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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77625
 19.02.2013
D: You can see them all.
L is?
L: 01 02 03 04
D: ask 03 to turn
L: 30
D: Oh, turn back

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77624
 19.02.2013
Your relationship with him resembles a child and candy. like a candy has already broken down, and it is a pity to throw away the fancy, suddenly it will be useful.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77623
 19.02.2013
In the shop of canteens (D)evuka and (P)seller:
D: Please give me a slice.
Q: What color are you?
D: Anyone
Q: Choose the
D: Well why did you do it...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77622
 19.02.2013
I try to lose. I try to get my salary faster. So, fuck... Friends wear sweets, mom wears sweets, in the store they borrow, a friend after 2 years returned 5 pieces with interest, gave a premium...fuck....I will be fat :(

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77621
 19.02.2013
In the late 1990s, there was a game on one of the radio stations in the morning. Now about the same rules are played on many others, but that case somehow especially hit the memory.

The leader asks a question and gives three answers.
This time I was playing a girl whose response made me wake up quickly:
"The name of the ancient Greek philosopher"

1) Diogenes
2) The Autogen
3) Hematogenic

She chose Autogen.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77620
 19.02.2013
dp: in the hyndai solaris brochure: "Clarity 160 mm for comfortable driving on the roads. This is especially important in those regions of Russia where roads with unequal coverage are encountered.
DP: I think in Russia just need to make such a place
dp: 1 quarter with normal asphalt
dp: fence it with a clutch wire and make a museum
dp: so that people come
dp: hands to touch
DP: Legends about him

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №77619
 19.02.2013
Instructions for Aroma:
The Note:
1 must not be verbal;
Pregnant women are hanged.
3, suffering from severe arterial hypertension, paralysis, kidney disease hanged;
4, essential oils can not replace drugs;
SOS must be diluted before use;
6, avoid direct contact with children to avoid food, etc.and ;
7, essential oils should be stored in a dark cool place;

Shut up

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77618
 19.02.2013
Is it normal for me to give myself a certificate if I am a gender in one person?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77617
 19.02.2013
mic: I can’t explain it scientifically, but there are people on whom the camera insistently doesn’t want to focus. Has anyone noticed this?
Ken: the assin col in their heart, what's unclear?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77616
 19.02.2013
Photo of two women on Instagram. The comments:
She is on the left of Olya.
On111: The Right of Sasha))
I have a photo of you :)
One of my 111 positions))
on333: Light - KubanEnergo
She is fucking, fucking))


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77615
 19.02.2013
I received a call yesterday:
Are you setting up the servers?
What adjustment do you need?
- I have in the opera says "The server is not found", this server needs to be configured!

[ + 49 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77614
 19.02.2013
You can be offended and sprinkled with saliva, but I am in favor of as much as possible violating the rights of smokers. In large cities, the air is not very clean. It is impossible to normally stand at the stops - there is always a unique who believes that cigarettes speed up the approach of transport. In the transitions, in front of the doors to the store and any other public institution, in all the narrow places must be cigarette smoke. If you do not respect non-smokers, do not feel offended that your rights are violated.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77613
 19.02.2013
Employment is out:
Technical support, I listen to you
Q: And those ones?
T: I did not understand
Q: Well, those support, and what about these?
T is a! These also
Q: And what about them?
T: Well those in full, and these, yes, on the floor... khe... stakes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77612
 19.02.2013
Commentary on the film:

At the end of the film, there are 15 seconds of titles.
Yyy: It’s all over... it doesn’t make sense.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77611
 19.02.2013
Prayer is a way to make it clear to the Almighty that his plans for the world leave much to be desired, and that here and here, unfortunately, there are serious omissions and shortcomings.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77610
 19.02.2013
Nasty: A twenty-two-year-old Russian language teacher, until a certain point in her life, thought that two strips were telling.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77609
 19.02.2013
Today, in order to circumvent the law, you have to be friends with its servants.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77608
 19.02.2013
In 1938, on the stage of Marijininsky theater, gave "Peak Lady". Arian German was sung by the famous lyrical tenor Pechkovsky. The peculiarity of his performance was that he, perfectly feeling the mood of the hall, slightly delayed the pause in the replica: "What is our life? The pause is “play!”

But one day, I remind you, it happened in the cruel 1938 year, Germany’s arias began with the words, “What is our life?” And Pechkovsky wiped everything and kept a pause. The hall was closed, enchanted by music, the play of actors and singers. The tension in the room increased. And suddenly from the gallery, a well-established baritone and you of the same tone, it sounded, "Damn!"
The hall burst with applause! The spectators failed!
Several people have fled the government. When the spectacle ended and the audience fled the hall, began to leave the theater, it was discovered that the whole theater was surrounded by NKVD fighters.
Only women and children were missed. The men were driven aside and some people in black coats were forced to pronounce their words "Fuck!“”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77607
 19.02.2013
In Russia, asphalt is used on the sidelines.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №77606
 19.02.2013
The apache!
Be Healthy!
Oh fuck, thank you very much! You have healed me straight, look, and the head has passed, the curse of the hooves.

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