And I’m always sold beer and cigarettes in shops because I’m bearded.

Bone, 11 years

To this:
Operation is going. The surgeon only opens the stomach, the light is turned off. In total darkness, an anesthesiologist’s voice: “The mafia is waking up...”
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Operational, as well as the resuscitation department, belongs to the first special category of power supply. Not only is this all fed from two independent entries, but also the obligation of the IPB is.
The light does not turn off there. Well, if, of course, someone just didn’t turn off the switch.

Rostelecom is as brilliant as always. To report problems with telephone communication, you need to call on a short number, which is available only from a fixed phone.

Asked to advise Strugacki to read? I advise. Ideally, read all their books, not so many, and each one is worthy.

But these are the books of Strugatsky and all (imcho) should know everyone who is generally interested in reading.

"It is hard to be a god". The movie has nothing to do with it, the book is genius at first. "Dark fantasy" long before Steve was your Martin.

"Gaddy Lebbons" - about youth, a book for all times.

"Monday begins on Saturday" - a fun book about the atmosphere of the 60s...

"The Tale of the Three" (two editions to choose from) - and this is already about the bile and bitter "stagnation" of the 70s.

"The inhabited island" - powerful, symbolic, relevant. You will know why to throw dirt in Fedou B.

"The Far Rainbow" - The Great Pizzet-Armageddet, a look from the inside. The catastrophe is described in such a way that no cinema has dreamed of it.

About a boy who is found on an uninhabited planet, any further word is a vicious spoiler.

A pleasant reading!

XHH: In the continuation of the topic who and how woke up. I was lucky with the cats. One day I roll out of the body, I do not sleep anymore, but I do not wake up yet, you know how it is. Not much there. For the fifteenth time he could not withstand, opened to look, and there in the grove is a cat sitting and scratching in the door complaining. Well, the swarm was stained on the balcony, or it would crash into empty bottles. And the second time it was epic, here I am. Not sleeping anymore. I’m chasing the heroes. Suddenly a cat comes out of the balcony and goes majestically to the door. Then you turn around, what are you sitting on? Go and open the door. Normally so.

Lunch, my 4 year old daughter.
Can I get out of the table?
Go out daughter.

Reflexes are a great thing. I spent the night with my parents, still without a car, early in the morning to work.
XHHH: Spersonya went out on a familiar since childhood stop, smoked - the bus is coming in. I think it was a beautiful new 24th, I haven't seen it before, I am happy to come in.
XHH: Reality only caught through two stops when the conductor approached:
1st Since the time of my previous trip on the bus, the trip has increased ten times and now costs 23 rubles.
2nd 048 is needed for work, and the 24th goes to the institute.
Three I graduated nine years ago.

I decided to test your theory about the cases in which they ask for a passport (I am 25, I look younger).
In order to experiment, I would only buy a bottle of champagne and chocolate.
However, the store suddenly remembered that home urgently needed toilet paper, baby flour, peach and sunflower oil, and go without everything necessary to the box of an adult family aunt is simply physically impossible, at some subconscious level!
In general, the theory has never been tested, but began to understand its essence and treat it with great respect.

Today I came from work and saw a book from my wife, drawn from a friend:
Margaret the Queen. "The Rules of Full Strongness"
Another thing about losing weight. While chewing food, let me think, I polystate, just out of curiosity. Half books like reasonable thoughts on the topic of the ratio of height and weight, the number of calories, complex and simple carbohydrates, etc.
and on page. 117-118 I encountered (further quote):
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Table salt, unlike sea salt, consists of 99.9% sodium chloride, because as a result of lighting, all microelements are removed from it using chemicals and high temperature. Salt is dried in huge artificial stoves at temperatures exceeding 650 degrees. At such a huge temperature, salt molecules break, its structure changes, which, when further consumed, negatively affects the human body. Such salt, despite its external appeal, practically does not contain useful components, and it should be avoided when cooking dishes. Furthermore, to improve the appearance, the manufacturers of cooking salt add special substances to it that prevent salt from mixing with water during its storage.
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I could not read further.

Salt is trouble.
A fork or knife fell - wait for guests
And the tea spilled so quickly the hands out of the ass!
It is offensive=(

Damn, a week ago I took money and spent everything on loans and paying for the apartment. I’m sitting on bread and water :)
ууу: And today I took off my salary and, being an adult and serious person, I am not afraid of this word - a specialist in the analytics department, I bought a Nesquike.

My son, looking at the girl in the leggings going ahead: "Aunt forgot to wear the pants."" :)

Xxx is digging in the note, helping him.
Yyyy, you are just a wizard!
So I ended up programming!
Zzz: yyy, what did you do with the programmer?

The cry:
It is....
People!! The people!!! to
You know this proverb - "Do not spit in the well - it will be useful to drink the water itself." Surely you know! Why do you so carefully produce shit in your life?

Not one ring burned at the opening of the Olympics. The whole internet is filled with these messages. Is that all you could see at the two-hour opening? A brilliant light show, a ballet production, 40 thousand light medallions, a collection in telogreeks and more! And all that your intelligence had enough was the mistake of synchronizing the illumination of the Olympic rings? Are you really so poor?

Don’t go into the country you live in!!! You will die in your feces like yeast in alcohol!
This is the same thing....
The show is great, the producers are fine, but it's all - showcases, spacecrafts, a feast during the plague - people see it, understand it, so any little stuff blows up to the same cosmic size.
No show can abolish the stupid and dangerous laws stamped by the Duma over the past couple of years.
No show can cancel the introduction of social norms of consumption, the fall of the ruble and the rise of prices.
No show can cancel the stagnation of industry and the cessation of economic growth.
And if someone does not understand this by his youth or stupidity, continue to rejoice.

A rich pervert is a lovelace, a poor pervert is a sexual maniac.

Near our entrance it is dark, and there are two kinds of smokers standing.
I thought that, as usual, the minors smoke cigarettes, I approach one and answer him a delicious backpack with the words:
Stop smoking, go home, or I’ll tell your mom.
A very small police colonel who lives in our entrance approaches me and says to his friend:
-Comrade General, go, or the mommy will struggle again.

The first record of the Sochi Olympics was set by the Russian Dmitry Medvedev. He fell asleep in the fourth minute of the opening ceremony.

xxx: theaters must attribute 3D to each poster
xxxx: and not shrink, and the people will

From Hbar discussing self-destructive electronics:
A real breakthrough in consumption. Now all the electronics will kill themselves in some time after the end of the warranty period :)
I would not buy such.
I would buy it, only to find out later. Inspected by the NSA))

The basic law of oil business in Russia - if something has changed somewhere, then you need to raise the price of gasoline.