Frost16: I do not like audio books. My inner voice is angry when he reads my books.

Koalas are the longest sleeping mammals, whose sleep can last up to 22 hours a day.
The fucking! I finally realized who I wanted to be!

Call, at 4 a.m., to the Internet connector of one of the providers, for advertising glued in the entrance.
The client is allo, Ivan?
Ivan is yes.
Q. Are you connected to the Internet?
Yes, am I listening to you?
Q. Can you tell me how to get home?
In the sense?
I went out to smoke in the entrance, feeble, and the door was blocked through, and asking for help like no one?! to
I remember four in the morning.

xxx: power block took today) only 2 regulators unknown there)) hz what they do
XXX: I think I understand. I will turn
yyy: "happiness to turn" this country is invincible!
yyy: "o seem to understand. The words spoken 10 seconds before the Chernobyl disaster!

Simon Michael Smith: Have you come back with a couple?
It is not Alena.
Simon Michael Smith is very similar.
The first impression is always deceptive.
Simon Michael Smith: My subtle soul organization is broken! I can no longer trust people.
Alenka: It is a pity. They will be missing naive people.
Simon Michael Smith: You raise your self-esteem by trying to humiliate others. You should be 16.
Alenka: How did you know!? to

A comment to a not very successful avatar of a friend in the VK:
He is the supreme mutant. Too wild to live, too rare to die.

<CheMax>: In the night before going to bed, the beloved says: "Let me cling to you closer..." and in a couple of seconds adds: "As long as you are warm"...

a small dialog in one browser (orthography saved):
How to fall epilepsy?
Epilation is the removal of hair.
This is not your case, it is related to the court. I need an epilation! © by

D-220 (21:18:52 13/03/2012)
Cuban official will try to live on subsistence minimum - 6500 rubles a month
D-220 (21:19:02 13/03/2012)
He is almost like us.
D-220 (21:19:10 13/03/2012)
We are not living in an experiment.

Chat WoT

XXX: Do you take it in your mouth?
YYY: How old are you?
xxx thirteen
No, only 18+
Zzz: What do you do there in the companies when 18+ is required everywhere?

I am a cool mother in perfection possessing the principle of "time matter, hour matter".
“Vanuša, take away the toys and then Mom will let you wash the floors.

XHH: Judging by how the administration receives our letters, they have a scraper connected instead of a fax.

Conversation with the teacher:
T: Ansanna, is it under the dress?
A (with pity): under the dress they wear a combination, and less - it is under a man.

I just found a commercial director and a chief executive who googled the meaning of the terms "debit" and "credit"... can’t come together in the meaning of these terms.

Maybe it makes sense to write a statement... before it is too late. In other words, how they continue to work.

I lie in the hospital. For the first time in my life I had to put a cliché. I proposed to do it myself, but the nurse showed me the door of the room where this mystery was to take place.
The view of this room threw me into great horror: without doors and windows, the paint on the walls has long evaporated, on the ceiling a light bulb, an old ripped couch.
But most importantly - the wall near the couch, covered with an ancient cafeteria tiles. Most of the plates were no longer there.
Apparently the procedure is so sadistic that previous patients broke it with their nails, or teeth, maybe more.
And the afterlife voice of the nurse from behind: “Go, what got up, let’s start right away, I’m ready.”
Half of life passed before my eyes.

Health is the diseases with which the body is able to live.

Natasha is a slim blonde, all so fragile, you can break the look if you embrace her.

Natasha has a car – Suzuki Swift, Natasha loves his car. She lives on the 17th floor.

Every morning, Natasha leaves the entrance with a five-liter bottle of water and goes to the car, and in the evening Natasha pulls a five-liter bottle home.

Do you think Natasha carries an empty bottle at night? The bottle is full! And so every day! Natasha goes out in the morning with a five-litre bottle of water and in the evening enters the entrance with the same bottle. Neighbors have long been staring at Natasha. Everybody wondered what she was doing?

I talked to her, I met her. Everything turned out to be much simpler and more ingenious than you could have thought.

Natasha is very thin and weighs only 47 kilograms. The elevator does not carry it!! The elevator is designed for a minimum of 50 kilograms of weight, so Natasha has to carry a five-litre bottle of water with her every day, because in our house only a cargo elevator works!

It’s not about you, it’s about me! It’s not your fault that I don’t like boring fat girls.

[rdee]: we have fun - posted photos from the corporation on the public server. There is full access for everyone. and who then starts wiping out photos that he doesn't like, and we downloaded locally and pour back right away)
Trolley is like that.
So much win!

xxx:Russ, so tell me why the instructions on the mounting foam bubble the first point is not "dress new sports trousers"?
WOW :))