The Father (20:09)
What are the couple tomorrow?
by Redis (20:09)
What is tomorrow?
The Father (20:10)
The next.
by Redis (20:10)
Then the other)
A friend in the ASK status:
1) I want to go home. But there came to me a great and mighty Avothu.
2) I’ll go home, Nupoh was stronger.
If the wolf said to the robot rabbit that he is also a rabbit, the robot would enter the cycle and explode.
Xxx: No, I’ll go out for him anyway...
He takes my hand, kisses her and gently so
You’re so sweet... why did you eat your hands again?! to
Examination of geography:
Q: What do we have in the West?
The enemy...
For the torrents, hold on, we are with you, guys!
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po55e (17:16:40 18/02/2010)
23st of February!! to
by Squizzler:
I jumped such a crazy porn.
The Darth Raider:
Fuck you, find a girl.
by Squizzler:
Better porn than ever.
People, lost contact with a friend, very dear, miss out.... Max Samofalov, he is blop, call back.....As far as I know, you are somewhere in Ukraine... Max asya: 36dva 8tria1 0dva four
O great poor man!! to
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You know, polite drivers have removed the emergency button.
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Men who post quotes with situations where their girlfriends are smarter and smarter than themselves. Respect and respect to you! Only a true, self-confident man can laugh at himself without fear of appearing stupider than a woman.
With the coming!
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Comrades, we all kindly wish that everyone involved in the closure of torrents.ru grew a fuck on the forehead and on the heels!
These are the ads today.
" and Ivory Apartment for lovers of heavy rock in the house next to the supermarket QUARTAL. Neighbor - bass guitarist of the group, plays as part of his band from 20-00 to 03-00 behind the wall - at this time you will forget about your dream and get great impressions from heavy music. In the summer, these impressions will intensify - the windows are opened - more music. In the apartment below, the tenants play to the group, loudly knocking on the battery, they are doing this for the 2nd year - ineffective. If you are a fan of hard rock and spartan atmosphere - this apartment at an affordable price for you"
A transgender is a person who has a roof and changes the floor.
A real story from the life of the glorious Rusbat-2, who for some time carried out peace in the bloody city of Sarajevo. Besides us there was
Four French battalions, one Ukrainian and one Egyptian b-on. The headquarters were made up of the French. Now the story itself. Our soldier was forced to catch Tripper. He was treated in a French hospital. One day we sit with our doctor and drink wine. A translator comes and brings a fax from the headquarters of the sector, where the French are interested in whether the Russian battalion needs condoms. The doctor says to the translator: Send, say, need. 20 minutes later, a translator is announced with a new fax, in which the French are interested in how many condoms a Russian battalion needs. Here the doctor chested the tail, but quickly made a decision and gave the order: Write 5 packs. After 10 minutes, an orderly translator appeals and brings another fax: Is the Russian doctor sure that he needs exactly that number of condoms? Here our doctor suffered: “They were there, they wept, I don’t know how many Gandons I need for the battalion, and to the translator: Write, I confirm –
and 5 packages. And now imagine our surprise, when, the day after 3, a French truck came up and unloaded right into the yard 5 packages, each size of 1.2 to 1.2 per 1 meter. How many of them were there, you can only guess if in a box the size of a book - 350pcs. I had to see the face of the Combat.
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An-2 goes on landing, the pilot reports as appropriate, but one phrase is missing in the report - about the release of the chassis.
RPG is broadcast:
Report the release of the chassis!
The Pilot:
The chassis was produced and completed with a screw at 48 in 1956.
I remember when I cleaned the phone socket, then cleaned the wires with my teeth =) Overall, I received the call at a very high level, and it seemed like I heard Allen. c) the ICCE
I woke up and thought, not that I woke up, what did I think?! to
To be honest, I am upset that our biathletes do not provide fire support to the rest of our team.
Otherwise, there would be a lot more medals.
ovax (18.02.2010 6:17:17)
I have been sleeping peacefully for two nights - apparently, the neighbors have months.