The Oak E1:
Nikanorić (2041): I have one acquaintance... emerged from the doorstep and fresh, spirited rides with me on the front seat. In the back are casual companions from the same village. and decent people. Suddenly, this acquaintance turns to me and declares: "Now not only I myself, but my chest is cleansed from all sins!" and shows her favorite ring with a cat's head. But I can see that the ring, and the back passengers were silent and tense.

Fossi: Here’s what you’ll do if your boyfriend just put a fuck on you?
Natasha: I’ll tick him eggs.

Dada, "1984" as an instruction, is used in Russia (((
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Have you ever read this book, salmon?
The U.S. Project ' Prism' to monitor everyone (plus a dozen more, read what Snowden is trying to scream to people like you), secret prisons with torture.
What did you do before the RF?

"Thanks to me! It closes everything! Intentionally! Instantly! The half-life is 5 billion years!!111rasras" - written on a tube of glue.
Ege, I thought, I need to be more careful, and immediately poured a half-bite on me.

There are some quotes that you want to immediately put a hundred minus, you need to do such a paid service. A hundred minus - 10 rubles, a thousand minus - 100 rubles.

Hot Finnish guys refused to write!
The Niacin?

This
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Dialogue with my daughter (5 years) We talk about water pipes.
I: Do you know what a soldier is?
That’s what cars do.
I: not right
Tell me that, stupid grandmother.
I am in the rainfall, my wife is in the rainfall, my daughter has never received the answer to the question))
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Oh man, and who is stupid after that?

XXX: What letter do you emphasize in your name?

YYY: The first

XXX: What about M?

YYYY: Yes

There is nothing to love here. Territorially, this is a large piece of taiga, swamp and eternal frostbite, the state is generally full of shit, not a country.
Why do you only look at the bad side? There are good ones, and they need to be loved.
xxx: Publish an approximate list of "good", please.
yyy: Taiga, swamp and eternal frost, for example. I like swamps and cold places.
XXX is clear.

"War and Peace" Do you read every year, Indigo?
I remember very much not wanted to, but was forced to read "Crime and Punishment"(10 class like).
The dark shit of the fucking shizzy. After a month, I went without myself. Remove such works from the school program.
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Particularly funny Pin looked in the nineties, when reports of killers, shootings and found bodies were the norm of life.

In general, the classic is the pop of past years. There is a fun pop, such as Pushkin, there is a shisanut, such as Dostoevsky. There is life, there is long exhausted. But the real evil is the opinions of critics. When you need to stupidly learn the opinion of some muddy pydoras about what he has caught up there in the work...

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When my husband is sick, I bring him tea and milk. When I am sick, he does the same thing for me. No complaints if the house is not cleaned or prepared. Even if I am in the hospital. What are we doing wrong?
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You probably truly love each other. What is strictly forbidden in this cynical world. :P

The Male Logic
Surprisingly, his ex-wife is given flowers and gifts.

How is it? He did not give and the other should not give.

(I am going to the gynecologist, a dialogue with a friend)
XXX: Get ready for the cavernous questions about sex life!
yyy: I already see two variants of events to my answer "No, I don’t"... The first "Gggg, yeah you do" and the second "Yes with so pink and unbelievable"

Men really perceive everything more sharply - it's not from debilitating and not from inefficiency. The female body, the wicked mother-nature, did not die from a painful shock at birth (and did not digest during pregnancy), and the male body under the perception and speed of reaction, which enable it to protect itself from danger. Accordingly, the nervous system either buys endurance by forced retardation, or activity and activity - at the cost of a more acute reaction to stimuli even to harm itself.

ha ha! The writer’s profession is unique now! A girl who has an incredibly beautiful and selective handwriting, signing a greeting card by hand, in our agency receives up to 15 pieces! True, he writes with a pen and a shower...You also have to be able!

Sorry, but we’ve gotten out for 10 minutes. :)
Oh yeah right? Well, let’s continue...

xxx: bank of soup, bag of soup, bread
xxx: all
yyy: bushank - a great word
Yyy: It’s like poisoning, only poisoning

From Leo’s website:

xxxx: Why do you need an unleashed solenoid?
Yyy: Islam and Judaism prohibit lead. of impure metal.
zzz: And the most orthodox currents still prohibit swallowing traffic jams.

I will explain:

He repeatedly encountered the phrases of cute ladies such as: "A man is hope and support, a stone wall, but only until the flu does not catch up." Girls, are you really able to act rationally in such a state?
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No, at a temperature below forty no one can, but the trick is that the men begin to depict themselves deadly sick already at a temperature of 37.5. They lie down, decide, ask with a quiet voice for a notary, and run for a notary to write a will. And if the girl is sick, and also on the hospital house is sitting, then by the arrival of the husband home should be cleaned, dinner is prepared and the children are fully served. It doesn’t matter if she is bad. And in general, such nuts as a sick man still look for.

I am not such. You are fucking. c of life.