In the wagons of the ring line of the Moscow metro began to appear wifi.
The day I walk through the station.

Someone created the Earth, the rest is made in China

"D: Well, fuck, let’s order better cattle, let’s fight and eat.
I want to make a proposal"

Well, so is it, what else to do with her? Not even in the picture gallery. Fuck and eat, fruit degenerates, advice to you love!

xxx: Fuck, the Department of Infections has some sophisticated sense of humor. Released new methods. On the cover of the method for intestinal infections is depicted a picture of “Storm,” well there, waves, sailing, everything is dark.
Zoonotic infections (transmitted from animals) - Samson, breaking the foul of a lion.
Transmissive infections (transmitters - blood-sugging insects), among them many especially dangerous infections - picture of the Russian monkey before choosing the path, standing one at the stone, rolling around the skull
Acute viral hepatitis - attention now!) "The Girl with Peaches" And so you look - and indeed, she has some unhealthy yellow color)))
Well, the last thing I just got: a collection of test tasks on the course of infectious diseases - the painting "Burlacs on the Volga"! What is hinting...

XX: Yes, in Moscow there are more people in traffic jams than in the whole of the Baltic States.

The dog broke. I was worried and did "lapamord"

xxx: I was advised to diversify our sexual life
Dress up in the costume of his favorite hero online game. ... →
Where to get the tank costume? ! to O_O

My wife abandoned me. My bank collapsed. But the most important thing in life are my friends... One took my wife. The second broke my bank.and c)

btr: "I have a liver to swallow, lungs to smoke, and a cock. Just so"

I answered:

I went with my wife to buy me a birthday present and bought her an iPad.
XXX: What is it?

You are guilty, and your wife doesn’t know about it yet.

by Azat:
Yuleia, go to genetics))) I am bored

and Serena:
What a cultural way to offer.

XXX is
I think... there’s upper clothes, there’s underwear... how to name the gap?)))

YYY
Just clothes

XXX is
Great) now I know that the phrase "I am without clothes" means that a girl can be in cowards and shirt)

she(15:03:17 9/03/2012)
Have you jumped years?

he (15:03:24 9/03/2012)
in May 22

she(15:03:34 9/03/2012)
Now is 21?

he(15:03:42 9/03/2012)
Funny question )

March 8 is over!
xxx for the girlfriend!
XXX: This is not a mistake!

Every time I remove the laptop, I get a spare speaker.

milady
How the hands hurt.

milady
need a man

milady
And my hands will not be sick from weight, and he will be sick from onanism))

The main principle in communicating with women is to surprise and take advantage.

At the end of 2011, on the last day of a very tough trip to the Presbyterian at eight o’clock, I sat with my employee Alexey in the restaurant, finished dinner, already ordered a glass of beer and ready to ask for a bill. He gets a SMS. Alexey reads, thinks and asks - and how would we call good girls? I quietly officed. It seems like a simple guy from a neighboring area, married, intelligent, quiet cleaner, almost never communicated - and such a question. I think the subordinates are asking such questions. I ask, are you sure? He answers that yes. Did I use it myself before? He answers that not. Have you cheated on your wife at all? Again not. Again I repeat: Leha, I did not betray my wife, so now I am divorced, but you fuck where? The organs are all the same, and this is at one end of the path, so give me 250 viscars on my account and just sit here? I insist, I want it and that’s all. If you don’t want to, I’ll ask the taxi drivers where they are. And the eyes are so calm, confident, steel – I know that look. For each new task, Loeh is taken with the same look and does not let go until he does. Well, I think, all, Ambec, will now find capital adventures on his provincial ass, and answer me. Okay, I said, yours took it. Only here Moscow and really good less than 20 per hour can not cost. For this money you can fly to Egypt for a week, I will make your vacation, rest, and tell your wife that a business trip. Lohah unwavering: 20 so 20. I figure out finally - he has his own salary just under 50, with all possible awards and repairs. Expensive, but the word to keep - in general, from the restaurant wai-fai via the Internet found, called. By ten o’clock the girls came – one in one as in the pictures, tall, slim, hair to shoulder, dressed like a secular reception – the highest class in one word. Children cannot read about it, and adults are not interested. There was an airplane in the morning and I didn't remember this case until somewhere two months later, Lecha came to apply for divorce from work to the court. At that moment, I was looked at by two quiet, confident steel eyes.
And then I decided to ask a personal question - what was the content of the SMS, after which an adequate person and family man so ardently wished for dear selling love? He silently picked up the phone, found that SMS and let me read it. It turns out, recovering to 20kg, almost ceased to watch for herself and shaved under the boy, a chronically unworking wife, on the last day of a two-week trip sent her husband the only SMS: "Mom came. Don’t drink today. Take 30 thousand. Tomorrow I’ll buy a good TV. P.S If you go in, don’t knock on the door.”

A man showered a baby and cried out from the bathroom:
He eats the foam!
In a few minutes:
Katie, she’s really delicious!

SMS: A grandfather is sitting next to me, and in front of him is a punk with a huge Iroquois, and they are talking about the creativity of the Zhi Top)) Here is the cultural capital without stamps and conditions))