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xxx: and who says where can I download the new word or the old me fse glory red patcherkivait?
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Joy: It’s when you close the Num Lock lamp with your finger so that it doesn’t hit your eyes.
Cycle of status:
Your conscience speaks. 0:27 at night, may you go to sleep, Vitya?
Speaks by Vivi. Go to sleep, my conscience. I don’t need you anymore today.
The reason speaks. I want to sleep, go all naked. Turn off the lights, I’ll cut off.
Speaks by Vivi. My brain is cut off, I don’t even know what to write. Maybe I will have to go to bed anyway.
Speaking of Lenin. I just woke up, you can’t go anywhere. To do this, you still have to get up from the chair, cut off the computer, get to the bed one meter. Well not.
Speaks to Brad. You are here and the shit is done without me. Shit, I’ll go later.
Speaks by Vivi. I don’t understand anything, but by the way, you’ll get along here without me.
Brad comes in. From his heavy thump his mind wakes up. The mind looks at the clock, the hour of the night. He struggles to beat Len and Brad. Vivian is going to sleep.
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xxx: Oh, I came up with something like a cat shelter or an army. That the cats, upon returning from there, eat black bread and carrots, fast, and with a sense of deep gratitude.
xxx: yeah yeah ))
Now I have a Cisco T-shirt and an Offigen T-shirt, also Cisco
YYY: Did you drive where? The Cisco Conference?
XXX: The Training
YYY: Did you know something new?
XXX: yes )) Cisco produces more shirts and baskets.
Today a friend asked to introduce a man, I call a friend and I say: you have a friend, I want to introduce a friend... she is happy rich...
Answer: Get to know me.
I: You want to describe her?
He: You have already described...
I watched my wife’s performance in the morning.
Wife: See how a Chinese athlete is upset about falls, even crying openly.
I: Well... they’re being shot at home at all...
castrated a cat.going out of the doctor he fell out and into the bushes.seeked for hours 2.looking the mouth of the bushes torch.looked like.under the tail - there is no farm.forgot.on the street began to release.then he began to grow fat by hours.as a result, BORN FIVE! I have always been told that I am not attentive, but not to the same extent.
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Potan: A city for people. A dog can only be kept in the city if they do not cause inconvenience to people. The smell of dog under the windows is unpleasant.
People who don’t think dogs deserve the same rights as humans are not humans, they are zombies.
ok_its_the_last: Ready to recognize the rights of the dogs who will participate in this conversation.
Why did you roast like a horse yesterday?
Armed Forces!! I was in the police yesterday – a request for the restoration of the passport was written. I sit, I wait for a reference, here from the rack of mint standing next to it is delivered "Cola, catch it!!! He ran to the right!! Right to fuck!! Not there!! What kind of clock are you holding on the other side of the clock?!" At this moment my districtman comes out and gives me a certificate, I quote: "the citizen’s data is that he really addressed..." well, I tick him in "he" and I say:
I: I'm going to get it, but they won't get stuck on the passport table?
Sorry, I’m in trouble with Russian.
I am 0_o
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! to
Armada: Then I was killed by a fifa overwhelmed with crumbed papers and, under the dictatorship of an extremely fierce mint, re-writing the statement about the theft of the bag for the 12th time with the words, “Well, how can you not know what is Atrium and Dolce?” Gopniks sitting in a cage and depicting a bunch of monkeys became the last drop... Today I will take a camera there)))
On the Olympic day, we did it. Let us support the next few days. We run the Olympics.
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This works! Two medals at once.
We are setting up on the gold Plushchenko and hockeys, you look who else will catch!!! Russia is ahead!! to
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I saw in the news of our athletes and their coach. They say, say, we do not hope for medals, what we will get, then okay, we would like to win something in Sochi, and now in the tenth we will enter, and then okay, and then, maybe we will not enter.
That is all, comrades! End of! The country selected them, sent them to the Olympics, entrusted them to defend the flag, promised to pay for medals. They say, “What we do, it’s fine! Simply words no more... Yeah, they should have been burning in the chamber with a burning eye, as they will all be throwing for the Motherland, for the honor of the flag! Say, if I don’t bring a medal, then in Canada I’ll shoot myself out of my biathlon rifle, so that I don’t feel ashamed! There is no snow, I’m out! I can even go on dirt, even on asphalt on skies! I’m a Russian, I’m scratching and clogging everybody along the way, even Björndalen – and it doesn’t matter that he’s in the male ranking, and I’m in the female! If necessary, I’ll even go skiing. And the coach should have noticed: say, if mys do not enter the piedestal, so I raise their legs, so that at the Paralympic Games exactly the medal was brought, fools! Skiing sticks to them in... I’m just shouting about the "first ten"..."
The Russian Soldier
There are babies, salad, selfie
Let the X%s suck NATO soldiers
Cancer is the Pentagon.
Coming on February 23
Sasha, you have 300 r.
XXX: Give to Olga
YYY: For what?
XXX: On the Day of Whom We Fall
YYY:*ROL"
YYY: I will tell you in secret...This is my stink.
XXX: The Pest
XXX: The Silence
3 nights, everyone sleeps quietly, the apartment begins to smell burning.
I got up and walked, like all the norms, I opened the door to the entrance - and there was so much smoke that even the neighbors who ran in panic were invisible. Returning to the apartment, I buzzed my brother with the words: "Rise up, burn, and call the firefighter...", so this fool sows and the first thing is to wrinkle the computer and sit in the chair!
And who would say that there is no dependence on the comp?
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guys it works!! Our gold and silver.
We are focused!!!!!!!!! to
The rating of AP)))
As in the army, so "duty to the motherland"!
as the stump to buy, so "we, citizens, do not trust you"!
She: Thank you for the assessment! Why did you not vote for this photo?
He: The carpet was great, my grandmother had it.
It is >g(
Fawer: I read the news on the hubre about how scientists heated gold to 4 trillion degrees (well there even atoms collapsed into quarks and gluons).
This is the power of the Soviet warmer!