From the Chelyabinsk meteorite discussion:
xxx: and my friend works in Chelyabinsk as the director of the factory for the production of plastic windows (and is its co-founder). The factory had had significant financial difficulties lately, and we all advised a friend to find a new job or start a new business. We said, “O Olga, wealth will not fall from the sky.”
How I was wrong :)

There is one good poem, childish, and at the same time adult, and very touching. (This is about the falling meteorite.)

Roman Sef
Somewhere in space.
The Blue Meteorite.
You go and he flies.
You lie down and he flies.
You are asleep, but everything flies.
A meteorite in space.
You will grow up little by little.
You take ten pairs of galas.
The mountain of books.
You will become an astronomer.
And one night
You will go to acquaintances.
Suddenly the reproducer says:
"A meteorite fell into the taiga".
The whole world is excited, the world is noisy:
A meteorite has fallen into the taiga.
You will tell your friends in the morning.
Farewell to the City:
I will not come to you today,
I go out alone at noon.
From one of the expeditions".
You are eight years old today,
All the white light before you.
Somewhere in the universe.
Flying, flying, flying and flying
The Blue Meteorite.
The gift is precious.
As long as he rushes,
Hurry to study.

We had a senior in the army, who after the fighting, counting the personnel, loved to say:"The birch on the bed should correspond to the mark on the foot!"

There’s nothing better than a girl with a sense of humor, I’m on a bus today. Not that it would be a battle but the people are tightly standing, at one of the stops comes a full girl, looking around the salon as if she screamed about herself - ooo, there is nowhere to fall. And the mood raised everyone and the place gave up)))

Marina is men! Before February 23, buy yourself foam, shave, cup and socks! Put your loved one in an impasse.

Question about TP:
I work in an organization. There are subordinates. One, especially strange lady talked about buying a new mobile phone. The dialogue:
She: I want a phone for a thousand for 25, so that I know exactly that it isn’t g...o.
I: I have an explain for 2000 r. with TV, inet, 3 sims, it sounds normal...
She: So he is Chinese, which in fact g... o.
I: So your Nokia is probably also Chinese, in vain you chase the country)
She: Nokia is a Finnish company, so the quality is good.
I: Let’s find out what mead in action they made.
She disassembled the phone and there is the inscription Made in Hungary. Then came the intellectual soul.
I: Well, you see, it’s done in the jungle. Where is the jungle?
Ta climbs into Google and finds information of the type: Jungaria is a historic region in the northwest of the Chinese province of Xinjiang.
The girl was in shock until good people told me about Hungary.
Z is. Learn English and Geography

To the stereotype about blondes-uninterested and sleek men. I am a man, but I never did anything at home myself - I hired people for everything. Here I went to buy on the list, which was lacking that brigade that I was doing repairs. I bought all kinds of things, which I do not know the name and purpose, but the fail happened at the purchase of a spatula. The seller asked the innocent question – "Who are you?". I am standing and thinking, is this what I should answer? Reply as a blonde - "red"?

I will buy back a bunker, greek, salt, toilet paper.

I am from Chelyabinsk. Sorry, I slept by a meteorite... and I have nothing to say. I didn’t have any glasses or ventilation grids. I am just funny that it was! Well, and maybe foreign SMs will learn to speak "Chelyabinsk", as in their time "Eyyafjallajökull" ^_^

I asked her what she would prepare for dinner.
End of conversation:

She: Do not ask for the impossible anymore.
He: What exactly?
She: you want a woman to have little of what she decided, what she wants, and clearly formulated it.

...
The village of Altai is located in the Altai region of the Altai region.

and what about the stop "Nizhny Novgorod" at ul.Nizhny Novgorod in Nizhny Novgorod, Nizhny Novgorod region?and :)

Magichay: I fuck girls managers who use smiley in business correspondence.
Magichay:... unfortunately figuratively expressed...

XHH: It would be nothing, but a neighbor with a perforator chasing me in the army, it's my overtake...

Down the X-Men Songs! Let us sing our Russians! Kathy for example.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Here Wikipedia says: Katyusha is a popular Russian song. The author of the music is Matthew Blanter, the author of the words is Mikhail Isakovsky.
YYY: Can you just sing?

I go to the gym every day to try myself.
I don’t drink a single gram since January 12.

2: Cool
2: Meaning of Prayer

The life of a man can be considered lived not in vain, if he wanted to marry, at least one woman.

Rexona suggested that girls wear this bracelet so that they realize that they are cows...I can’t look at this advertisement in any other way.

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News on Yandex: "Freedomists headed by a deputies destroyed a monument to Lenin".
There is a lack of monolith and monolith.

@irrriwka: Ukraine is recognized as the most pirate country in the world, has become the leader in the level of slave trade, we have no democracy. I think we live in Tortuga.