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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №108550
 25.01.2015
The head of the RZD has threatened to resign if he is forced to disclose income. The country is shrouded by horror...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108549
 25.01.2015
Anti-collector: The application works on Android-powered smartphones and blocks both calls and text messages from annoying collectors... and also expand the functionality: for example, add redirecting calls from some collectors to others.
Difficult life for extortionists

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108548
 25.01.2015
When they gathered with me in the country and Serega asked where there were fire extinguishers, well, while we were sober, I did not get alcohol at all.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108547
 25.01.2015
Today Delivery: Bring the chicken grill, call the customer. I called. Client (K): - Young man to us chicken grill hot and beautiful. I buy a chicken and sit in the car and the girl fits - on Lenin 36 (delivery on Lenin 34) already calls the client (the girl in the salon): - Young man You found us a chicken? I found you a chicken! Q: Is it hot? The beautiful? I: Beautiful and hot chicken you now I take it to you - wait! Are you talking about me by chance?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108546
 25.01.2015
Palich: And it took so many years to sit and do all kinds of hernia to sit and do all kinds of hernia now.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108545
 25.01.2015
Pf, we have come across the fact that among the believers the Bible is sometimes discovered only by the Jehovahists, and they also prefer their journal adaptations. But the professor – a 100% atheist – recommends students to read the Bible as an important cultural and historical material.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108544
 25.01.2015
No guys! Readiness, knowledge of classics and two higher education are not the same as education! A lot of people are very educated, but poorly educated. A friend’s husband doesn’t release a book from his hands, but he throws the cigarettes where it got...At the secretary’s job in shock of the boss’s manner of scratching the blush or pulling the socks publicly, full of the people don’t know how to use dining appliances...It’s not the margins, not the bombs, but precisely those “intelligent people” who read Chekhov, Tolstoy, and I’m not even afraid to say, Dostoevsky...Remembering the high, the last Nobel laureate in literature, these counted people occupy the pavements, park incorrectly, walk dogs without leashes and get mad...And say that he’s not cultural – how? He goes to the theatre five times a year. He reads 200 books a year. Nifiga education is not equal to circularity and counting.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108543
 25.01.2015
Tagged: throwing
N: When I’m asked what excessive signs of intersection can do, I recall the unparalleled: ‘Break, stand. I am looking forward to a professional". One extra pencil - and what a new meaning.
I remember the wonderful phrase: "How smart I am!"...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108542
 25.01.2015
I see "Lucy" Besson: "Man uses the brain for 10%, bla bla bla, and the dolphin for 20%", I immediately remembered the old joke: "Not one dolphin has taken a mortgage..."

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108541
 25.01.2015
online consultant there periodically pops up on its own with a sound like messages on the momba... here and prove later that I am not sitting on dating sites (
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Well, judging by the fact that you know with what sound messages come on the mammoth - to prove it is not only useless, but also useless.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108540
 25.01.2015
Is that right away? I am... not ready?
Antonina: Hussars are always ready!
If I am of the cavalry, whose century is not good?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №108539
 25.01.2015
Eight in the morning, Saturday. I sleep, in the neighboring room a brother (aged 20 years) shakes.
A bell at the door. I am not in a hurry to get up. First, normal people at this time do not go for guests, and secondly, I am in demand, unwashed, unwashed, teeth not brushed, why to scare people?)
I hear a brother knocking at the door. Okay well I think.) It opens. I hear such a loud female voice: "VODOCANAL!"
Fuck, I think I’ll have to get up, I don’t think my brother remembers where our counters are. Here, I hear her brother knocking something and knocking the door.
I, knowing my brother, think: "Didn't he send her request?"
Behind the door is silent, no one is knocking, no clapping, no quarrelling. I became curious. I get up and go to my brother. The further dialogue:
I: Who has come?
Aunt of the Water Canal
What did I not let in?
Brother: Let her go
I: What did you say to her?
Brother: No, I said there are no adults at home, and my mother forbids me from allowing strangers home.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108538
 24.01.2015
Real intelligent people don’t read the Bible. They respect Einstein and Newton. As the practice shows, they don’t read them either.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108537
 24.01.2015
Evolution of job search after the Institute:
I love my profession, I want to work in my specialty, to be a professional in my field and to earn good money!
Five with them with money, at least just to arrange for the specialty
Well then just find some sort of punishable job for adequate money and with normal conditions.
Go somewhere! 🙂!...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108536
 24.01.2015
This is:
Do you think there are stupid scientists and stupid writers? There are smart scientists and smart writers. And there are those and others who are simply not allowed to write brightly, figuratively, excitingly interesting?

There are scientists who themselves understand and okay, and if others do not understand, it is their problem.
And there are so-called "popularizers of science". They themselves understood it and they like it so much, so damn that they want others to also be good at this understanding.
This is really a rare gift.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108535
 24.01.2015
Officials are hungry. But they will not. People are going to starve, but not ready.

On that day, I watch with enthusiasm how the security forces are trying to control the economy, you will bring troops into Ashan.

Still strange though. A month ago, the lord told us how bullish the nudies are. I must starve for him today.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108534
 24.01.2015
Here, let’s say, Jews come there, and they meet – Germans, Ukrainians, Latvians, Lithuanians... That is, all the same as then, last time.
Only the Russians will not come like last time.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108533
 24.01.2015
News: In Yalta presented the tourist product "Golden Ring of the South of Russia". The routes will not quite understandably unite Crimea, Stavropol and Krasnodar Territory, Karachai-Cherkesia, Kabardino-Balkaria and possibly Chechnya.

Comment 1: "And you, friends, no matter how you sit down..." You can announce anything, but in the end everything will rely on infrastructure, prices and security.

Note 2: This ring will obviously be in the price. Including life insurance, taking into account Chechnya.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108532
 24.01.2015
xxx: dirty sexists, and here got >_<
YYY: What’s going on there with you?
XHHH: Spam has just dropped a letter with great content. Quote: "You are a business man or a woman?"
Tagged with: ><

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108531
 24.01.2015
I don't know what to say, but the roasted sushi in Japan itself is eaten by the poorest workers, the algae on the shore are rolled for free, the fish is roasted for free, the rice is the cheapest of the crops and easy to cook, and the soy sauce is soaked to repel the smell of roasted fish.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I understand, winter holidays are all business. And the resource is no longer idle for a long time. But let us, dear, still devote your free time to the textbook of the Russian language or at least to the spelling dictionary.

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