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[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108570
 25.01.2015
I support the previous speaker:

There is power as an official delegate from the people. If the people are foolish, the power must be changed.
All the power. If a king cannot build a boyar, he is a bad king. If the country is bad, then you need to change the power, it is responsible for making the country good. It cannot be done without a civil war - we are from the market.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108569
 25.01.2015
xxx: Overall, I told them everything you need to know to play the Kerbal Space Program. And about the parameters of the orbit (pericenter, apocenter, inclination, etc.)), and about the parameters of the missile (weaponry, characteristic speed...), and the formula Ciolkovsky showed...
xxx: They looked at me as a damnant and said I was a shit.
xxx: They each have almost a thousand hours in a dote in a stumble, and I(!) The fucking!! = = )

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108568
 25.01.2015
Sunday, I roll in bed, withërfu on smart. My four-year-old beauty enters the bedroom, rushing over the bed and lying there for me, pressing the causal place. Naturally, I bend and spit in the pillow. Reebëno is interested in:
Have you heard 100?
My daughter... Daddy...
He does not sleep?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108567
 25.01.2015
In the "thick and thin":
Who says fat is good? Look at the word.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108566
 25.01.2015
We caught neighboring cats as a child.It is enough not to move and not look the cat in the eyes, so that it does not notice you.Opened - we steal, turned back - we stand still.

Your neighbor's cats had a good fun - to seduce the stupid two-legged by turning their heads. and ;))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108565
 25.01.2015
The main thing in all troubles is to find a positive moment. My house burned down yesterday. Everything burned to the ground. I say: finally get rid of the barrel, radically get rid of it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108564
 25.01.2015
Comment on the video "How to open the lock with a Coca Cola bank":
XXX: I tried it!Three years ago...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108563
 25.01.2015
Today at the Department:

Do you have debts today?
I: No, the exam is on schedule.
I came here to take the tails. I have a lot of "tailed" students.
I: Moreover, in many students, as in the first year, the tails grow, so they then with the tails and walk.
Genetics, you can’t do anything.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108562
 25.01.2015
I’ll explain what’s going on from a cybernetic point of view.
There is such a concept in the theory of systems as feedback. If the feedback is disrupted or absent, the system is scattered.

So, "the king is good, the warriors are bad", "It’s all the West’s fault" – these are indicators of a lack of feedback.

There is power as an official delegate from the people. If the people are foolish, the power must be changed.
All the power. If a king cannot build a boyar, he is a bad king. If the country is bad, then you need to change the power, it is responsible for making the country good. It cannot cope with the sanctions of the West - it is from the market.

If the authority does not want to change, it is a violation of feedback. The system will crumble and collapse. The simple law of system theory.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108561
 25.01.2015
Comments on Fish:

- Men, for example, have no less problem: where to give a member, if he, for example, stood up.
- I guess the much bigger problem is where the children themselves are when he doesn't get up.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108560
 25.01.2015
The word "computer" sounds like "computer", well or "computer"...
This is one of the most important things in the world.

The computer is looking at you with interest.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108559
 25.01.2015
here here :

I am 42 in a great fit. form, wealthy and independent (to cook, wash and smooth better than any of you).
While you were struggling with “real boys” in your youth, who then dropped you (sleeping, sitting down, dying from an overdose, or simply working out of work), I, a slender boy, started my business and became a brutal wolf. There are many familiar, wonderful smart and beautiful women, but not seeking to get married. And to meet your physiological needs, I sometimes raise people like you, like sheep.
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I’m sorry for you, uncle.As was the “card-like thin boy”, so it remained.To a psychologist would go, what, instead of self-realizing at the expense of already not happy women.The complex of inferiority crossed with the mania of greatness... sad and disgusting.If, of course, this is not another hunt for the breeding of the already quiet gender mess.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Clearly a thick troll. Why do you feed him?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108558
 25.01.2015
So how do you know? I was a witness to one case, when during a hot dispute around a broken hood of extremely exhausted alcohol men, one cried out: "Go naked! I was, fucking, an engineer!", and then disappeared for fifteen minutes in the entrance. He appeared on the street already with a welding machine. Fifteen minutes later, it was like new. And he also arrived on someone's wheel on the sides of the wheel from a small truck. The ways of drunk engineers are untold.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108557
 25.01.2015
A group of students were very ashamed of the same group for not reading Master and Margarita, and she was telling them that she was not stupider than them and didn’t feel damaged about it... Ah, you, I think, a horse, I won’t count you, you’re stumbling on holy things! I am a preacher.

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Always not as upset as amused such a position)
I haven’t read any one art book exclusively from the school program – you’re gone, there’s nothing to talk to you about and you have no future at all.
At the same time: you don’t know how to count integrals, you don’t know the first aid measures for chemical burns and you confuse Novosibirsk with Novorossiysk – and it’s okay for those who need it.

(A man with a home library of professional literature and fiction, who did not read "War and the World")

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108556
 25.01.2015
A tongue without bones does not depend on intelligence - only on temperament. Do you not like when an intellectual constantly talks about a recently read book? Ok to Ok. Do you like the untouchable idiot recounting a Mexican series or yesterday’s football match? Likewise, read and intelligent people often remain silent, because among them there are more often introverts. And if they say it, then they are easier to ask for silence - because education, ohh. But from the unread and unintelligent, whose life revolves around gossip and television, you will not get rid of thin cowards. You will not shut them up at all.

Aunt, you’ve just described one of your work exactly.
As she begins to talk about yesterday's movie, she wants to pull her cup of tea on her head.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108555
 25.01.2015
Katya : tell me how to know the weight of the erectile penis? very need

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108554
 25.01.2015
xxx: found in the freezer slives, cooked compot, it turned out to be the liver

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108553
 25.01.2015
and hello. Have you ever cooked an ordinary boiler in a cup?
Well yes of course. and what?
Should I just pour a spoon from above? How much should I squeeze her?
The Weather. Have you ever made tea in your life?! to
No, I put it in bags. And at home, my mom always cooked, and a couple of times in my life I added boiling water to the already cooked tea.
– You are 24 years old, you rent a separate apartment in the capital for your significant salary, on the days you go to interview in the yandex and you can’t make tea?
-No, well, I think in Yandex tea is prepared by specially trained people, ch.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108552
 25.01.2015
Politicians are like dogs: they would only lie.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108551
 25.01.2015
Not the mine.
Problems of Communication 2.
This is the case in our small town.
Next to one of the shops was a man with a wheelchair. You can safely call his grandfather, if not by age, then by status. He was walking his grandson in a wheelchair. Dressed was modest, and what does his pants - not a boy anymore. In the same place was parked a young lady, the complete opposite of the man with a wheelchair. On a steep jeep, dressed in the latest fashion, gold on the fingers, silicone on the lips. In addition, she parked in the back, talking on the phone and opening the driver’s door at the same time. And of course, what had to happen happened. She pushed the wheelchair through that door. The car crashed, the child fell and cried.
Since ancient times, it has been said that the best defense is attack. The lady understood this truth very well. The naive designers of the MiG-25 aircraft, even in a dreamy dream could not assume that there are sounds louder than the sound of a jet engine. The phrases of the type: “...there was a divorce here, there is no place to put the car...” were intertwined by such selective mothers, who would be jealous of the carpenter Ivanov, who knows 3000 details with the name x@йня. The lady broke more and more. Without embarrassing anyone, she watered the man with dirt. And the door was scratched to her, and now he is going to sell the apartment because he already has to. And right now, she’s calling her boyfriend, who’s so cool that he has scratches on the front glass of the car from the inside. And this guy will come and everyone will be bad: a mouth to the ground and ask for mercy will be all, including a man and a child.
The lady was probably an extrasensitive, because the events went according to her script. But the extravagance she was, still not very good, as everything happened with the exact opposite. Yes, her boyfriend came, but his fingers bended... Only one did not take into account they both. The father of the child was a mayor of the militia, and his grandfather was a simple general of the militia, who came to visit his son from the regional center.
The lady was probably, frankly, a crazy extravagant. She could not even imagine that her happy life was just beginning. The fact is that the next day in the store, near which these events occurred, two serious men in the state, but with red passports and seized the recordings from the video cameras.
The moral:
1st Follow the rules of movement.
2nd Do not offend people, especially strangers.

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