So I understood that the main problem worries the Russians – will DiCaprio get an Oscar?

And I remembered the very first "walk" of my eldest son (he was almost 6 years old!) In the store for mayonnaise.
At the same time of year and the same weather as now.

It comes - in the hands of a plastic bowl, half empty and cracked.And himself - all in mayonnaise: a face, a jacket, a hat.
How did it happen...?
I so wanted to try! I went and licked (!!! %) and was stunned.

Professor Snape, we will miss you =(

Q: He has a white car... he writes that he bought a black bumper and will repaint it.
Q: Where is the logic button?? to
D: 4k delivery, 6k repaint... Why?!! to
Q: What are you like as a little girl?
m: black - paint to white, square - roll, straight - swipe
M: It is going to be straight!
D: ah right )))))))

It is hard to love your neighbor when he is not far away.

I go on the road at night. There was a kind of shit behind me and it shone “far away.” I slow down, pass forward and “go away” to him. He also slows down, leaves me forward... and then he turned on the “distance”.

- I come from a walk in the evening, I always turn on the notepad, watch the weather there, news...
Sorry what? Do you look at the weather from the street?
Well, yes, to know at what temperature we were walking.

What is Internet Dependence in Your Parents?

Why don’t you let go of your cheeks?

He: Yes, I’m somewhat stressful with them.

She: Do you think it’s in the moustache?

He said, “You’re going to talk to your guy like that.

She: I have no boyfriend.

He said, “Do you think it’s a bite?

At the elementary geometry exam, the professor asks the student:

Can you define a point?

and simply. A point is a straight line if you look directly at it.

I sit down, tearing off the old calendars scraps, so that, meanwhile, the paper in the maculature.
The case takes place in a room where one bullet was broken.

The lamp does not burn.
and row calendar

The article "Monitoring the expiration date of an SSL certificate" appears on the Hubble.
7 hours passes and... the Habr certificate goes away.

Two main themes of the beginning of the year: the bag of the Gazprom cleaner and whether he will finally get Oscar DiCaprio
Yyy: This would be a heck if he came to the Oscars with such a bag.
XXX: Would get an Oscar and take it in. The double bonus.

From the long experience of working in the cellular communication salon...A Chinese (or Korean) comes, stretches a note with a phone number and a bill of a thousand rubles.
K: Thy
I am a thousand?
K: No, I am silent
I am fifty?
Q: No! and 10!! to
I am sixty?? to
Q: No, they are disappointing!
I am ten?? to
K : Yes!
of 10 rubles. With a thousand note.Many options))So many years have passed, I often remember this narrow-eyed desperate TISA, rju.

I studied in the evening department. It did not delay from the army, so male students there were mainly of two categories: either already served (older than 2-3 years, but in the first year really seemed adult uncles), or obviously unfit for health (there were still solving problems in other ways, but few, isolated cases).

Winter session of the first course, smoking training corps. Ivan (this strong guy from the suburbs, served, is going to marry and the first son to name in honor of his bathi - in general, the larvae of a stereotypical "true man," the proletarian bone) and Volodya (the same stereotypical intelligent little boy in glasses, not yet flew out of under my mother's wing) together bowed over the notebook and discuss something. Loud, emotional, shaking his hands. I became interested.

It turned out, they argue how to properly draw naked women and whether to depict the hair on the scroll.

from the VKontakte.
The fire started in Sims.
The robot cleaner burned.
Every full moon there is a robot ghost.
washing the floor.

I will add:
Fuck, it would be better for you to spend the money you waste on repairs, on trips - much more pleasant and useful. The idiots.

...and returning from the trip, with new forces for repairs, t. It was about a new building, and the problems did not go anywhere.

The dialogue between the sisadmin requiring 2 screws and 1 key, and the head of the CTO.

Welcome to Bollywood! We suffer great and shameful need! They came to us, boyarin, a hard disk with more volume, and wider - in the amount of a few (we want girls overseas shy to watch, and we have small volumes, we tolerate the need and so on). And we have heard from Constantine that there is an overseas miracle – a gaming keyboard called. Constantine was a ugly and stinking dog, because he did not allow the miracle to be used, but pulled it into his cellar. Do not offend us, we have another such item! The head was roasted.)

- The letters of this grey are numerous, while it is hard work to understand. Constantine received this gadget in exchange for a thick boiler. He beat his head at the cut of the light, so that this gadget could be obtained, and the great man of our bearded man had mercy on him and gave his highest will for the miracle. We will think of the hard disk, because the overseas girls to be entered in the chronicles - goodness is great! So writer, write more, for it will be counted!

P.S signed...

You had a romantic evening there, right? Both phones flew to the planet Neber.
WOW: We had an evening of memory for Agnia Bartó.
XHHH: Dropped Paška on the floor, pulled Paška's leg off? O_O
We decided in vain.
Carrying a cat in the car.
The cat is not used to riding.
The entire "car" has collapsed.
WOW: And not only dropped...
Wow: I was washing, Loyla laundered the coat of cloth.

My eldest daughter is in the school camp. Excursions, conversations with "interesting people", cleaning the territory with cabinets and other mess. Boredom is illuminating. But my differentiated, taught on my head.

After cleaning the garden, everyone was taken to the dining room. They feed, in principle, normal, but then served a pearl. Of course, everyone was just “enthusiastic.” The student, seeing that the process is not going, tried to stifle them, and there was about this conversation:

Don’t like the cabbage? What do you want, chips and cola?

– Yes!! to

And you know, we can do an experiment: we take a rat in a cage and feed it with chips for a month.

He raises his hand:

- Mariovanna, can we even feed you a month only with a pearl?

Gogot, an angry schoolgirl, calling my parents (me).

Dialogue with a friend at work:
Did you decide to wear this shirt?
Yes, I picked the pink.
Oh oh who?
- Mommy, I took the laundry... but it is not for a long time, soon Mommy will not be, more precisely I will move from her...
You will wear a shirt for a month or more.
No, that is to say yes.