From Freelancer
"Sharing a Website from Ready Contractors"
I’d like to see a coward’s website :)

Are there any chickens on receipt?
01:31:47
In the sense? I no longer hold bordels.
01:32:11
You had a barrel and you didn’t call me!! to

American scientists have invented a cell that remains alive after death.

The fools invented a bulb that continues to shine after it overflows, or a shampoo that continues to flow after it is over.

"nihuyazebe" - a short-term, imaginative anomalous event of an uncertain nature. translate someone for pints.

Famous actor Gerard Depardieu today, February 23, will go to Mordovia, where in his Russian passport will be placed a seal of registration in Saransk.

Even Gerard Depardieu himself cannot just take and get a license in Moscow :Rolf:

xxx: I walked somewhere around my village, standing "Tajik", asking where the car service. I said I don’t know. A week later, 200 meters from the original location, the same "Tajik" asks where the car service is. I told him that he had asked me this question a week ago. He was silent. What is happening? Can’t find a car service for more than a week?
It is NPC. He can take quests.

Here I found. The Olympics in Sochi cost $51 billion. Cheers to comrades!
Here, a space loop that would bring cargo to orbit at $ 3 / kg and with overloads carried even by disabled people would cost $ 30 billion.
In general, what humanity needs and what people who control them need is the same thing.

XXX: You don’t understand anything. I go on the bus, I look at a guy nearby driving - acne, unwashed, strangled. He holds a file in his hand. And in the folder a sheet with a 100% screenshot of WOW. We go out at the stop - and here he approaches two girls walking on the street (and there all with them, legs from ears, etc.). He fits and as I realized, he begins to get acquainted. Well, I look at it with a smile, and then he opens the folder and begins to show them something. And I see the passion burning in the girls, the faces start to get red, the nipples swell, they embrace the guy on both sides and take away. I fell at the stop and cried. I realized that my whole life was a lie.

vadim_proskurin@lj: It turns out that croats can compare odor sensations from the left and right nostrils. This mechanism allows the crot at a distance of up to 5 cm to find a stinking snare from a single stinking, without wasting time on several consecutive stinking along the course of movement to the goal. The list of experiments conducted to obtain this scientific result is read almost like a poem. Particularly beautiful such an experiment: in the left nose of the crocodile placed a tube, directed to the right, and in the right nose - a tube, directed to the left. As a result, the crot is completely disoriented.
Zloradskij: Good that they didn’t guess to bring him a tube from his nose to his ass. The poor man would just go crazy.

Buy the sausage you took for the new year.
Cyborg: What is it?
It is like salami, but not salami.
The Cyborg:
See also: CLB
Cyborg: I realized that it wasn’t a motocultivator, what about the sausage?? to
It’s almost like salami, but another.
Cyborg: What is it? Price, name, diameter... let me give you some signs.
Lysona: Well round (cylindrical) brown tasty as salami but different
Cyborg: Yes the weather. Does it look like salad or does it taste like salad?
No, it doesn’t look like salad and taste different. She is like a salad.
Cyborg: If you weren’t a ruby sex nurse, I’d tear your teeth out.
Fu, how rough... Did you understand what I meant?
Cyborg: Okay fuck you, we’ll think yes.

I am a smoker, I am in favor of the law on the prohibition of smoking in public places, stops, parks, playgrounds, etc. I always smoke on the street I try to stay away from people, I throw bulls into the urna (habit from the army) so explain to me why I am a smoker mixed with shit, respected non-smoking population think before generalizing among non-smoking bulls no less. all

AAA: how it happens, only yesterday I thought that we could change the mailboxes, and the shake passed, new ones are hanging.
BBB: Sobian Hule
I am also standing in a traffic jams - I think "when there is only a bus lane still lacking"
The next day, the bus line!

The router. Commentary on the audio book by Umberto Eco in English.
XXX: The audio version did not appear in the original?
YYY: And that is what? Not the original? Strange as in English! =) is
Zzz: Not everything in English is original. For example, Italians write in Italian.

I can congratulate you on the holiday ;)
The Defender of the Fatherland?
Why half a half? Did not serve?
by Denis: AGA
Lisa: Well with the future then))
Denis: A spouse, a woman!!by 111

XXX: Yes at all
When we teach mathematics - all the way, first you can't, then you can't, you can't - and then you can again.
xxx: It is not surprising that people then start to use drugs and engage in same-sex sex - they think that it will soon be possible too - this is the detrimental impact of a misconstructed education program.
xxx: and so would immediately from the first class - trigonometric form of the complex number - figac
Well, by fifth grade and apples would count learned.

February 23 is not the clever moment when you (who got rid of the army) get a chocolate from your grandmother (who is a reserve officer).

My 5-year-old daughter came back from the walk unhappy.
There was a dialogue:
I: What has happened?
I hated children since childhood.
I : Why?
Their daughters prevent them from riding on the hill because they are riding on their own. They ask for sandals.
Don’t go and ride yourself.
There are still mothers of children. I do not like them either.
I : why?? to
Daughters: They are giving birth to children. When they stop, you don’t ride on the hill.

To all who received on February 23 as a gift - foam, shave, socks, helicopters, etc. I was jealous, my wife gave me a daughter.

Alexandr Rozhkov: Listen to Nick. Can you use it as a woman? Here answer my question. gifted a girlfriend for the 23rd, beautiful, white (Milava)
I even guessed the size. I went through fire, water, copper pipes and even talked to the saleswoman.! to
She was offended!! For what?
He told me to throw it out. I filled it with gasoline, set it on fire and threw it out. It was beautiful, infection. I even had the desire to guess.
I was struck and expelled. For what???? to
Where is meaning? Where is logic? and ((

When you put corn in a fruit salad, you get a hunk.
Yyy: and if you add more lean oil, there will be a hunky on lean oil.