Yesterday, a father-in-law with an old friend of the family spent the evening, and that friend (uncle 40 years old) told the story of how he, while still a young specialist, once stood in a lunch break in a row to the buffet for two solid aunts and listened to their conversation about the following content:
“And yesterday I went to the theater, the Moscow band came, they gave an amazing show!
I visited the Odessa Opera House, a wonderful institution!
All this is loud and with eyes full of contempt for the uneducated habitat around. And this very friend, a man with a very specific sense of humor, unable to withstand the pathos, pushed his head between the aunts and loudly said: "And in our shake-up the batteries were painted!"
He says that if you were in this situation now, you would have done the same.)

And even 10,000 years ago, “this leader will destroy the whole tribe, the fox.”

An old Roman man is sitting on the doorstep, watching the barbarians burn his city, and says, "This country was destroyed by the Caesars, their mother."

The first day of weight loss is successful: all the food is pumped out, it remains to burn fat

From Chat WOT:
AgrASSor: Fuck you are so virtuously riding the T-50-2, I think you were born in it
_4elius: I recently had an OKA.

XXX * sings*: How beautiful this world, look at it!!!! to
I would have napalm now, a litre of triia.

On the discussion of the article "Denis Tito plans to send people to Mars in 2018"

javax
Too difficult and expensive. They will not fly. Ready to bet.

by Loki3000
It is expensive to build a road in Sochi, and this is the seeds.

During lunch, a Vichy advertisement is turned on on the screen: "In the past, the fight against imperfection took a lot of time..."
I look at the producer:
- Something in me this advertisement causes some very unexpected associations...
Did you think of the columns of the Reich marching through Europe?! to

XX: I decided to start repairing. I am morally preparing. Could you advise me to read on the subject?
Sun Tzu: The Art of War, Kuznetsov V.N. "Science of compromise" and something from the series "How to convince yourself that everything from the beginning and was so planned?".

We stand on the light, I look at the sides, next to the truck, in the body a gray booth with a door, on the door the inscription "do not enter - will kill" and a skull with bones. Above the inscription a window is cut, a murky man looks out of the window and also looks on the sides.

Martian spacecraft Curiosity can shoot from a laser
What about the Martian?
Maybe on the stones :)
Q: What is the power of the laser?
Yyy: Marsians won’t like being shot at their stones
Small stones can be cut.
XXX: Stop, we have to wait for the attack back :)
XXX is STOP! of Chelyabinsk! and :)
Martian: Wanted our stones, earthmen? Nate to you! and :)

Arael: Our java encoder just said, “I’ll go for a walk,” opened a google map, picked a park, turned on a first-person view and started moving around that park.

I read that in Russia found sausages with horse meat.
I checked the refrigerator. No any sauces. Not a horse, not a horse.
Wicked as always.
El empty pasta and roared bad words.

Announced by:
In our house there is an economy class elevator. No toilet, so tolerate, fucking, to the apartment.

Australian billionaire Clive Palmer begins construction of Titanic 2
- "On Eskimo shipyards began construction "Aisberg-2"

How you have tortured the illiterate! Not "what the heart is"! Not to scream! Shake the heart! Strengthen your heart to survive. Herd of stupid bears.

We sit in the cinema and wait for the horror to begin. The light goes out, the advertisement begins and at this moment a slightly drunken company enters with the words on the whole hall:
You can come here and start watching the movie.
The man from the last row replied:
I know who will die first.
The whole room supported him with laughter.)

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I remember seven years ago on "XXX Radio " there was a similar theme-Click. I remembered one name. The boy was named "Kopilka" because his brother struck his head drunk with a tail

I went to a underwear shop. Following me comes a healthy brutal man of 30 years, not shaved, in a shirt, shorter than the "Terminator" Russian version. She became an involuntary witness to the dialogue: “I need this... for my wife... well... The Nashore!and "

I have been hanging a tab in my browser for 3 months - an article from Wiki "Procrastination", because I will, of course, read it. A little later.

Yesterday something filled up with the provider and after lunch there is no internet.With a sad look, Dad walks around the apartment, thinking what else to do at home.
He approaches us with his mother, falls on his knees and says:
I am an internet addict, I am a network addict. Brothers and sisters, let me give you 50 megabytes of traffic before tomorrow, or I’ll go to my neighbor to drink a beer.
Z is. 37 years old)