Why do children talk about tooth fairies, I don’t mind! To feel part of an enlightened Europe?
yyy: I gave my childhood mouse teeth ""
ZZZ: I am a dentist

I sit behind the comp, I write a diploma, papa (p) suits:
P) What are you doing?
I write a diploma
(p) aaah, or I think why serious you sit, straight like my mom, when the borscht is cooking.)

Judging by the trajectory of the movement of the Olympic fire, it could simply be sent by Russian mail.

xxx: Who uses the air humidifier, please tell me: which one do you have? Are there problems with the compatibility of the humidifier with cats?
Yyy: At first we had a simple ultrasound, but it had to be abandoned - left a white plaque all over the house, whatever water we used (from the crane, from the filter, drinking from bottles). Yes, and the cats in his wire bite over - to the word about compatibility with cats :)

There is no toilet there. It can’t even be called a sandwich, it’s a sandwich.

North, on the street frost -50, drunken by a purely male company. I reached the point when it was time:
Let’s go, let’s find the girls.
You will wear them longer than you fuck them.

mixed
You have a question about sleeping.

mixed
What do you value me for? The summary must

Emily
Write for openness, loyalty and help.

mixed
You have curled.

Emily
The summary is

Emily
there can not be written-for handshaking, fairy, inadequacy and lobbyism

1: Why are you so thoughtful?
Yes, I got married, I think now.
And what to think about, take him on a test drive for half a year!
3: No-no-no, I know these test drives! There is always a manager there. She doesn’t want her mother to live with them, right?

"As they say, the fierce homophobes themselves are latent pydoras."
Well what you. It is gay they are latent, and the pidos are the most relevant.

What kind of tea do you?
“Please give me tea from the leaves gathered by the virgins in the dawn of the tree around which the birds roam every Friday, and from the flames of the dragon-child dried up through the myphyllum-collar coil forged by the son of the dwarf and the elephant. I can put it in the bag, I’m not overwhelming.

The man is not governed by the mind, but by the phallus, but also by the woman.

I come somehow to the ATM, everything is standard - a gun in the tank and pay.
I stand in a line to the cashier operator, and here a girl, so excited, runs to the cashier and screams:
You have bad gasoline, I don’t have a car.
The cashier looks at the monitor and says:
So you got Dt.
And this girl’s car was I don’t remember what, but exactly she doesn’t drive on the DT.
Then the girl asks:
What is DT?
The cashier answers:
The diesel fuel.
A girl with a surprised face:
And I thought for “Taioot”...

Rabinovich comes home and says to his wife with a smile:
I was fired from work!
“Yasha, I don’t understand, but why are you so happy?
The others were jailed.

Striped: The space-time continuum is permeated by the Goldberge threads, and as the nearest black hole has exceeded its critical mass, it suddenly swallowed up the nearest galaxy.

Zetandel: not "suddenly", but "spontaneously"!

Sorry, I’m talking something like a bit...

C of Habr. Smartbox on Samsung. Sasha Gray on TV.
kindacute: The image to attract attention is excellent.
man_without_face: Who is this?
quarck: Alexandra Serova (pedagogue, writer, actress)

When I was small and went to bed, my mom laid my bed next to the couch, where they slept with daddy, pushed her hand through the ropes of the bed and quietly knocked on the back, then counted my ear and I fell asleep...I when I went to bed, always said:"mama, teach me"...but the child’s brains work a little bit to the girlfriend and I realized that the knocking can’t be called, because nobody knocked on me, I lay quietly and I was beaten...and one day he said: "mama, blow me out"the rust was wild, my mom was rotting, what daddy, older brother)))

PS: Have you not counted yet?
WOW: No
The Devil (
This is PZDC.
MDA : MDA
XHH: Mortgage Credit Quarterpayers will be outraged
Wow... I don’t even want to think of that man!!!!!!!))
XHHH: Agree, the most precarious man
XHH: Angry as such
Tag: how to get
XH: You won’t get away.

9 Months - Nuclear Assembly
1.5 years - installation of the system
Up to 7 Years - Drivers
up to 16 - system decommissioning, installation of basic software packages, downloading libraries
A few more years of testing on the autonomy of the system - and a full release

Once again reading the quote about buying alcohol and cigarettes with the presentation of a passport, I was upset about myself: well, I also look at 24, why do I never ask for a passport? Then I remembered that I didn’t drink or smoke :-(

The woman stopped breastfeeding the baby. Still, my son is a year and two months old, enough to suck my mom. Therefore, the wife approaches the mirror, and, critically looking at her breasts, pronounces a thin voice from the Soviet cartoon:
and oh! Where are my beautiful breasts? Where did these clothes come from? Mother!