In general, I want to make a beautiful, memorable and original offer to the girl.

Arrange a joke with friends. Like she goes on the street, here near her brakes a bump, a bag on the head, somewhere carried. Then the feet in the staircase, in the cement staircase and from the bridge. It descends to the bottom of the river, and there you are in a waterland standing on your knees, with a ring in your hand and flowers.

I bought a chocolate!
WOW: Is this an event? Just for joy?
XHH: Just shakes in the store saw the new chocolate alpine gold. White with coconut and almond. I hate coconut and almonds too. I don’t really like white chocolate. So I decided to buy...
WOW... normal...

The pilot:
What do I need to press to show that I don’t like it?
by Maria:
by Kurok

XXX is an athletic story. Worked with judgment. Translated from UDF.
YYY: You wrote the word “story” wrong.

111: Fucking I was washing up.

I wore my mom’s clothes))

Fuh, the main thing is that no one burns.

222: Ahahahahaaa

222: Now I know what to give you on February 23

Eyes: the mirror of the soul
yyy: aquariums) aquariums of the soul
Who has the healthiest eyes on earth? With the whale?
YYYYYYYYYY
This is who has a healthy soul!
Yes, at the whale. The eye of the Lord of the Rings. The Most Spiritual
xxx: from the last heat for kilometers winds)

Vassia: Talking to you is like demining ammunition from wartime - the figure knows at what moment it is ripping and for what reason.

I am old!!? to

XXX: Is she taking the bribe?
YYY: No, you have asked it.
XXX: I remember it. In fact, everybody has their price. For example, you can take her daughter hostage and demand 4 points for the preservation of this person.
XXX: She has two.

From the Books Forum:
YYY: what are the conditions if a loan for 100 years to be issued
xxx: mostly fictitious

The hub discusses the excessive immersion of people in computers, the Internet and social networks:

gryphon, February 20, 2013 at 19:10#
In fact, with the advent of iceboxes and the tendency to do boring dull computer games, young people began to return to the entrances and drink beer like in the old good times, which can not but rejoice!

What is this shit with chat? I cannot access the chat until I have cleared the cookies.
YYY: We have become decent and do not let dirty cookies!

I read about unregulated working hours. Instead of "the employer" read "the employer". The difference, where are you?

iavara: listen, I went here with a friend in the movie on a strong nuts 5
Is there still Bruce?
Iavara: Only he is there and still. But common sense and the story were not invited to film.

The e-mail site I have indexed in frequently visited pages on the homepage of Google Chrome under the title "It is not possible to display the page"

From Habr (there is a discussion of the theory of relativity and quantum mechanics):

Have you ever encountered the application of these theories, for example, in esoterics? and :)

For example, here is a drug addiction variant:
Why do all religions forbid guessing?
It’s very simple – until the event happens, its outcome is in a superposition. And after the guessmaker has observed, her victim will have no choice - the event is determined, and the outcome is predetermined. This deprives a man of the chance to correct his fate.

[13:19:46] Mrs. Freeman: Why there are no tales in life=(
Alexander: Because when you were born you chose hard

I throw snow from the roof, I prepare for spring type. I cut the snow cubes with a blade and throw it down. My daughter (D) is playing with my phone on the roof. At this point, a colleague (K) from work calls. My daughter takes the phone.
D is ALO!
K is Hi. Where is Dad?
D: Dad clusters is cutting. O O O O
And then I look at the snow and see that I cut 20 cubic pieces. I laughed for 5 minutes. daughter 5 years.

In theft, it is now more important not the pitch, but the retaliation.
Bakutkin

According to the driver of Kirovstat, Gennady Andreevich, now dead. From the first person.
I go to the town of Barguzin. And from the garlic I crawl on the neutral - I crawl well - about 80 on the speedometer. And here, at the end of the slope, a haishnik runs out, and a stick to me - brakes. When I go, I stop, I leave. I stand in front of my car.
Did you see the sign 40?
I: I have seen.
How much did he drive?
I: About the 80s.
Hachiko: It is the same. Let us pass.
And pointing to the police "Nine" standing across the road. And so popper to the car. I sharply grabbed him for the sleeve and pulled him back. In front of his nose, the camel passes. It was as if he had stumbled for a moment. Then he turns to me, shaking his hands smoking a cigarette. Docking up to half, he says: Let’s go, I’ll check you out.
I saved him and he saved me.

If a woman is a box with a secret, then a man is a box with fairy tales.