Fuck, I didn’t buy socks because I was hoping for February 23. He gave me two shirts and a sweater. Tomorrow I’ll go for my socks. - ~ ~ ~ ~

Their fields are more equal to our roads.
Our roads are softer than their fields.

We went to nature with a nightlife!? to
DDD: What will we do there?
Sleeping at night, fuck it!! to

My wife refused to go with me to the Invasion this year.

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!! to

An alarm training.

The crew is ready to land on the boat. Starpom asks the cadet to bring Emergency VHF from the bridge. The third assistant, wishing to ease the task, asks to bring an orange radio station. The effect is approximately the same. The Botsman interferes - and well @lead quickly here from the bridge the orange whale! Cadet fled and brought it.

Could I be single?
Esid: but manyеб :))
Could you be a dude?and :)

<shimon> Well, there’s an idiotic idea that you need to wash your jacket so that it doesn’t look bad. with her underpinnings.
<shimon> The pad was made with artificial wort and was made in China
<shimon> In a nutshell, what was glued to the underlay was missing from the laundry
<shimon> As a result, now everything that was wiped around became with it, and the substrate was rubbed.
<shimon> The most unfortunate thing that a neighbor put in the same load to wash his jeans and little stuff like socks
<shimon> And now it’s all the same in black wort
<shimon> The washing machine was barely cleaned
<shimon> The whole bathroom was squeezed
<shimon> In general, in the morning I have to explain why from touching jeans the palms become hairy

YouTube video about super-modern everywhere...

XXX:...Ural-Polarnik can get stuck where no no car of increased permeability will reach. The driver has the opportunity to leave the car there until winter, saving diesel fuel and motor resources, and with the onset of frosts to return on the well-known road with a powerful hook tracker.

Oh my dear, can you reinstall the window for me?
XHH: if it is necessary
Can you just ask for sex?

It is said that the duration of the absence of sex can be determined by the length of hair on the lob.

My girlfriend doesn’t work, and I didn’t want her to spend on a gift on February 23. For this, on all her pleasures "what to give you on 23?" I denied, saying that this is an outdated holiday, it does not concern me and in general you know, I do not like gifts...
In the end, I didn’t get anything on the 23rd. On the one hand, everything is obvious and right, but now I understand that I still had a little illogical hope inside that there would still be a little bit of trouble. And that is despite the fact that I am an adult, balanced person who treats holidays exclusively as spending items!
Now I can imagine how offended girls are when they themselves refuse gifts and then really don’t get them!) This is exactly the case when "no" means "yes"

The topic of smoking
That’s why everyone forgets that everyone is different! I smoke, but I also get angry when smoking in the transitions, in public places, especially if there are children nearby... I do not do it myself, although there are many smokers and such people, but unfortunately not all!

XXX: I want to get to the Coast Chelns. By the way, where is it?
Follow the camas, they will bring you into their loophole.

in the guests. Adults are humble. The owner says:
Why do you not eat at all? Have a taste, isn’t it delicious?
A child (4,5 years old) comes out and says loudly:
You are not at home, eat what you give.
The phrase came from the garden.

“Professional actors!”
A trace appears in the sky, followed by a bright flash. Voice for picture:
This is yes! What is this unknown object? I am stunned to the depths of my soul!

The main thing was forgotten: this should be said by Volodársky.

I sit in a beauty salon and wait for my turn. A huge hall. A lot of people are sitting. And at the reception on this day the telephone pipe broke and so the girl in the stand had to answer the calls by loud communication and accordingly in the waiting room all the conversations are heard)) so here is the next call and the following dialogue occurs:

Good day! This is the online store delivery service "######"
Oh yeah well!
I am your courier and I have almost found you, but I am a little lost. Please orient me. I see a big building (and suddenly very loud) Oh Fuck!!!! to
and allo! What happened to you?
Do not pay attention. I was just moved by the tram.

The whole hall was shocked by this. And when the guy found us, he obviously did not expect a warm meeting with applause, laughter and additional teas from the visitors to the salon)))

In the beauty salon a party. The girls decided to hit the nail for the painting with a full bubble of hair foam.

let your thirst for gender jerk you will be satisfying somewhere else, for this there are thousands of forums

Calex: The first people are usually given what they themselves are fascinated with.
Brejnev had cars, orders and weapons, his wife had brilliants.
And the current grey ones, not fish or meat. What can be given like this? The pyjamas in the strip.
DrMozgoved: With the number?

Only the channel TNT could put on the night of February 23 movie... burn in hell :(