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[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56692
 21.11.2011
20.11 15:14 In Tatarstan took ice with 160 fishermen
20:11 17:01 168 fishermen rescued from the ice on Kam
Where are the other 8?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56691
 21.11.2011
Chugretta: At 10 o’clock we got up, brought ourselves into the divine appearance and went for the cake, which was ordered by the Armenians from the cookery, and which cost me 2,400.
When I saw the cake and the inscription on it, which read "with my beloved grandmother", I was upset.We asked to rework because we originally asked for "with my grandmother's anniversary". Well, at least change to the "love grandmother". The second time we were fixed on the anniversary of grandmother OA "Oh, I was so traumatized, and Misha was roaring and crying that we decided to leave. With such a cake.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56690
 21.11.2011
A movie for women. Liked very much. Beautiful actors, landscapes, chopped wolves, music.
You rest on such movies.The son, of course, did not like it.

Has anyone imagined a hairy wolf???? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №56689
 21.11.2011
As we have declared freedom of conscience in our country, the conscience has since walked somewhere in freedom.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56688
 21.11.2011
Day of Rocket Forces and Artillery.

The Mi-8 sits smoothly on the football field. The commander of the regiment, last fixing the portfolio, went to report.
Comrade Lieutenant General! Not part of the incidents.
It happened... - our Colonel Makarov with a bold commanding voice.
The helicopter screws were still rotating, from its belly on the green field sprang out.
7 members of the Commission. There was a sudden check from the headquarters.
The Army. “Suddenly” – because all our rocket regiment knew about it.
a week ago. On this day, the clothes were the most obvious.
All the grass became green and the borders white.
So, how do we start? Asked the Lieutenant. Friendly all
The committee took part in part.
by Smyr-r-rna Comrade Lieutenant General, during my service
Accidents did not occur. Senior sergeant of Sedov.
It is free! The General answered.
It is free!! The sergeant doubled.
There was nothing left to Sedov before the dembel, and in this responsible dress he was placed as the most experienced, they knew that he would not get off, as they said in the part.
How long do you have to serve, Sir?
Three months, Lieutenant General!
I understand.
The head of the commission was not the first year in the army and perfectly understood that Makarov was warned about the check, once in his dress "grandparents".
“Well, now that you’re okay, let’s see what’s in the court,” he turned to the commander of the regiment.

The castle stood a little off. At the table, at the dining room. It was an ordinary pig, heads for thirty. Some of the pork that was grown here came not only to the officer’s dining room, but also to the soldier’s table. And the chief in the courtyard was the ordinary Zagorykko. He served here for a year and a half, he himself was from the West.
Ukraine, but the guy was a city and before his service in the army about pigs knew only that they were a source of fat. He also had a German shepherd named Nick, who was given to him by his grandfather for the age of fourteen.
But not about that now. Being not the first day in the army, Zagoruchko also brought in order and the pork and himself. The whirlwind shone, the whirlwind shone,
Everything as required. The pork was also relatively clean, fresh straw, clean straw... Although he was told that he was unlikely to come to you, but still... You look if anything.
And the lieutenant general, realizing that in some of the shortcomings he could not find, decided to dig at least something. Where is the dirtyest place? Correctly the court. Even on the approach to the pig farm, it was heard as thirty pig heads whispered and whispered - the noise stood such that mother did not burn! And the smell! The smell!! It cannot be called smell. The smell, it is the smell.
The door to the pork opened and a tall figure of the inspector appeared on the threshold.
Smyr-r rn a rn a rn! He stepped up and took four steps.
I approached the general at a distance of extended hand. At this moment in
Something incredible happened to the pig. All the pigs, listening to the team
They froze their pigs like one, and stood without shaking, without speaking.
No of sound!
During the period of service in the units entrusted to me.
It happened, the chief of the court of ordinary Zagorujko!
It is free! The General answered. It was heard like a fly at the other end.
The pig is hitting the glass.
Free of a!! – doubled Zagoruchko, taking a step back and forth,
as stipulated by the Statute, giving the examiner the opportunity to proceed.
After the second command “free” the pigs began to move again and gradually.
More and more loud and loud the pigs sound.
The Lieutenant General looked at the soldier, with an anguish turned his gaze at the pork, silently turned and went out. After leaving the pig farm, he still silently headed toward the helicopter. Already there, in the helicopter, when they were on their way to the headquarters, his deputy got courageous and asked:
– Comrade Lieutenant General, why did the commission leave the regiment?
Even the pigs are honored.
The next day we learned that our regiment received a rating of "excellent" in combat and political preparation, and the ordinary Zagoryuiko - a vacation home for ten days without taking into account the trip there and back.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56687
 21.11.2011
The dragon is hungry!
What is he eating?
The innocent girls.
It is a pity that the animal will die with us.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56686
 21.11.2011
In the winter, people are coming back and forth.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56685
 21.11.2011
The Lions Radio.
The guests of Dima Bilan.
The name of the girl: I want to thank Dima! Thanks to him I gave birth.
Silence... See, Bilan with DJ is in shock.
And then the girl continues: "I listened to his songs all my pregnancy and during childbirth. It helped me a lot.
A breath of relief (Bilan)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56684
 21.11.2011
What is a competent marketing move: Pharmacy. The turn. In front of the nose on the window all kinds of advertised means for joints. And suddenly OP! Balsam "Gray Stone with Rice Oil". Well, I think, a virus, nonsense... I read, not everything is right – a stone with oil. Interesting is. Please note: the ointment treats almost everything and only for 40 rubles. have to take. I bought the last package.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56683
 21.11.2011

...therefore, unnoticeably to the people, the secret theft gatherings have turned into public election congresses of the parties...

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56682
 21.11.2011
We went to the billiards here on Friday, I wake up and it’s Sunday.

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56681
 21.11.2011
Explanatory course of St. Lieutenant (the course officer)

I, a student of Zatopliaev Andrei Andreevich, being in the class of independent training on 16.07.2007. I received it from st. Lieutenant Kuznetsov insults of the following content: a fool, a clown, a fucking spleen, a pidaras, calling my face a fuck, repeatedly sent to a fool, through every word pronounced a fool called a kill. He sent me to write an explanation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56680
 21.11.2011
I sit in the library and I don’t touch anyone. Somewhere a guy and a girl are talking.
She: "There’s little you don’t like. I don’t like, for example, when you run with a gun during a session.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56679
 21.11.2011
Fuck all these demolitionists. Here’s a loaf of bluff at the entrance to the alcohol shop – here’s the demotivator!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56678
 21.11.2011
Wake up support:

Press the right mouse button.
I don’t have a mouse! I have a laptop!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №56677
 21.11.2011
A real man will never give his favorite plush mouse. He buys from the Gypsies.

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56676
 21.11.2011
In a private forum, someone wrote:

If you want to lose weight quickly, do everything in order:
1st Sell the refrigerator with food.
2nd Buy a carrot, 1 piece.
Three Cut it off, cut it off and put it on your ass.
4 is Sit next to you and look carefully at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
5 is Bite 1 cm of carrots.
6 is Keep looking at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
7 is Repeat 5-6 points until you have eaten the whole carrot.
8 is Buy a strawberry, 1 st.
..."

I could not read further)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №56675
 21.11.2011
What Would Happen If God Smoked Grass?
WOW: It is the same...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56674
 21.11.2011
Riff: The husband is knocking to get them out of the balcony. I say to him: "Now, my dear, I will open". Three year old girl: "No! He is not cute, he is a man. Dad, you are a man, are you?"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56673
 21.11.2011
"Coursework" He walked with his own, almost drowned in the female soples.
The only moment pleased - at the end, after the titles, three vampire-inquisitor (on its own account) are sitting in chairs, the secretary-blonde submits the report. Fee, said one, made a mistake! And the whispering blonde vampires are dragging somewhere, whether to bite or fuck.

That’s what you are, Grammy Nazis!

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