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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77525
 17.02.2013
From a famous tracker:

XXX: life-affirming video, when you see that the guy in the video is much smaller than you - it so raises the mood
YYY: Let me summarize: you’re sitting and screaming porn to then teenage and mocking an actor who fucking a beautiful little girl and making her look really, you’re the winner.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77524
 17.02.2013
Yes, missed so missed, fucking we prayed for the end of the house. This was the completion of the project. All ratings would be beaten with a roll of falling on them by a meteorite!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77523
 17.02.2013
So how is it? Applying for divorce in February, because of what I saw in August...
Something is fine there... She saw him at his mother's house in the wooden cage.
Without a tail, he puts the polech on the foam and the palm of the bastard.
4 years of acquaintance, 2 scheduled, "I have already told him all kinds of things, and suddenly he will give me a slug anyway".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77522
 17.02.2013
Captain Evidence in the Russian depth:
The village of Altai is located in the Altai region of the Altai region.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77521
 17.02.2013
From the comments to the photo of the metro station Mykinino in one group Vkontakte:

XHH: And the last stations - such a shit made that it is awkward to watch! It was built before, so it was built. Where did all the old, good Metro architects go?

They are probably dead.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77520
 17.02.2013
Re: “What fucking thing in Russia all the cameras in the cars, this is the law of some?”, “Why so many videos from Russia from the cars?”, “Why all the hectic always happens in Russia?”
“The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from how many angles, and the Americans don’t have a record of how a dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?”?”
And another, from another forum – Russians even know where meteorites fall. Filmed from different points. They have surpassed us by a few decades.

So, video recorders on many machines already exist, it can be considered elements of monitoring. It is necessary to make a public high-speed wireless network (for example, wi-fi 802.11ac) - through it you can organize a full monitoring system. It remains only to put a jet protection system on each machine, and the Russian missile defense system will be full-fledged.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77519
 17.02.2013
Even if you locked me with your girlfriend in the same apartment... naked... for a month... I would even shake and go to another room...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77518
 17.02.2013
Hungry geographers know that Lake Pelmen is there!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77517
 17.02.2013
So let’s drink for the procrastination!! to
Maybe later... Maybe later...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77516
 17.02.2013
Do you have an emergency endoscopy in the hospital?
WOW: Well of course. I usually wash the stomach at all the alkashes.
See also: Fu
They are fighting with Matt.
Sometimes they stop
In the sense of heart
Oh oh you are a terrible man!!
Kunda bomjar, unwashed with blood blows you on your feet.
I need to accompany him to QT.
WOW: And if he goes away there after sedation, I will instruct him to scream faster.
WOW: and when he sneezes in the feeling he teya on h.y sends
WOW: and all the blood is in the tube (
WOW: You hit me for living if we have an endoscopy

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77515
 17.02.2013
X: Cats are curious. They found a crap and started chasing it. Buried in the tapestry. They started trying to get her - they heard that the butterfly grimps. Now they are chasing.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77514
 17.02.2013
On the hub there is a discussion of the arithmometer "Felix M":
What is its tactile frequency?
It depends on your physical abilities. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77513
 17.02.2013
I looked at it with a brave heart. A young girl, who. Her mother poisoned them, putting them all on her ears, only to avoid getting married. About You Movie

That’s why I liked it.)

XH: Definitely of course. You still have to play Starcraft. Your comment to the moment with the ultralisk in the last video of the game - "Oh, what a big evil goat. Just like I" falls into my personal top of all the comments of the decade)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77512
 17.02.2013
I buy spices in the market. I heard what I needed for fish and chicken. The Uzbek seller of 8-10 bags takes half a tablespoon and pouches it into a bag, signs the mark "for fish", then the procedure is repeated with the same(!) The signature is "for chicken".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77511
 17.02.2013
God, now all the jokes about Chelyabinsk will become true!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77510
 17.02.2013
I sit at work wanted something like that, I went to buy a cocoon, I sit chewing, there are no people, I get pleasure, but why not the first time, as remains the last piece, the last and biggest piece, I put it in my mouth, chew, taste, full mouth of seeds and here comes the client, not spit, nothing, I sit like a fool, chew in front of him and smile.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77509
 17.02.2013
Today the Lord is the most of the servants of the people.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77508
 17.02.2013
In the mid-1990s, life on our small airfield of the district town was almost frozen. There was only one regular flight to the regional city, which was performed once every three days on the last remaining on the AN-2 airfield.
The day before the flight was another hour and a half, but most of the passengers were already sitting on the bench at the control station.
The driver of the KRAZ - an airfield tanker (and, at the same time, a tractor) just swallowed the broken hammer on the clutch and checked the reliability of welding, dragging the AN-2 along the steering track.
When the passengers asked the passing technician why they dragged the plane on the field, he passed by with a serious sight:
- Yes, the "Anushka" battery sat, so they decided to start from the wire...

The flight did not take place due to the absence of passengers.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77507
 17.02.2013
Residents of the meteorite watched with horror the approaching of Chelyabinsk.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77506
 17.02.2013
On the booth with the sticker "Making keys", something written with the bottle "keygen generador"

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