xxx: The "Wizards of Russia" have 2 years left - this year it is 25 years old. Anniversary of us
YYY: No, Russia has been buried for 500 years.

The cat decided to joke. He jumped into my ass. And I am all so relaxed lying on the couch on the top and reading. The cat swallowed the jig and jumped, pushing off with his legs... The result was slight scratches on the right half of the poppy. I complain to my husband, like what to do... he turned away... and said, as it is said in the writing, put your left...

The question of graphics. Quote from one book:

"A group of ten men and four girls"

It is even cooler.
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heh
Are you serious?
I go and grey.
Coffee for 50
and FSE
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And the waitress shining in all 32: "What do you have, sugar or not?)))))

here here :
While formatting, another thought arose - if there is a living, then there is a dead cucumbers?

Give it to me, grandmother. Thirst for dead vegetables.

Make a forum for these fools. Please please!

I wonder where do you get such things from? Grown up in the wild forest? Your parents are despicable and disrespectful that they have not put simple truths in their minds. People get accustomed, some pips. Defenders, their mother, their own pants on the fat ass.
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Yes, pregnant women go to specialists without a turn, because bacteria flying in this turn can adversely affect the fetus.
Yes, it is difficult for pregnant women to stand on their feet, so it is customary to give them a place.
Say, and to drop on the surrounding tons of your hormonal shit - is it normal? With what joy should totally strangers endure your pregnant hysterics? Treat your husband - he needs an heir, let him be patient.
Here is an honest word, although I am a woman myself, but looking at you, brainless chickens to whom everyone around owes something, it’s really embarrassing that I’m with you of the same sex.

Our company has a common channel - office + retail stores. There is one of the sellers - Russian, but born in the Baltics. Because of his upbringing, with stability once a week, he explodes our brains. He decided to get us today.

[17:43:46] Domodedovo: The question of Carnitine 2000 BC. On the packaging it is stated that the storage period is 6 months. Published on October 15, 2014 i.e. The expiration date is April 15, 2015, so do we already sell or have outdated goods in stock?
[17:46:27] Megasens: (rofl)
[17:46:56] Megasens: to tears
Megasens: What year are you from?
[17:47:11] VH - Oksana: (facepalm)
Domodedovo: I don’t hear the answer...
[17:48:25] Megasens: essentially now 29. by 01. by 2015
[17:48:52] Domodedovo: The hell is right.

I read on the Slovak Forum about the Third World War.
In the event of a war between America and Russia, I would be better on the side of Russia. Better to be captured in Florida than in Siberia.

From February 1st, Microsoft will raise prices for its entire product lineup by 40%.
The wind is paid, right?
- 0 + 40 % * 0 = 0

Listened in the transport: I heard everything in the transport, but it smiled. The young man is enough for me to breathe with the peelings.

Q: Is it really sad with her?
WOW: Let’s say so, if she doesn’t give God a child someday, then there will be more problems with determining paternity than with the name.

I’m a linguist girl, I’ve finished philfak, I have legs from ears, and I’m a blonde with blue eyes. And that doesn’t prevent me from engaging in artificial intelligence, programming, interested in theoretical physics, love science fiction and with any technique to be on the “you”.
The world is much richer than the stamped framework in which you are trying to lock it. Get rid of the shells, gentlemen. Or at least, don’t try to wear them on others.

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I did not believe at all. and :)

The Office. Two men in the elevator.
I heard you had a child. Congratulations to! How was he called?
I don’t know how they called him. It looks like Victoria.

Give access to 21 ports
Igor to give?
It is Pasha.
Smoke: Yes
It is Igor.

The web developer:
This is when the news of the appearance of a new browser from small-sized scares more than the fall of the ruble

As a child, I was happy to be born in the Soviet Union. When I was young in the 1990s, I was sad that I lived in Russia. I am jealous of aliens.

According to Burimsky, changes in the economy have significantly affected buyers. Presence of Russians (at Paris Fashion Week) It will decrease, he said. People will have to!) Go back to normal!!! Take money more seriously ".

You’d better try to beat your leg, it’s more effective :)
The girl weighing 47 kg who knocked the door when the child accidentally locked
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Girl, the door is open. In the house with the doors of the middle of the last century, when the child was locked, I first broke the tools for half an hour, then the MCHS sheep who arrived overcame for another half an hour. The modern Chinese feather, which was put in its place, I will go over with my naked hands in five minutes maximum. And not far from there, in my eyes, a fragile, gentle girl opened the lock with a key, irritatedly knocked her hand - and pulled the lock out of the door. Just hanging on the key.

xxx: and I would not advise you to engage in technical terms in the direction of passions. Just recently, after a high quality night lying in a hug, I grabbed her on her leg, long ago not shaved, I like it, and she knows about it. And let me tell you "how beautiful you are today"
xxx: After I was driven out with wild screams without the right to explain, and even after a week of not understanding the phone, I still found out that she doesn’t know the word ABRAZIVE, but knows the word FORCE well...