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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108310
 18.01.2015
We have a very talkative cat: Mur-mur-miu, Ur-ru-ru, Mir-mir and so on.
Sorry we don’t understand what she’s saying.
yyy: It’s like saying: we’re thinking "the sweet kiss", and maybe she’s mocking us?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108309
 18.01.2015
In Peter, police arrested a man because he had something before I was smart. It is now being checked whether it is P&D or not.

[ + 19 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108308
 18.01.2015
In Russia, it is not the destruction of dissent or church obscurity that is terrible. It is terrible that a lot of Russians perceive this as bringing order.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108307
 18.01.2015

Good day to all!

The car - Nissan GT-R'2013, purchased new in Jenner in the summer of the 13th year.
The owner, who was drunk, lost both transponder keys in the autumn.
Dealer grit - drag the car to us, we unlock and order a new key.
But the problem is that the car lives in the province, parked locked in a underground parking lot with low ceilings.
In short, to evacuate is either impossible, or extremely difficult without damaging the car, although I’ve heard of ultra-low evacuators.

— — —

I need to find those guys who drove my 200, with all the signals and blocked by two cars. They will be able to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108306
 18.01.2015
World Day of Religion. Drunk pops swim in the fountains, beat the head of the cadilla and cling to the passers with the words, "There is faith?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108305
 18.01.2015
No badge - provide a certificate!

Learn not only to compile the booklets, but also to understand what is read. In your opinion, if there is no badge on the bead, you will not recognize it as a dog, despite the fact that it smells like a dog, laughs like a dog and looks like a dog?
– – – – –
Unfortunately, it could still be the dog’s owner.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108304
 18.01.2015
The Explanation:

But the most unlikely and fictional thing in the entire Harry Potter series is that hundreds of teenagers at the height of the transitional age live under one roof for about 9 months a year and can think of anything but the opposite sex!
This is one of the most important things in the world.

Do you serve in the army? Everyone knows that. They have magical food. with bromine.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №108303
 18.01.2015
The fifth year. A woman thinks it’s a cat pulling dirty socks under the couch.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108302
 18.01.2015
>monetary unit, reflecting the full... ©

I understood, I understood! Finally! It is stupid where the breath translates when speaking! And in mind, too...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108301
 17.01.2015
I sometimes have tears from emotions during sex. How can I explain to my husband that it’s not sad?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108300
 17.01.2015
The employee once again stumbled in negotiations with suppliers...
Damn, how can you be so naive!? to
I: Today you stay after work...we will deprive you of naivety!

The girl didn’t even beat later.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108299
 17.01.2015
<@Wlad> has no one seen the comet of Lavendel?
<@vas> Wlad: has lost?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №108298
 17.01.2015
Jordan Bruno is to blame.
I did not have to provoke.
Respect people’s religion, nothing is holy.
They did the right thing to burn him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108297
 17.01.2015
With your shit, the last rabbits of the mind can be lost.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108296
 17.01.2015
Speaking of the names of Germany in different languages, we must not forget the Serbian language, for in Serbian Germany is Germany))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108295
 17.01.2015
Those sending all naked, go naked.
P.S I went with you.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108294
 17.01.2015
by Rakchik

Do you know what hypocrisy is?
This is when you buy 10 pairs of identical socks.
Or twenty one. Or a hundred.
With a simple purpose. Looking for a couple later.
As you dress and wash, you drop them into a box, and take them without obscuring with colour, style, and identity.
very comfortable.

Thus, imagination is when you take two completely identical socks from a box.
Dress up like that.
And you feel like your socks are from different pairs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108293
 17.01.2015
Friday, smoothly transitioning into Saturday - 4:38 on the clock..., yesterday also almost didn't sleep; a month as he became the director of 2 IT organizations (you can say what the CIO), in the head a bowl of work tasks is placed on the shelves from reading thematic resources, and here a stone on the hub:

"P is Maybe someone will write the article “How to Stop Being a System Administrator and Start Living?”

I woke up crying...all I sleep, still work all weekends

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108292
 17.01.2015
Sister set a character in skyrim for half an hour
And then the first girl in Skyrim was exactly the same.
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XXX: The Color of Hair

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108291
 17.01.2015
XXX: angry when the sunlight is reflected directly into the eyes from the windows of the neighboring house
XXX: Beethoven
YYY: The sun shines 149,600,000 km better than you in Batfield
XXX: Yes to PSC

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