In Moscow, God was asked to support the dollar and lift the sanctions. In Crimea, they ask God to provide tourists for the next year. You only need to ask God for one thing.

The Brain.

I’ve not been painting for a long time, I’m restoring the great ones!
Are you a restaurator?
It is right! ?
I always said you are smart. Do you have your own restoration?

My husband’s grandmother lives with us... I don’t know how scientifically. She does not recognize the electric boiler, and puts it on her own plate, with a whisper that clothes on her nose.
The woman is already in a very deep age, so as long as the watermelon boils, she forgets about it. The whistle does not hear.
There is one undocumented function of the whistle - if it is not removed for a long time, it falls off itself.
And there is also a cat at home who thinks that if someone comes into the kitchen, that someone is obliged to feed him. The cat is clever, he sprinkled the chip that if the cup whisper, someone will come to the kitchen. Therefore, by whisper, the cat materializes in the refrigerator, which stands next to the plate.
This time, the tea whispered, and the grandmother was gone. I made sure I didn’t hear it and went to the kitchen.
I stand a cat in a fighting readiness position near the refrigerator... and here a whistle flies from the tea bar. Right to the cat.
A chagrined cat with a loud “miu” went through the hallway and disappeared into a distant room.
Now the cat whisper materializes not at the refrigerator, but at the threshold of the kitchen. Going in while it whispers is scary.

Here is here:
I used to like to do massage. always me
I went to the sauna, though girls, though boys, I
It was the soul of the company. I read something,
I went to courses. I was convinced that it was
Hard work to take.
of money. I tried to take money,
Prices in our city
The massage. I no longer have friends, not in the sauna.
Everyone thinks I’m a bitch. business -
It’s losing the whole circle of communication, right? and all
Have you been hated? Then I have everything.
When will the grandmothers be?

Colleague, it’s all because you haven’t been taught how to differentiate between work, entertainment and friendly help. But it is so simple! A joint trip to the sauna is entertainment and joint time, but you also massage in the "relaxation mode". One-time help to close friends goes through the section of cleansing karma (I hope you don’t have to explain that money is never taken from home). But the course of therapeutic massage to friends is already work. You are entitled to pay a penny. With a discount, of course.

A few of my friends went out of town in the winter. Upon arrival late in the evening, they found that there was no wood, and the frost was noble. We decided on our neighbors "employment". We took a couple of bits, and here is the problem - traces on the fresh snow remained, hot and unhealthy. But since people were already themselves almost in wood, the elegant solution was quickly found. They foolishly took a couple of grasslands and found traces in the snow from the neighboring woodhouse to their house. It seemed as if the trees left themselves and voluntarily.

Four wonderful drillers... If you try to combine them into one, then an interesting picture can come out: Aragorn Arah(t)Ornovich mines wood under the continuous drill of GP and basilica: "For us free... For friends free... Cat figure! She is a miner!"

Nadin Thirteen: All these columns on your feet
Nadin Thirteen: Do you have acoustics in the lead body?
Nadin Thirteen: What about the current beat? What about the smell of nail?
Nadin Thirteen: I just have a cat.

In the country, all the work is reworked? Yes, by the way, who at the beginning of the 90s pulled balloons - at the end of the 90s wholesale warehouses ran.
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Mudila, in the early 90s, the balls were pulled by those who were in the 80s, i.e. The speculators. The wholesale warehouses were run not by the bowlers, but by those who hanged these bowlers for eggs when they did not bring the bowl at the time. If it's a job for you - then yes, you fit into the market, all by Chubais. And for normal people "work" is something else. That was the joke at the time:
Two factory directors met and talked.
What are you doing?
I have not paid my salary for six months. They go anyway.
I’m already paying for entrance, they’re going too. Maybe try them?

Never, hear, never leave the enamel in the aerosol in the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!! to

DeArto, you will do even more for the planet and for mankind if you stop writing your stuff here.

The anecdote.
Dear, Happy Birthday I will give you a subscription to the etiquette courses.
It is awful!

Bogomolec: My girlfriend has a habit: when she hugs me, she makes sounds like a cat’s murmuring.

After a while, a friend in the correspondence asked me how kindly I call my girlfriend... Well, I replied – MURENA. Scuck, it is still crawling.

The easier life, the softer the humor.

On the weekend, evil weather promised a snowstorm, and the people rushed to the shops for the most necessary.
The line to the box reminds me of a "slang" from an old phone toy. Look at it and eat its tail.
- Conserves, candles, bread, milk took... - the guy loudly reports to his wife on the phone.
What else to take? The condoms? Disappointed by three? Very good packaging?! to
The boy floats in a smile, turns to the grandmother standing behind:
I will come now. Remember me?
The Grandmother:
My son, I remembered you all.

Roman Rosengurt

You must always smile. Someone honestly, someone honestly.

Princess Mother:

My 4 year old daughter is playing with me as a doctor.
“Woman, I’ll prescribe a medicine for you so that you don’t get sick anymore, you’ll drink one tablespoon. Take a record. A-ce-ton "

Thank you to the manager for the excellent communication between departments and the introduction of fresh management ideas:
customer department: we recorded everything in the journal of IT problems
The IT Department: Wow! We have a magazine! :O O

The news:
Audi has allowed journalists to travel from Silicon Valley to Las Vegas in the cabin of an experienced robot car based on the Audi A7. According to available information, the car-robot perfectly managed its task during the journey, which reached 885 kilometers (550 miles).

The first comment:
We will soon be able to get rid of those who drive.

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Will you cook pork or will I cook something like that?

xy
Dear, if you want to cook something like this, don't forget about the belt, socks, and wait until the children fall asleep.
I burn pork and cook rice.

xx
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My cat thinks her name is "Cats"

And my – "both-e-e-ed!!and "

The contents of wild cockroaches in the Kiev Zoo are 16,000 grams per month.

For a long time, I could not understand why the cockroaches in the zoo are measured in grams per place. Why is such a measurement necessary?