Lesson
The attention! The "fair elections" service is not available in your region.

Last night I found the phone.I think I need to call the owner, the chocolate will fall. The owner calls him in the morning. I am such:
I found your phone, you need to get it from me. I can go there and there, in so many things.
Life is full of idiots, but I did not expect such a response. My aunt says:
I cannot today! I am lazy to go somewhere. Bring him home to me!
The dream of chocolate disappeared.

Iamdexy: There was an accident, nothing was documented. A month later, a letter came to appear in the group of examination in the GAI at the place of dtp. He was nowhere. The car is in search. If I get stopped in office, what will happen?
Forex: For professional filmologists, this is called a clutch.

Guaranteed stability at the price of development.

I really like the FIZFAK MGU. Presentation of Optics:
What do we do with the constant?
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Sorry what did you say? I did not hear
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Yes is right! Differentiate and kill.

Oh well! Reply to! You are 3.5 people who voted for Mironov!

XX: Do you close the console?
As usual, the cross.
XXX: the cross is not Orthodox
xxx: have to "exit" write
YYY: Is it not Orthodox to blaspheme with the Cross? '0_o`

If the phrase “I’m not going to ask you!” doesn’t offend you, but pleases you, you’re sitting at school.

I installed Windows 7 for the first time today. For some reason it seemed that at the last minute will ask "Set up yandex.bar?" ))

by He11:
In the army there were:
The fire broke out on the fourth floor of the regiment. On the floor 4 cabinets, in each computer, and a toilet-smoker. As a staff officer, I had to solve the problem. He called the electricians, as always drunk. They said, “The cable has burned, buy the cable, put it.” He got the money, bought it, called it again, and they said, “The cable needs to be in the cable channel.” I found money, bought a cable channel, called, they said, “And now put all that stuff on the wall, we’ll connect.” "He gave birth to the drill, fixed everything in mind, called the electricians. They came, drove for 10 minutes, said "everything is ready", handed over.
He entered the headquarters in a week. I go up to the 4th floor, turn off the lights in the toilet, all the electricity on the floor is cut off, four angry majors run out of the cabinets, shouting: "What hatred has turned off the lights in the toilet? I have not kept my order, I have changed it 5 times!!! All of you have to do".
As I recall, I regret not having done it all myself.

Do you know why pornography is so cultural and respectful? Because there are normal intelligent guys sitting there, educated and modest in life. Thus e. those whom 90% of girls consider to be foolish and therefore do not give, which is the reason for sitting in the porn lab :) think

I’m going to watch movies randomly.
Is it how?
It is sleep.

And all would be nothing, and here would be to feel the unfortunate miserable:

The former... and what? with a puppy... with a normal view of life... not a puppy... the puppy stands as it should be... why all who get, fuck, look at the house-2?!? to

But only the words "che", "bablo", "smoth", "huy" and "wear", coupled with a clear emphasis on material wealth with the head give the lover "body" and "kiss".

In Skype advertising "Open for yourself Skype for iPad"
I would like to open my iPad.

Yesterday, a neighbor called the computer "pocket". Her four-year-old son joked to me:
The Uncle Bora. When you were a kid, were you a saucer?
Yes, I and I sometimes sauce the tit.
The neighbor reacted calmly, but warned that her son would tell everyone about it.
Until I know what to do

The xxx:
What about the first elections?

Does it look like an orgasm?

YYYY :
It was as if his virginity had been lost. Feel happiness and shame at the same time.

The xxx :
You are now a full citizen.

After the sex:
He: Oh, my head has gone by.
I am treated like a cat. Just kiss me and fuck me.

Ievgen: Talk to me.
Anastasia: about what?
Ievgen: about something nice and good
Anastasia: about the breasts?
Ievgen: Oh, don’t tear your soul.
Ievgen: I understand that they are good, but only when they are available...
Anastasia: and I am available))
by Anastasia :P

X: with you
Q: And there were options?
When you congratulate you on the New Year, there is no choice.

by @great_igva:

There are such sectarians, Rodonists. They, by the idea, build a world brotherhood, preach love and all forgiveness. When I came to them at the forum, I saw whole trends of mutual hatred, in which each defended his right to know the truth. He received a ban after a week, for being calm in any discussion, balanced, not offended by direct insults to his address. According to them, in the execution of the ideological enemy this looked suspicious and resembled provocation.