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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78225
 04.03.2013
What did you do on Skype at 3 p.m. yesterday?
We were so tired yesterday, we went to bed at 10 p.m. (
Claudia: I can't see the connection.
Feňa: Just started to fail in the dream, I hear-call me. Well, on the fig, I don’t think I’ll talk about what sex is there, there’s no strength at all.
Feňa: And here from his place compressed shoppot-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Feia: I was thrown
I don’t know who he is, I think he is??? You did not respond once and the result.
Clariss@: I don’t want to hear any more
Yes no, it is easier.
Feia: our dog cut off that the husband is so reacting to food and carries to him from any angle to a magical phrase
Feňa: In short, he so called the dog, sleeping with him is more comfortable
What a dream after such stress?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78224
 04.03.2013
XXX: How do you sweat we can meet?
YYY: z%%%%%n*y^m}x"<gpj§x=opl#c?
XXX: and how to understand?
YYY: Well, I understand what you wrote. Even without a dictionary :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78223
 04.03.2013
What would happen to Superman if he got to Russia instead of America?
YYY: I would have slept.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №78222
 04.03.2013
You didn’t look at someone else?? to
yyy: No (
Yyy: This is a terrible movie.
XXX is a terrible movie, all the guys are afraid of it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78221
 04.03.2013
Tatiana
Serena, can you tell me I really look like a unicorn???) ahahahahah
Sergey
I haven’t seen you in a long time, but now I’m scared 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78220
 04.03.2013
with VK.
XXX: Who works in tourism?
Comments: I am working... I am sending people! It is considered?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78219
 04.03.2013
Ksenia: I’m really angry, I’m actually losing weight
With such people
Fairy with a tail: an interesting diet. Maybe
A couple more such? Do you cook them or eat them raw?
I am buried...

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №78218
 04.03.2013
Only our man, taught by a bitter experience, enters the elevator and takes with him a cup and a half of water, a fried chicken, a lamp, a bottle of vodka and toilet paper.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №78217
 04.03.2013
Lenny: Here, in short, in the neighboring office - Gazprom :D
by Anastasia LOL. How did you define it? Dreams are fulfilled? xDD

[ + 7 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78216
 04.03.2013
How can you say anything about the Soviet Union if you don’t even know the magic number 3, 62.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78215
 03.03.2013
I haven't been in the bathroom for a long time, I don't like to go there.
Well, I always thought it wasn’t great for men to have fun in the bathroom...and I it. I have bucks.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №78214
 03.03.2013
It is cold at home. We sleep warmly dressed. I get up before everyone, so I don’t turn on the light in the room.

I slowly sit down... I feel that in the process of sleep some socks are lost... A-a-a, he’s here... I bow down, I grab the socks – and suddenly he suddenly rises over the couch and opens up the huge green eyes... I sharply shake away, I fall my head on the elbow... Maybe it’s still a dream?

It turned out that the cat from the cold stuck under the blanket so that only a part of his head was left in sight, which in the dark seemed to be a socket.

The beast was offended and went under the bookcase without breakfast.
I would be in his place too...

[ + 11 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78213
 03.03.2013
I am a brightly expressed girl. One deep night, a taxi driver (knowing we’re going to the airport):
What a small suitcase! Oh God, he’s also easy!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78212
 03.03.2013
The mistress of Meiko. Where can I read the entire collection of stories "the origins of Warlock"?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №78211
 03.03.2013
Answer by email:
Question: if the yeast paste did not rise, can I baked out of it what I thought or nothing will work out?
Answer: If the man did not get up, can I do with him what I thought or nothing will work out?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78210
 03.03.2013
I work as a massager. Come to me once 2 girls on the lpg (appliance for walking), I generally do a massage, they talked, they complain that they do not lose weight at all, I explain how to lose weight faster, what they say you need to observe the diet, the systemic physical load is needed, the massage is done systematically. They agree with me, they say I do that. After the massage they put on jackets and on the exit suddenly each other and says, "Well what, in the rostix?"

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №78209
 03.03.2013
Master of Books:

Playing in L4D. Everything seems quiet and calm.

Suddenly in the chat a loud and hysterical scream of some of the players: "Boys, sheaank! A healthy tank. And then it" And it takes a few minutes.

And only after the tank broke the entire team, this voice calmly and as if satisfiedly concludes: “Here is he, the tank of my dreams!”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №78208
 03.03.2013
The carousel took me :)
YYY: You said there was a competition of 1000 people for 5 places D: Did you sell your soul?
XXX is no. We once came to an interview there, all of them at the parade - in jackets, cravings, slipped - and I was, in a sweater, jeans and a beard.
xxx: Someone approached me in the same sweater and said that I absolutely fit them :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78207
 03.03.2013
The case was in the shelter and was in the far 2010 year, and at the end of the session my parents gave me... a tortoise! Give the student a turtle! A small turtle! The collective in the community is rugged and quite sociable and ONCE everyone saw this miracle!the decision to go where this creature and the decision came by itself... we smoked almost everything and... this turtle was attached to the Cinderella! Yes, the ash and immediately everyone liked it, Murka (well, our turtle) responded to the fact that we were talking to her on the occasion of the final session and immediately approached if someone called her, this is the time. 2, she never turned around, and all it took was a couple of times a day to remove the ash from her back, the father learned about the tortoise's fate the next day and wildly roasted, and the mother still thinks that she sat in her own aquarium and lowered the stress level in a purely male team during her student years.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78206
 03.03.2013
From the hubra, the topic about the follower of Grandma:
xxx: Are there really so many idiotic shows in these satanic boxes on television? Apparently, it will be a little longer, and a potato radio receiver will be considered a miracle.
yyy: I understand, after reading the "radio receiver from potatoes" several groups of journalists have already gone to you in an urgent order :) You will take them under the LEP and luem. Put the lamp in the ground (say that it is magic)... and what they are all about Aichi, and physics broadcast...

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