years old—at least I know a few of those aunts. I’m thirty-nine now, I’ll be more, but I’ll never be a aunt. I entered the MSU at thirty years old, and in our group was a young, energetic woman ten years older than me.

It’s not when in life you don’t drink good Irish whiskey with good Irish beer. There are various Catholic concessions.

A child in the zoo looking at the rabbit’s legs in a wolf’s fist:
I also looked at the rabbit.

In the forum:

- A 16-year-old daughter runs with the same teenagers as her on the country, on shelves, without a nightclub. I don’t know whether to let go or not.

The commentary:

Is it a place or a process?

XXX is
The Terminator remembers.
YYYY
Remember the word "conceiver". End of the day, lat. terminus - end, completion) became nickname
XXX is
The translation from Fergus would be a lie)))
XXX is
Part 3 – Car stands

PP: A heroine named Hope can easily kill any intrigue in a horror film.

A colleague is upset:
- The balance on the phone is 21 rubles, and report that "In your account there are not enough funds"!
What phone do you have?
The Nokia Lumia 920.
You are not worth your phone today.

by the wind, along with the root,
Suddenly the fist broke out! 0 - O
I will tell you, kids.
About the Omsk Spring. % of

There wind, snow in the near
The city is in the ass.
The fifth floor...
I am upset and not happy myself.

From the sky so unhealthy.
Everything is white shit.
And spring has come.
It seems like... no matter =(

I will walk, the ball will break.
And the eggs will not ring in the tact.
Head and back.
I went for a mining...

Dry fingers, white nose
Something is drawn into a dream.
There are a couple of "short"
Shines and unison.

The calendar on March 4,
He smiles and says, “Sit down!”! to
Do not even go out at home.
Once your homeland is Siberia!"

c) The green

When they say to me, admin, “I don’t understand this, I’m not a programmer!” I say “I too!”