Once upon a time, we were kicking a wet cloth and shouting “Sifa!” I’m sure, now there’s a special program for the iPhone.

Walking with a girl:
“I want a Porsche Caen, and soon on March 8th, make conclusions.
I wasn’t upset, I bought a model.

In psychology, we take a test.
When you read books, do you always imagine the images of the main characters, their faces, how they look?
The voice from the back.
Especially when I read a textbook.

From boredom entered in film search the query: "Big tits", issued: "Most likely, you are looking for "Jennifer's Body". It has gone away, fucking.

xxx: I think, or is my Lada-Kalina standing in a garage at a speed of 20 km/h? O_O

Zendzirou: To hang three people at once, it is enough to ask "and you four, how do you treat schizophrenians?"

xxx: I will not be able to convince you, so I will immediately go to the insults.

xxx: 9 people customers in the forest, who live in cottages of 500-700 t.d., and say that 1000 rubles for the internet is expensive.

We answered:

What I do wrong:
Student, almost excellent (sometimes the choir jump, but in general I go red), I get an Oxford scholarship, I ride around Russia at conferences and Olympics, I gave up the right from the first time, I work episodically, I do dance, I read books (from Strugack to Dostoevsky), I communicate calmly with the technique, linuxide, I look normal (years are green, teeth are golden:)), I live with a cat (feeded, scratched, pleased), I cook, I love order, I am engaged in the active promotion of science in my native universe, co-organizer of many competitions, social, creative.
You know, you are alone.

You do not specify the city and contact information.

HHH: Today the PCC actually happened.
I go home, I look at a cat running across the road, an ordinary black-and-white cat.
I literally turn my head for a second to look at the mailboxes, look again at the road - in the same direction, the same trajectory runs exactly the same cat.
The first thought - "The Matrix has changed!"

Comments to the news "Mercedes has developed a transparent car-invisible"

Unless the driver of the truck sees him. Who will be worse?
Mr. Anderson: That is exactly. This is an invisible shell!

Creator: It is curious, however, who will be found to be guilty of an accident if one car from all the way crashes into the side of another invisible...
Don Senglar: If both cars are invisible, then no one will notice the accident....)))

<xxx> these PSDC systems are ancient... they need to beined very carefully - almost not there changed - and was sown...
<yyy> you will learn accuracy and attention
<xxx> Precision and attentiveness save little. This requires necromancy, spiritism and the ability to read the thoughts of passages of code.

XemuL: Mass Effect 3 is coming on Wednesday.
MaMoH: Sorry Thermech, I loved you!

It is so:
Oh, brothers, how many of you have already understood. Help me too.

What I do wrong:
Student, almost excellent (sometimes the choir jump, but in general I go red), I get an Oxford scholarship, I ride around Russia at conferences and Olympics, I gave up the right from the first time, I work episodically, I do dance, I read books (from Strugack to Dostoevsky), I communicate calmly with the technique, linuxide, I look normal (years are green, teeth are golden:)), I live with a cat (feeded, scratched, pleased), I cook, I love order, I am engaged in the active promotion of science in my native universe, co-organizer of many competitions, social, creative.
You know, you are alone.

You are just shit. reconcile with this.

One day one of my acquaintances very freely translated the title of the song "Call of Ktulhu".
...as "Call to Toulouse"

C: An explosive device can be made from almost anything.
J: For example from my wife.
To do this, it is enough to say "Dear, I lost all my salary".

Hair that cannot be shaved is removed.
by konde13

Today I worked as an election observer and watched a fun picture.
Around 9 a.m. a man comes to vote, with a passport, everything is fine. I voted, I voted and I forgot. But! Two hours later his wife arrives. She receives a ballot, signs up, and asks if it is possible to vote for her husband. We explain that he can’t, even though he has already voted. The woman instantly rounded her eyes, the voice goes into a dangerous whisper: - How did you vote? He has been on a three-day trip to Siberia.
I don't know how the man will be defamed, but such civil responsibility admired the whole commission))))

Menestrel12

Everything seemed to be fine: I went to work, bought a car and an apartment, the money for a mistress appeared, and you - a bat... and 80 years old!

Trina says: How do you manage three friends at once?
SK says: by turn.
Trina says: Don’t you confuse the names?
SK says: I’m fucking quiet.