You see someone with Google Glasses, you run, you scream, “Find pictures, fuck horses, discover all the results!” and you run away. Roof – Roof
2 : :D
2: I put in Google "going horses" - nothing interesting
2: I have to think of something else.

When will you introduce me to your dad?
YYY : Never ever!
XXX: Why is it so clear?
Yyy: When I last introduced him to my girlfriend, she became my mom!
Isn’t that your sister?

When a diversified thief was finally allowed to rob and destroy one of the country’s main strategic facilities – the Ministry of Communications Roads – in his place arose OJSC RZD (which from a company with fabulous revenues suddenly became a donation company) and a bunch of shell-like subsidiary firms, whose task was to redirect the cash flows that previously went to the country’s budget, into quite specific pockets. Among them are the PGC (first cargo company), the VGC (second cargo company) and so on. At some point, the leadership of the second decided that being the second was uncompromising and unpromising, and changed its name to FGK (Federal CC). You will not take the people. How did they call it in the people?
is correct. A heavy cargo company.

In the next Sberbank advertisement must be Prometheus, punished every day to stand in the rows of the Sberbank.

It hurts to watch the figure. girls ride beautifully, many young such sexy, and under such a music mmmmmm, but fuck the triple Tulip-Ridberger, how and fell naked all the tears of the program, the tears of the soap dropped

Blessed be the fool who invented dynamic subloading for scrolling instead of post navigation!

Apparently, only the bombs are intelligent in Peter.

XXX is
What is missing from my body when I chew the microchip?

YYYY
of contacts.
The Sexual.

You meet a girl in a cafe. Accidentally, some cute nonsense makes you talk to each other and you look at each other. Then – evening, summer, warmth, the smell of turtle and madness... Laughter, light intoxication, you stand on the balcony at her house, then go into the room... Here the keyboard is powerless – she is GODLINY and even the sixth orgasm can not separate you. You fall asleep by hugging her and in your dream you form the offer of your hand and heart. The morning. The sun shines straight into the eyes. I have to wake up. And on the table is a note: "My joy, my sun, the light of my life! I went to work. It’s such a pain – it’s going to break up with that..."STOP!!! What is it??? Once again! "I will say goodbye to you"... No, no!!! But not that!!! to
At 7:30 p.m. the keys are handed out. You see the infinitely beloved profile... Goodbye... The axe in the unskilled hands does not cut off the neck even from the third blow. You’re standing in a loaf of blood over the breathing Goddess and whispering:"...it, dear,...it".

XXX is
You are a cat ?
YYYY
It is an archetypal word.)

admin in the company,
I sit behind the server, checking logs on the routing server.
Suddenly a call - a friend decided to talk.
I’m telling her about a new method of weight loss with the help of the beetle herb, which causes anorexia, and itself an antidepressant on the radar.
I watched in the logs the demands of the beast.
The whole office looked.

Shadowhowler
In the Chivas plant in Scotland, an accident occurred: 18 thousand liters of whiskey leaked into the sewage £0,5 million
Shadowhowler
That’s what I know, Agnes.
Heldin
My husband and I heard it on the radio.
Heldin
Our friendly cry of AAAAAAA has probably been heard in the sky))

xxx is. As a celebration? Shoes and socks...? and :)
Oh well. To my 23th wife gave me a cool Hoytov kolchan (I shoot from the bow). The only problem is that I am shooting from the traditional, and the daughter-classic sparked the colchon to herself...
Ohhhhhh On March 8, a set of wooden arrows gave her ;).
Oh well. I already ordered :D

> before dinner, usually wash your hands!! I put my hands and think, on a fig? After all, microbes only die when cooking!!!? to

Water can wash (and not kill) eggs of parasites, including worms. There are also microbes, but not all. It is important to know. Sorry for the boredom.

From the news:
11:08 Near the Ukrainian House gathered about 500 supporters of the opposition protesting against the policy of Yanukovych
11:11 In Kiev fire a 160 meters long shale

Friend: What’s so surprising about the fact that Valz once again played Tarantino as a German? Jackson is also constantly playing black.

6 in the morning. On the table next to the bed, the alarm clock breaks the phone. From the impact on the screen, he was saved by the fact that he went to the edge of the board in a vibration mode and "hoped" on the carpet and continued to roar from there. Really, it feels like he consciously mocked me from there. I had to get up.

It is easier to lie with honest eyes.

I went to bed at night, forgetting to charge my phone. He turned off, and at this time... I was generally very surprised when I turned on the phone in the morning, discovered from my mom 159 (!!!) missed calls and text messages: "Nastia, where are you? I am worried!!What happens when I go on vacation and I'm unavailable for a week?

And then came the month of October. All at the end of the winter!