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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107990
 11.01.2015
In the wood powder is not necessary at all. Something that smells awful when burning. Then you will either recognize the thieves by their smell, or they will stop stealing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107989
 11.01.2015
Now advertising is interested in me "Do you want to buy wood?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107988
 11.01.2015
The habit of calling coupled winchesters by names that initially mean a pair is convenient (such as Phobos and Deimos). Today I came up with another pair and I was able to remember the wonderful pair of Trurel and Klapauci, the most pleasant thing is that they came in the first letters! Good weekend to all cats!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107987
 11.01.2015
I love vegan flavors :)

The most famous spontaneous violence was the incident with Bernard Getz. The camarade was seriously squeezed, so in response to the next "give the little things, and if we find?" he just shot four, and the last, lying, - in emphasis, control. In our country, he would rot on a lifetime, and so - became a small icon of self-defense and an example for brave citizens. He voted for mayor, but lost the election because of imposing vegetarianism on everyone. When Bernie wished to introduce exclusively vegetarian diets in hospitals and schools, the people decided that he had taken enough franges in his life, and in terms of supplements, let him now go on.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107986
 11.01.2015
He squeezed his foreheads with the remains of the deodorant left by the woman. I thought the bottle was empty, but it turned out that there was still a hair lacquer in it!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107985
 10.01.2015
Strange creatures these women, thickness in kilograms measured...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107984
 10.01.2015
The child does not pronounce a hard sound "d", but instead pronounces "g". Today tells a fairy tale: "A long time ago there was a small house in a dreamy forest..."
It is better not to tell such stories :(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107983
 10.01.2015
So, the second week of 2015 was marked by the following specific combination of topics:

Mined wood, anal congestion, cursors.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107982
 10.01.2015
It was very cold in the house, and yet decided to have sex with my husband. So fast, without any prejudice. He stretches the blanket on his shoulders to cover us both, but at this moment he looks at himself in the mirror and contemplatively pronounces, “Oh, oh, I’m Batman!”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №107981
 10.01.2015
Spear the fool-your neighbor explosive wood, and his house seven in the shops, running to warm up at the stove. Will you be able to live with it later?
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I can’t understand why the fool and the thief are neighbors, and I should be ashamed of it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107980
 10.01.2015
Zzz: It’s a bit of a bit, I’m 32 and I’m voted for 65 grandfather.

Girl, it’s time to quit smoking...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107979
 10.01.2015
A word about business:
I have a acquaintance. She has a bullterier. The dog is dirty, and a friend tied a sweater for the bull. It was cold here. And we see, around our dogs cuts circles, and yet so persistently. I’m not Korean, so I’m not interested. I asked.
The poor man was not interested in a dog, but a sweater, and he even ordered one. Now my friend has orders a few months ahead. This is what winter and friendship of peoples do.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107978
 10.01.2015
Tut. by "In Europe will be a 10-minute flight"
Prochor_Kiselov: Will they be fed?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107977
 10.01.2015
08:25:35 xxx: On the street is good. Snow and heat
08:28:17 xxx: I would have walked this activity if I hadn't led it)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107976
 10.01.2015
Just my applause. This is what dust and passion can argue here about some hypothetical stolen wood people living with central heating.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107975
 10.01.2015
xxx: I decided to remember exactly how the movie "N years of slavery" is called. A quick search for the "year of slavery". Google offered two fundamentally different answers to “12 years of slavery” and “10 years of marriage”.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107974
 10.01.2015
This is "This is me! Do not hang up!!!)))))))))))))" (signature under the photo of the company)

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107973
 10.01.2015
Explosives in wood? How radical it is!
There are more interesting ways:
The first is Lac. Lacks, paints, marbles, even just plastic or glue. We split the pollen on the cherry parts and glue together. You can even make a hole inside, into which then pour the lacquer. It’s not explosive, but it’s going to stink for two hours. It may even bury the floor of the house inside and outside.
The second is smoke. There are uncorpuscular shells, they look like a pressed puer. The main thing is that the color of the smoke is spicy, purple there or green.

anecdote
On the black-black planet, in the black-black city, on the black-black street, in the black-black house, in the black-black room, there is a black-black chatter and he says:
Q. What else should I paint?and "

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107972
 10.01.2015
From this place, in more detail.

Here it is not worth on the first date to call from the camera, from which you just hit a ten-fold zoom. Checked out :(
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A photographer a friend told, at the time of film photography he was wearing a camera "Moscow" on a long belt below the navel. The camera is flat, is put into a working position by pressing a button, pulling out the lens at the "harmonic" centimeters by 30. One day, talking to the girls, he pressed a button. The reaction was a short shock and a long laugh. Author of the original quote, tell me in detail what happened to you? It intrigued!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №107971
 10.01.2015
Here, the Patriarch of the Russian Communist Party, Gundyaev, says that the price of the ruble will go up if domestic producers will not boost prices.

If in the church you will sell candles at an overpriced price - you can officially buy their manufacturer.

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