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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108750
 30.01.2015
...Taking the fighters out of the cars, he ordered to dispel obstacles on the path of the column, which the fighters gladly did, some of the cars turned over, and some moved away.
Z is. A friend says that the commander then did nothing, and there was not even a trial)))

I will tell you more, the trial would have been if he had NOT given such an order and, accordingly, had not fulfilled his own.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108749
 30.01.2015
Break stereotypes – ask the child where the children come from!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108748
 30.01.2015
I work in gaming, chat at work.

[16:19:26] Vladimir Ivanovich, Home: Did that the Persian would not be treated when he shoots himself in the head.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108747
 30.01.2015
x: Why are the sewage loops round?
Y: They are heavy not to be carried, but to roll.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108746
 30.01.2015
In the community of classical musicians, post: 87% of organists simulate a cadence quartz stackcord.
aaa: The remaining 13% use interrupted cadence turnover.
bbb: 25% of conductors pretend to believe. The remaining 75 percent don’t know anything.
ccc: 69% of people see nonsense in every phrase.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108745
 30.01.2015
A hole in the universe.
She was terribly black.
The song is not about,
As a hole in our house.

It is said that you will not be lucky if you get stuck in a black hole.
Not the opposite if you get stuck in a black hole.

The area of the fireplace and the mass of the elephant.
Like a sphere, like a hole.
The song is not about,
How we measured the spin with a tail.

It is said that you will not be lucky if you get stuck in a black hole.
Not the opposite if you get stuck in a black hole.

Thro the day in the courtyard,
Find out where the hole comes from.
Do we not care?
No one will come back from here.

They say that we are not lucky if we cross the horizon.
Not the opposite if we cross the horizon.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108744
 30.01.2015
A beautiful woman will deprive you of everything gradually, a luxurious woman - instantly, and a smart woman - imperceptibly.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №108743
 30.01.2015
Today’s snow reminded me. During a similar snowfall in 1996, two of us came into the office – the owner and I. He lived in Manhattan, two blocks from the office, and I in Brooklyn. I went mostly on foot and a little on the sable. Then the owner told me about his father.

His father also had a business, whose office was located between the 30th and 40th floors of some skyscraper. Once his working day did not work. There was no electricity in the building this morning. They promised to restore from hour to hour, but something didn’t go well. I didn't want to go home - I didn't smile to walk down the dusty stairs in the heat. Suddenly, to his surprise, a man entered the door. Dry and sweaty. He was a candidate who came for an interview. The father forgot about him and thought about all these messes, and he was only 5 minutes late. He entered, presented himself, apologized for the delay and appearance, and not a word of complaint. I am at your disposal, ask questions. The owner did not ask questions, he just said you were accepted.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108742
 30.01.2015
Can you remove the window?
But you just bought a laptop, you have a new window.
Are you stupid, don’t you understand?
You can’t reinstall the window, and I’m stupid.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108741
 30.01.2015
Talk about closing banks

XX: Greff there foolishness also say something
xxx: more accurately, it is understood as through a broken phone
xxx: he said, said that if there is one sberbank left, it will be shit
xxx: and people understood it as, that all shit, there will be only one sberbank

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108740
 30.01.2015
Sue (2.5 years old): A frog jumps on the trail by extending... the rocks.
Daddy, not waking up: - And he reads us a dictionary. The frog is a mutant.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108739
 30.01.2015
xxx: I wanted to change the car in the spring, but now decided to ride this one for another year

yyy: I wanted to change the jeans, but decided a year more like these

XXX: You have won

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108738
 30.01.2015
And it’s good to be a well-known programmer in a small town. Every neighborhood has one or two houses where I set up the router. And the configured "waffle" is checked first on your phone. Now if I need a fast inet instead of a mobile "superfast" low turtle, I’m just stopping the car where my phone flies, that said the network is found))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108737
 30.01.2015
How did they get paid out with scratches on both sides. Yes, for every quotation you have no sex for a year, the internet soldiers. How is it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108736
 30.01.2015
The email came: "I can’t get to the site with respect."
so and washes answer "try to get in without respect"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108735
 30.01.2015
here here :
*** by
Angelina Jolie will play animal advocate Brad Pitt

A hundred pounds across the bed!
*** by
and ah. I cleaned the bed in the morning, the socks carefully folded - and here is the role.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №108734
 30.01.2015
This is:

The correct variant of coffee - it is male (thus delicious coffee express 100 rubles, and delicious coffee - 50 rubles), then it will be logical.

Remember coffee - it is "he", and "he" - it is a shit and the Ministry of Education :))

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You just didn’t understand the quote. It was meant that people would buy “delicious coffee express” for 50 rubles, because it was cheaper. And he will watch them sell their grammar ideals for half a penny.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108733
 30.01.2015
The absolute majority is unable to think with their head.
222: I agree with you.
The typical opinion of the absolute majority.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108732
 29.01.2015
xxx: Two parallel red dots are left from the scalappendria bites.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №108731
 29.01.2015
by Donald Tusk:
All Ukrainians on the front! Until the last soldier. And we, the brotherly people of Poland, promise to honor your memory forever, to love your homeland as yours, to love your women as yours, to sow and harvest your lands as yours!

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