My husband goes to the toilet and keeps telling me something. I say, "What is a bad habit? Don’t talk through the toilet door!
He opened the door: "What is it?"

The Anime Tracker:
Genre: adventure, comedy, romance, etti, little breasts, big breasts, big breasts

Harry: Any woman should be able to choose meat, if she can’t – I’d never married it.
Yorik: Well let me admit. How do you know if she can or not? You have to know, you have to know.
Do you know how to choose meat?
Lav: Meat should not have a sexually transmitted disease and it should not argue with me.
Harry: You would smoke less and the meat would not argue with you.

Music screensaver at home is the only two that can make you get up from the couch to switch the channel if the controller is lost, even a drunk and tired person!!! to

What is "Nahui" in English?
by Poshel Nahyu.
and thanks.
Here is the blade.

UN High Commissioner Report: Kyrgyz police rape lesbians to change their sexual orientation

"But the events evolved in a completely unpredictable way. We came into the room, he closed the door behind us and offered to lie down. He didn’t dress himself, and he didn’t tell us anything about it. Alena was not afraid, and I thought nothing terrible would happen to me. When we lay down on his huge bed, Mikhail took Turgenev’s “Groza” (two copies) from underneath his pillow and asked us to read it out loud.

I am one in this story embarrassed by "Groza" Turgeneva?

and Ax:
I am writing a report on information protection...
I found an explanatory book.
Industrial espionage has always existed, at least since the time of Prometheus, who carried out the unauthorized transmission of completely secret fire technology to humans by other gods, which subsequently led to space flights.

The highest measure of human dignity is what he never does in his life and for no money.

Once a long time ago I was told the story of Stalin's minister of coal industry Zasyadko. I do not guarantee the truth, although in a similar interpretation the story is mentioned in Wikipedia.
Stalin did not like to drink alone. Once, while in Donbass, he wanted to drink at night. His surroundings could only find the director of one of Zasyadko mines. And here, when they drank enough, suddenly Zasyadko resolutely covered his palm and refused to drink further. To all Stalin’s proposals he replied with one duty phrase: “Zasadko measure knows.” So it lasted long enough and more Stalin never managed to pour into Zasyadko a single drink.
Some time later, when the question of a new minister of coal industry arose, Stalin was given a list for approval. At the end of the list was the name Zasiadko. Stalin asked, “Why is Zasyadko at the end?” He replied, “The expert is good, but he drinks a lot, he does not know the measure.” After this, Stalin, with the words: "Zasiadko measure knows" approved him as the minister of coal industry.

I was told that the name "cannabis" comes from the word "cannabis". Is it true?

The U.S. military is not afraid of a war with China. After all, the American armoured projectile can break through the armor of any Chinese tank.
The Chinese are also not afraid of war with the United States, because their tank is twice as cheap as the American projectile.

Do you know what Ubuntu is?
YYY: Yes of course.
I just recently found out why I needed it.
YYY: So why then?
To watch porn calmly and there were no viruses.

I ask my husband:
Do you want a massage?
Do you have sweets?
I live with Carlson.

Now on French TV showed a new film about Napoleon, in which the main plot was the attack of bloodthirsty regiments of the Russians on the great Democrat, commander and Frenchman!

The train. Two students are returning from a vacation. To save time, play the "word". One tries to get the other words ending in A. A friend has already taken over hundreds of words in A, the vocabulary is almost exhausted... Calls for help: "How is it written: "A-pellation" or "O-pellation"? The first with contempt:"What are you? Tagged with:"

The half of the car fell from the shelves of rust.

Go back to the flower store. A variety of men’s faces. Here the alkas rejoices that there is a reason to drink, here the married man is looking boring at the flowers, as another reason to spend their money in vain, young guys buy roses in the hope of what they will be given today.

From one chat:

(17:25:44) Student: Do you eat when you eat?
(17:26:47) oxic_1982: Student> let me give you a meal I just did it yesterday)))
(17:27:00) Student: oxic_1982> did it in Kazakhstan?
(17:27:15) oxic_1982: Student> nt in Moscow I am a Moscow girl

Evil Mirror

Favorite: Something you have a bad face color
I: Dear at bujal two weeks - liver 3.14dc
Favorite: So the face mask will not help?

From a telephone conversation
I am in a good mood today.