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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43772
 28.02.2011
Q: Do you have a sweet-flower period?
Not with us, but with him!
Ohhhhhh...?? to
I am just fucking with him! It’s not my fault that he’s wearing flowers and candy for me!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43771
 28.02.2011
The titanic shows on TV. The scene where Dicaprio and his girlfriend plant a wreath from a sinking ship under water.
XXX: And he’s like "Hold your breath as long as possible".
XXX: I think, let me check if I have enough breathing)
XXX: I stopped and the advertisement started.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43770
 28.02.2011
Fuck, we don’t have any tires.
She is a ass
She :...
She:...I didn’t mean that...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43769
 28.02.2011
Currently on the radio: Traffic in the area of Kutuzovsky, Dorogomilovskaya can not leave since 905.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43768
 27.02.2011
The blonde and her boyfriend.
I want to paint my hair black.
Q: Are you going to study?
B: The dog))))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №43767
 27.02.2011
And I also had a ring burst, next to the test.

I need to eat less.)

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №43766
 27.02.2011
You're just so wild and you don't know anything
Yyy: You know, I want to answer you with a call, but I don’t see in you an interlocutor. Be kind, think now in your address of any insult to your usual level. thank you. It is for you from me.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №43765
 27.02.2011
I sit in the kitchen, in front of me notebooks, I do it there, I drink tea, I ride dryers, I periodically peel my nails with a nail bar, and I also sit in the nursing ears. My brother is sitting next to me, eating a package and reading on the phone.
I got up, removed my ears, went to my room with a cable for a notepad, took it, came back, went in and saw the picture.
Yurat sits on a chair, perds him, prints there, drinks tea from my cup, squeezes his nails on his right hand (guitarist), and his ears are also squeezed.
Well, I wasn’t confused, grabbed the wire to the notepad, took a spoonful and sat down to eat the bombpack, cleaning the boron.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43764
 27.02.2011
From the ambulance:
Don’t help me when I eat myself.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43763
 27.02.2011
A smart plan. Putin is the symbol of Sochi 2014. All rights are transferred to the International Olympic Committee. There is no Putin in Russia.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №43762
 27.02.2011
XXX: Well, the vacation option in Egypt goes off immediately...
YYY: Why is this?
XXX: Do you know nothing?! to
No, there are sharks again.
The revolution was there recently! Power has changed
The Pharaohs are back.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №43761
 27.02.2011
XHH: She liked you.
I like them all.
XHH: accurate
ууу: I like a cat, like many to play want almost everything, but no one wants to take >_<

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43760
 27.02.2011
I have been teaching my cat to go to the bathroom for 16 years. He has already learned himself, taught the whole family, and he is stupid, cattle.

[ + 126 - ] Comment quote №43759
 27.02.2011
In German there is a mysterious particle of denial "niht". She speaks for some reason at the end of the sentence and denies everything said... There is somehow a conversation between two partners (Russian-German) through an interpreter. The German speaks a long sentence, the translator immediately in real time translates: "We agree to your terms, we will cooperate constantly, discounts, benefits, blabla...". And here the German ends the sentence with the aforementioned particle "niht". The translator is not confused: "...You think...but..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43758
 27.02.2011
They remembered:
The woman wants to be very...
YYYY: Ah, and me :-/
I know the way out! Be like a cat named Gave!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Let’s Go Together!
Then they ate one from different sides.

[ + 79 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43757
 27.02.2011
You all shame the Americans for their "dumbness". And you yourself become a stupid beast, drinking, smoking, immoral, satisfied with what is happening in the country.
That nobody will read.

c) L

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №43756
 27.02.2011
Vtiratel' : on litre matices more auxiliary acb than at 0.8
l1 Jl b 5l: on liters - AA, and on 0.8 - AAA?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №43755
 27.02.2011
Planetarian: I wrote to everyone to get out of the Accounting, I will update the program
Planetarian: two do not come out, I call them - silence fucking
The Fucking Girl: What?
Planetarian: and I need to update the program so that everyone gets out of the program
The Girl: Give Them Puzzles
Planetarian: they fucking in the corridor stands sick - out of the accountancy came fucking
Planetary: From the Office
Planetary: This is shit.
The Girl Fuck: Burn them All

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43754
 27.02.2011
The xxx:
Why is a companion lacking if he is constantly eating bread?
in the sense. What Vitamins? →

YYYY :
The food...?

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43753
 27.02.2011
Please miss... I don't sleep at night... maybe someone here knows HOW the medicine gets into the ampoule?She is Lita...

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