As we have sex with our husband, so a cat comes to us, sits somewhere on the side and watches.
Yesterday we lay in bed, we cuddled, but we can't move on. Here, a cat enters the room, jumps on the bedside and says, "Miau!"
I: Well, all in collection, we can start!
It was crazy, of course, but the matter went somewhat harder. The cat came. and :)
I am not bringing all men to the apogee.
Hicktown: How is it? In the sense, does the author not remove all men to a point of orbit as far away as possible from the focus?
X: I have a basket careful daddy... a fucking, very caring, swarm, in the morning kittens eat, mommy whispers on something black and dead in front of the box, Siborgy sleeps pleased on the table. This sodomyte, blaspheme, catch, blaspheme, puppy, that little... Dog. The Cat. The cat bit the dog. The cats.
X) He cares about the offspring. It’s not a dog, it’s a rat.)
Dude, you don’t know how I wasted. I buried the gift, I don’t know where he put it, but if I burn it, I’ll have a big hairy 3.14. Siba is offended. It goes like that, give the grain.
I was impressed by the cats.)
"xxx: Why... why does the body not call to run or stretch?
xxx: and only "Lord, let’s go smoke, a""
The news just kills, to be honest.
I’m sure that when you started smoking, your body was against and didn’t like it. If you also started running and pulling through the body’s resistance and did it as often as you smoked, the body would be drawn to it. Habit is a habit. Even if bad, though good. The body pulls and runs and pulls, pulls.
Damn, have you seen the outrage on all the forums over the ban? I, of course, knew that the roads were full of p...s, but I did not suspect that there were so many))))))))))
Tired of reading other people’s stories?
Sell a computer and buy a bicycle!! to
A semester is assigned to the cursor (in especially neglected cases - a month). It is written for 3 days. The diploma is written for a week (in especially advanced cases two), and a year is assigned to it. Here, with the dissertation, the same proportions, only the timeframe is longer.
– – – – –
For the protection of the dissertation, publications, experiments (for technicians), reviews, patents and other labours are needed, the scheme as with the diploma does not run.
Yes, I laughed today - I took an arduino, and so it turned out that the rope is not given in the set - it is necessary to buy it. In the messy salons of communication there was not a single loose transitory, and to re-order - lazy. I went to Savelovsky, I approached the first pavilion with radio technology, there is a man, besides him - no soul inside. I say, do you have such? There is, he says. and 100 rubles.
I give him a penny, he pulls out of the printer in the place of the seller, takes the money and runs away.
Former head of Vorkuta Igor Spector proposed to dismiss the mayors of cities for poor snow cleaning
Mikhail Antonevich: If the communal workers do not cope, then let the city administration get better: there will be no use and no slower.
Sergio Is: and still work is enriching
xxxh: in my homeland this evening they make cheesecakes with cheese and with guessing elements, such as there with sugar - for a sweet life, with a coin - for money, with a laurel - for fame, etc.)) The Tradition!
With a coin - to visit the dentist
xxx: I look at my car, which was not so long ago for 600 taken, is almost half a lam
So shield, I’m in business class now.
yyy: tax pay for the luxury of the fuck!!)
I talked to my colleagues about active rest. I forgot the word fisherman.I only thought: "We were somehow fishing."
It’s nice to be surrounded by people with a sense of humor. The situation at work: on the eve of the release, it was discovered that a page of a page on the portal had arrived. No one screams, no psychotics, the boss studying the scale of the disaster sings on the same motive “curved hands have lusted you...”
Yyy: This bitch cat is asking something. Her disposal is a house, a healthy sofa, windows with flooring, and this miracle striped of 40 square meters of apartment has chosen to lie a cloth at the door, on which the legs are wiped (
Here you fucked up to the guy whose wife joined the group of erotic underwear.
Maybe she wanted to give him a cowardly male in the form of an elephant, the same where a hobbit for writing. Also erotic too.
From the debt:
Can you take your son away from me? He interferes with me.
The child wants to watch the cartoon!
Remove my son, he’ll fall on my head right now.
It is a pity, right? Sit down, Nikita, sit down, look at your aunt (oh, thank you, how nice it is to be aunt at 26 years old!) the multicore.
Especially for similar cases, it is recommended to keep something like the "Black Bible" in the tablet/phone.
I work in a women’s team and on the most common question on the first working day of the new year:
How did you rest?
I answered:
I do not know. I did not weigh.
After that, the interlocutor usually lowers his eyes, breathes and changes the subject :-)
Hockin Sergey: Oleg, what about it?
Oleg Pavlovich: All is destroyed
Hothkin Sergey: Buddhist of Heroes
Oleg Pavlovich: I am a Buddhist Siseg!! to
Oleg Pavlovich: not the heroes!
Hothkin Sergey: a good comment)
I wish death to the justifiers of any kind – he who does not value a person’s life should not live alone.
O great knower of life, who desires death to those who desire death! I think, or is there really a hole here? ))
A: Love lives for three years. The hamster lives three years. Buy a hamster at the beginning of a relationship, its death will serve as a reliable indicator.
L: Sho for nonsense about love lives 3 years? I love my friends for 17 years. My brother is 34.
A: So the hamster of your love is a long-lived mutant, cha ;-)